(UPI)-1.)BeeKeeper Arrested For Sleeping With Under Age QueenBee
2.)Paris Hilton Spotted With Cloths On
3.)George Bush Changes Name To Lester TimmyJohn in 3rd Term Attempt
4.)Mc Cain Becomes First Gay Liberal President
5.)Meth Dealer Only Tenant Landlord Can Depend On For Rent
6.)Small Businessman Conducts Business On Miniture Golf Course
7.)Clinton Challenges Obama To Drop Out Of Race
8.)Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple
9.)Struggling Blockbuster Video Eliminates Employees Restrooms
10.)REPORT: Iranian Teacher May Be Building Nuclear Toilets
11.)New Job Posting On Craigslist Clearly For President
12.) FBI Sets Up Office In Wal-Mart
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