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I wonder why flies always disappear as soon as you get a fly swatter in your hand

I wonder why when I buy a package of mixed jelly beans, there is only 4 of the flavor I like, and 500 of the green ones I hate

I wonder how come no one thinks hair is disgusting until it's in their food

I wonder why people like eating food that smells like ass when it's cooking (cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, etc)

I wonder why people like iced coffee, yet taking a sip of hot coffee that's gone cold is nasty

I wonder what would happen if I told my secrets 

I wonder if I make someone nervous sometimes

I wonder why I have a key rack by the front door when I always toss my keys on the table

I wonder why I buy books I never read

I wonder why the minute your hands are full your nose starts itching

I wonder why when you can sleep in late you always wake up early

I wonder why people are always compelled to look at something when someone tells them not to

I wonder if someone realizes exactly what it is I'm thinking when I talk to them

I wonder what dogs think when people dress them up in clothes

I wonder if anyone else would bother to make a list like this

I wonder if anyone will actually read this

I wonder why you always get songs you hate stuck in your head, but not ones you love

I wonder why a day passes quickly when you're happy, and miserably long when you're sad

I wonder if anyone notices

I wonder what happens next

I wonder why someone holds back about certain things

I wonder why there's a frozen leaf in my freezer

I wonder why as soon as we vacuum someone decides to eat crumbly toast on the carpet

I wonder why a bird always craps on my car after I wash it

I wonder if I should stop writing this

Yeah, I think I'm done.




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  • hinana said on Jul 06, 2008....
    I wonder if Box was bored..=P
    about the hair..most people normally think its gross when its anywhere besides where its supposed to be anyways..let alone food
    the nose is evil..it always does do that doesnt it..
    the iced coffe..is because it tastes different the coffee thats simply gone cold..duh =P
     
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 06, 2008....
    That's a lot of wondering!

    I think I know the answer to a few of those. Birds are nasty, for one. ;-) And some people's noses must not work right if they eat some of that stuff!

    And some of those, you just won't know the answer to unless you ask or try, I suppose, like your sixth wondering. (Though I don't know if you'll get an answer from the dogs on their clothes...) ;-)

    ~Infernal
  • Mr_Box said on Jul 06, 2008....
    hinana......you are correct in wondering if I was bored. Most definitely. And you're right that hair is gross where it doesn't belong. Like stuck to soap too. 

    Infernally.....this was a lot of wondering huh? I'm curious today. I think a few of my wonderings might be dangerous to try. Like number 6. I think I'll just keep wondering about that one. But next time I see a dog dressed up, I'll ask him how he feels about that ;-)
  • Mamie said on Jul 06, 2008....
    I wonder why people think you can read their mind?
    I wonder why people think their secrets are worse than other peoples?
    I wonder why people feel entitled to what they do.
    thanks for making me wonder too!!
    Go Boxie!!
     
  • evil_twin said on Jul 06, 2008....
    I wonder what made you feel like writing this? :-P That's a pretty extensive list of wonderment there. But it was entertaining! I always wonder about the jelly beans or mixed nuts. Anything that is an assortment of something, it never fails that whatever I like most is in the least abundance. It's annoying!

    I don't know what would happen if you told your secrets. I guess depends on which ones you'd want to tell. Just don't tell anyone else's secrets :-P

    -Kyle
  • Mr_Box said on Jul 06, 2008....
    Mamie.....I don't think my secrets are worse than other people's. But I bet I've got a few good ones stored up.

    Kyle.....boredom made me write this. And my intense curiosity about all of these mysteries. It's probably best I don't tell my best secrets because some of them belong to other people too.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 06, 2008....

    I read it, and I wonder about some of those things too.  Wondering is good, but it can take you to strange places.

    I wonder why every time I run to the market in grubby sweats I run into an old friend that I'd like to impress.

    I wonder why I have no cash in my wallet every time I go to lunch with a friend where they only take cash.

    I wonder why they stop making that perfect shade of lipstick after I finally find it.

  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 06, 2008....

    Oh!

    I wonder if other skunks think skunk smell is nasty.

  • queenparanoia said on Jul 06, 2008....

    lol....

    youre weird...

    and i like that in you!!!

    I wonder why I buy books I never read - me too

    I wonder what dogs think when people dress them up in clothes - i'm gonna post something like this tomorrow... =)

  • CayenneMan said on Jul 07, 2008....

       Hello Mr Box, I wonder who the son of a bitch was that started the rumor " You'll find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow."  I've been looking for years and I think the little bastard was lying ! 

      Oh and by the way  . . . I think I'll be staying away from cabbage, broccoli and cauliflower.

  • scipio said on Jul 07, 2008....
    I wonder if fishes know that they are in water.
     
    I wonder when I locate a parking place - the guy in front of me goes and takes it.
  • quietone said on Jul 07, 2008....
    hmmm... I wonder why you have a frozen leaf in your freezer too!  
  • wombat said on Jul 07, 2008....
    Just reading and laughing--was gonna ask about the leaf, also, but quietone beat me to it..ha...
     
    I tried iced coffee, and hated it---but know what you mean! 
  • Mr_Box said on Jul 07, 2008....
    Ms. Ironic.....I wonder about why you always run into someone you want to impress when you look like crap. It never fails! I wonder if skunks think they stink too. Good one!

    Miss Paranoia......I am weird. But I'm glad you like it ;-)

    CayenneMan....I've never found any gold at the end of a rainbow either. But I've never been able to find the end! I've actually tried before.

    scipio.......I just read a quote yesterday that said something like, a fish doesn't know he lives in water until he's dying on the shore. I'm not sure what it meant, but your comment made me think of it.

    quiteone.......you'll have to ask my daughter. Apparently she found a leaf frozen in a puddle last winter. And she decided to take the ice chunk and save it. I didn't realize it was still in there until yesterday!

    wombat.....see above about the leaf :-) I don't really like iced coffee that much either. I prefer it hot. But it definitely tastes better than hot coffee gone cold. Weird!


  • tizzygirl said on Jul 08, 2008....
    I wonder about a lot of that stuff too....but I've never made a list!  Your brain must have been full huh?  But about the coffee thing.....it's the ice....I can't drink hot coffee that has gone cold unless I add ice....and if I get an iced coffee I can only drink it until the ice is gone.  So it's the ice, that is the answer :)

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