Okay so I've gone through a little growth spirt over the last month or so and needed a new bra.
This is no small task, the last time I bought one I was a 32B or in Oz speak 10B. Now I looked at those cups and then looked at my err MELONS and realised that I ain't no B cup anymore.
So with five in the dressing room I began to disrobe and cross my damn fingers... the problem with Bra's these days if you are a larger than average cup size pretty does not exist and I will be damned if I'm wearing a granny bolder holder... frankly it was disappointing, like a slap in the face that if you actually have large breasts you aren't sexy enough for a pretty bra!
So off to the speciality store, where the prices a real special too (ouch) anyway, I know the lady there and I simply said, desperate, pretty 34D please, as many as you have and NOT push ups, they're big enough, nothing stupidly twee like orange and purple teeny colours... she laughed then through me about 5 bra's.
Anyway I walked out of there with two very lovely bra's, I'm a shit load poorer but heck you have to be nice to boobs cause they can lash back at you by dropping an inch or two with the wrong treatment.
But really, isn't that a little big? 34 D thats a 12 D that to me is like two bassive rockmelons, way more than a handful, way too much for a little nibble thats what I call damn suffocation, yep my new suffocation devices look very alluring in the oraton bra (aqua lacey number) and my everyday skin toned two coloured ~ they aren't as big as they seem!
Who else finds it difficult to find decent bra's & for the men, what really is too big....
