luke posted on Jul 10, 2008
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Surprising Answer
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
I got confuzzled when I stopped in to get gas where I used to work, and the new lady there, who I've talked to some, interupted me with a question.
"So, you're divorced, aren't you?"
"What? Where'd you hear that?"
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GrapeKoolaid
posted 3 days ago
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Tags: funny, life, musings
Relayed to me by a friend...... read entire post
I just got tickled because I answered a comment on my post "Rumors of My Divorce" and below that was quietone's post, "I Have Men In My Basement."
Usually, it's one of my own posts stuck down there, but it's really funny this time! Might ha... read entire post
starchini
posted 3 days ago
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Tags: funny, baby, story
Phil packed the diaper bag this morning.... read entire post
a fun video you may have missed.... read entire post