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Oh my goodness men are such idiotic fools!  I mean this with all my heart from the pit of my stomache. Do women walk around thinking things like "men cant do this or that they are men they are incapable!"  NO women do not think like that.  Generally speaking women think that if they can do it so can a man, its level playing ground at all times.  Usually what i can do i think a man can do.  Im usually just impressed that i can do anything period.  I usually expect other people to be able to do it.
 
working with the public in general is frusturating enough. I work with men and women in the job field separatly.  I deal with mostly men at the shop, ideal with mostly women at the hair studio.  Men are such assholes when it comes to mostly anything. 
 
The other day this guy came in with a piece of shit buick lesabre wanted me to fix a rock chip.  I pull it into the back and look at the chip he was talking about.  It had already been fixed.  I told i couldnt fix it twice.  I told him that sometimes old rock chips tend to re appear and that there is nothing i can do to make that one look better because it had already been cured. But i did tell him i could fix the chip he had below his rearview mirror that he hadnt even noticed.  SO i did and it looked good and he gave me money and i sent him on his way. 
 
He just called me telling me the rock chip that i thought was fixed broke in the car wash and his windshield is shattered.  he paused on the line expecting me to apologize and kiss his ass and put in a new windshield.  I pretty much told him "gee, that sucks, u want a quot on a new one?"...He was about to hang up on me i could feel it, when i realized "ok hes a customer, the customer is always right." 
 
So i explained once again that the rock chip he wanted me to fix was already fixed and wearing out and it happens and that i wouldve fixed it if i couldve it woulda been an extra 40 bucks in my pocket so there would be no reason for me to send him away with only one fixed if i couldve fixed to so his rationalization of me doing this on purpose was stupid.  .  He kept telling me that the chip hadnt been fixed and i just ignored it.  When i had to tell him again there was clearly a drill whole and that the resin was clearing just shrinking out of it.  With time they do that.
 
On a side note id like to mention my computer is being stupid and the cursor isnt keeping up with as fast as im typing.  So please disregard my errors because im a bout 30 seconds ahead of my computer.
 
OMG!!!  I cant even finish bitching about one guy before another asshole buzzes in my ear!!!
 
let me give u this convo i just got done having.
 
"thank u for calling ---- glass this is christina how can i help u?"
"hey this is roger and i need an estimate on a rear tractor window"
"ok roger, does the glass that needs replaces have any wholes for hinges?"
"its about 3 foot by foot"
"ok, does the glass hang by hinges on the tractor?"
"that shouldnt have anything to do with you"
"mmmkay...does the tractor glass open and close? or is it built into the tractor?"
"again whats that got to do with u??"
"Well roger, if u want me to give u a proper quote, i need to know a little more about ur tractor"
"let me talk to a guy"
"id be more than happy to let my boss (dad) discuss this with u, however he is gone at the moment and only a woman, me, can help u, and id be more than happy to help, id be positivly delighted"  (when im not allowed to be rude i like to over emphasize my politlness bc its my way i slipping in some sarcasm)
"maybe ill just call back when the guys are there"
"fine by me Rog theyll ask the same exact questions"
"NO, ahem, no its not on hinges, its in a rubber gasket"
"see, that wasnt so bad was it?  Did u want plex or lami?"
"whats the difference?"
"lami is what is in ur windshield, the plastic layer inbetween keeps it from shattering if it breaks, its well insulated and doesnt chip that easy but is slightly more expensive, plexi is flimsy and scratches easily and not insulated at all but some people like it because of the cheap price tag"
"lami"
"ok, well thatll come to 167.94"
"k ill call to schedule"
"ok rog see ya later! "
click...
 
Can u believe that asshole!!!???
Women at the salon are soooo much nicer
 
who was it that decided women are all mildly retarded and incapable of functioning or nknowing anything a man knows?HUH!!??  Who made that decision!?
 


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  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 14, 2008....

    LOL you're having a bad man day!!!  They're not all like that, but the good ones are far and few between.  I ran into that a lot when I was locksmithing.  If I ran across a bitch of a lock and was having trouble with it they would usually panick.  (or if I pulled out a hole saw and was about to drill an expensive door)

    All you can do is do what you're doing.  I think, perhaps I'm wrong, that some men believe they can bully you into giving in where they might not think a man would give in.

  • CayenneMan said on Jul 14, 2008....
       Hello starchini, I remember when I was drunk one day I saw a thirsty duck off to the side of the road. I pulled over and tried breast feeding it for over an hour with no luck. I really felt bad. After giving it another go and failing I just gave up.          After this event I thought about seeing a lactation consultant but I did'nt. My nipples hurt like hell after that. I thank God for woman ;0)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 14, 2008....
    cayenne - OMG!! You're hilarious.
  • Eilan said on Jul 14, 2008....
    My asshole brother used to work as a certified mechanic for a motorcycle manufacturer/dealer who shall remain nameless.   His boss hired a female mechanic, and my brother and his other (male) co-workers freaked out.  Because this woman was doing a traditionally "male" job, she obviously must be a dyke (his words, not mine) and was probably unqualified; never mind that she had the same credentials/certification as my brother and his other co-workers.

    The men in the made her so miserable that she quit after a couple of weeks.  The boss is lucky he didn't get slapped with a lawsuit.  My mom, dad, and brother didn't speak to me for two weeks because I refused to condone the way this woman was treated.  Apparently, because she dared to work in a traditionally male-dominated field, she "had it coming."

    Back in my husband's cop days, he worked with men who absolutely didn't want to work with/be paired with a female cop.  Fortunately, my husband wasn't one of those guys.

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