My cat hates my mother. She's been hiding under my sewing table for five days. She hisses at anybody who comes within five feet of her.
She does however love my mother's shoes. She had a nice orgasmic stretch and roll all over mom's walking shoes. She buried her face in one of them and pushed it across the floor. Then she collapsed in a heap right next to it. She looked at me as if to say, "Got a cigarette?"
She is such a hussy.
