An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her Father cussed her.
"Where
have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a
line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK,
Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,
title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the country club........................
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New
Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ..."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."
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lalaine1 posted on Jul 08, 2008
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moonriver said on Jul 09, 2008....
bwahahaha! i don't really know much about the irish, but having been raised as a catholic myself, i'm sure at least some catholic dads are like that. better a prostitute than a protestant... :-)
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lalaine1 said on Jul 09, 2008....
I did say that I am wondering why no one is replying but, I don't mind spammers not spamming me! lol -
lalaine1 said on Jul 09, 2008....
Oh by the way, do not worry, I am not offended. I am a protestant by the way. lol.
See you around! :)
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brit said on Jul 10, 2008....
LOL thats great!!!!!!! -
moonriver said on Jul 10, 2008....
thank god (both the catholic and protestant versions), you weren't offended. although i come from a fiercely catholic family, i outgrew it decades ago. i wrote a blog last year about that episode in my life. see you around too... :-)
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