• hinana said on Jul 03, 2008....

  ewwww

• wombat said on Jul 03, 2008....

  Can you spare a square?   Never mind.....ha....

• Lucytorial said on Jul 03, 2008....

  OMG...... I'm going to pee myself... you are a crack up wombie... you know I have a THING about toilet paper, if I have five dollars left in my wallet and I need ciggies and shit wipes I pay five dollars for a certain type... three ply, hypoallergic, pure white, quilted...... obviously I spend quality time in my toilet! **LMAO**

• hinana said on Jul 03, 2008....

  wow lucy.
  thats what you call obsession.

• wombat said on Jul 03, 2008....

  Lucy:  If you pee yourself, hope you have some quality paper handy.....
   
  Hubby came into my bathroom the other day and I asked him to "smell my toilet paper."
   
  You should have seen his face.....

• Lucytorial said on Jul 03, 2008....

  Hmmm I'm thinking two things either he said nothing or his nose screwed up and he asked you never to buy bargain rolls again???

  Hinana ~ I humbly agree it is a fetish of sorts.. that and the fact that when I grew up it was recycled, brown hard and sand paper toilet roll..

• beyondtheveil said on Jul 03, 2008....

  wombat- My wife won't let me buy the bargain tissue so I don't know what you're talking about. Although I doubt a recycled smell would bother me on tp.
  
  lucy- Three ply? I didn't know there was three ply. Do we have that in the states?
  

• wombat said on Jul 03, 2008....

  Lucy:  First his nose screwed up---then he said, "Then buy a better tissue.  I have some in my bathroom if you need it."
   
  I remember the Sears & Roebuck kind, so I shouldn't complain.

• wombat said on Jul 03, 2008....

  beyondtheveil:  I don't smell it unless I blow my nose on it!   Doesn't bother me otherwise... but I don't recommend asking someone to smell it----at any time.

• wombat said on Jul 03, 2008....

  While I've got myself on here....just had to add that I was outside and cracking up....lost my proverbial tickle box for a few minutes....so thank you, guys!  I needed that!

• Lucytorial said on Jul 03, 2008....

  You're not the only one wombie! Beyond.... three ply indeed in Oz not sure if you do there.... but heck if it aint soft I'm not wiping so you see the moral dilema don't you... or should I say hygenic dilema...

• beyondtheveil said on Jul 03, 2008....

  lucy- Sand works well. 

• Lucytorial said on Jul 03, 2008....

  So do leafs yet..... I just can't bring myself to use anything else... I remember once I ran out of loo paper and shock horor I had the runs.... god damn it! the only thing left were my facial wipes.... that was unplesant...

• beyondtheveil said on Jul 03, 2008....

  When we go to the mountains to camp out, the first thing loaded is a roll of tp. Imagine the alternatives, pine needles, pine cones, tree bark, and some Juniper which I think would be worse than the other three.  

• Lucytorial said on Jul 03, 2008....

  Tee he hee yep when camping its the first thing I pack... here some rainforest leaves have glass needles like spines full of poison.. imagine how much a pain in the ass that woudl be! te he he

• queenparanoia said on Jul 04, 2008....

  yucky!!!

  funny post wombie!!! =)

• botoni said on Jul 04, 2008....

  Personally I'm a proponent of the Mandarin Orange wrappers we used to get in the outhouse.

• everythingyouthink said on Jul 04, 2008....

  Ha ha!  I've had a similar experience with Charmin Basic.  I HATE it, but my boyfriend can't even see the difference between that and wonderful, 3-ply softness.  I attribute it to him only needing to wipe half as many times as me.

• skald said on Jul 04, 2008....

  Well that is not the worst thing, getting a bargain on toilet rolls. lol 

• gingersoul said on Jul 04, 2008....

  Wombie.....you must have been REALLY bored....lol....
  
  Do i have to reveal the hidden secrets of my sanctuary??....
  Ok, i never use Charmin...plus, i cant stand to waste my money in something that will be flushed in the toilet........still i can assure you i don't use sand paper either..
  
  So a moderate balance between price and softness led me to find my Holy Grail...namely Angel Soft....:-)
  
  I am just spreading the love, sistah....LOL..
  

• wombat said on Jul 07, 2008....

  Too far behind to make individual comments here, but I did read all.  Thanks for reading my ususal silliness!  Wow, this was 3 days ago? 
   
  But:  gingersoul, I will remember the Angel Soft next time.....

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