I've been following the Olympic track and field trials in Eugene,
Oregon. (Those who can't, watch TV, right?) While I was
lurking on one of my other online haunts, I came across this little
gem. It's kinda
funny, yet kinda sad, but it's a perfect example of what happens when
you let computers do your thinking for you.
Christian Site's Ban on 'G' Word Sends Homosexual to Olympics
Here's the original text:
Tyson Gay was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't
count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a
too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Gay qualified for his
first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to
watch in Beijing.
"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Gay said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
And here's the bastardized version:
Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday
doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a
too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for
his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to
watch in Beijing.
"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
Call me naive, but I didn't realize there were "news"
organizations out there sugarcoating the things so our more "sensitive"
citizens won't have to sully their minds by accidentally reading
the G-word. Besides, it's unfair to assume that Tyson Gay is
really Tyson Homosexual. Maybe he's Tyson Happy.
Eilan posted on Jul 04, 2008
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Comments
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queenparanoia said on Jul 04, 2008....
i dont get it... can you further explain? -
Eilan said on Jul 04, 2008....
qp: The sprinter's last name is Gay. The Christian news site mentioned in my link has a filter that replaces potentially offensive words with more acceptable ones. Gay is one of those "offensive" words, but in this case, it doesn't refer to a behavior or lifestyle. It's the guy's last name.
So Tyson Gay became Tyson Homosexual. -
hotaka said on Jul 05, 2008....
"Writer, write me out a play
Oh, writer, make the meaning homosexual
I don't need a poem
Just give me words to say"
Deep Purple - The Painter 1969
"So why my heavy heart you say
When tears would stain the sights so homosexual"
Uriah Heep - The Park 1970
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queenparanoia said on Jul 05, 2008....
eilan: oh i get it.... wtf!?!?!?!?!!? are these people that close minded!?!?!?
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