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For many reasons, i keep my interest in all things D/s hidden from almost all my friends, and all of my family.  i am very protective of it.  It's mine -- my delicious little secret.  It means a lot to me.
 
my mother is here for a visit this week.  She takes good care of her "little girl", almost to the point of hovering.  No, wait.  No "almost" about it.  She hovers.
 
She came into my bedroom this morning while i was getting dressed, and started what some might call snooping.  But it's not, because snooping implies some sort of covert activity.  And my mother pokes through my things right out in the open, right in front of me.  No such thing as privacy or personal space, because, as she says, "Well, I'm curious!"
 
Okay, well, if you're going to snoop, you better be prepared to see things that might shock you.  She was going through some books that were stacked on my dresser.  i tried to stop her, but i wasn't quick enough.  What book should she come across but my well-read, rather dog-eared copy of SM101 by Jay Wiseman.  The moment was priceless.  She picked up the book, she looked at the cover, she looked at me, she looked back at the cover, and very calmly set the book back down, front cover down.  i swear she almost put it back with just two fingers, like it was unclean or something.  Part of me was trying to come up with a reason why i might have that book that would be acceptable to my mother.  There was also a big part of me that was trying like hell not to laugh like a loon.  i have to hand it to her.  She didn't miss a beat -- just kept right on "snooping" and chatting.
 
i guess i should have been more careful.  Oh boy, i guess i also better find a better hiding place for my nipple clamps and my mini-flogger.  


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  • silverwhisper said on Jul 01, 2008....
    bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! that's hysterical, onlymimi! :D

    ed
  • kittykat{A} said on Jul 01, 2008....
    When i first met my husband and we were in the 'dating' stages, i remember my parents coming to stay with me for a few days and i had asked my Father to fix the broken wardrobe for me in my bedroom. They had been asking about my new boyfriend as they hadn't met him yet and i told them very nonchalontly that it was nothing and didn't make a big deal of it. my parents for some ungodly reason think that i just never have sex, even though at the time i was 24 with a small baby daughter. To completely irradicate that myth for them, my Dad comes hurtling down the stairs with a pair of size 11 boots in his hand and asks very quietly if my feet have grown as he found the boots under my bed?! my mother gave me a look of disgust and i tried desperately to stop myself from laughing.   When my husband (then boyfriend) met them for the first time at dinner that night, my Dad just blatantly asked what size feet he had and raised an eyebrow as 'size 11' was given as an answer. i don't know who was more embarassed. i just found the whole thing hilarious.  
  • sweetsoul said on Jul 01, 2008....
    oh my onlymimi that's hilarious...well sort of. You'd think after that she'd learn to quit snoping.
     
    While my Mom never would have snoped she was well known for asking me personal questions. My Dad would say ' You shouldn't ask her those questions'. My Mom's reply was 'Just because I ask doesn't mean she has to answer.'  But she knew full well that just because she asked, I'd often answer....though not always.
  • exhibit_c said on Jul 01, 2008....
    I would think a baby daughter would be a hint that you were sexually active.
  • Fallyn said on Jul 01, 2008....
    i lost my nipple clamps and god only knows when my mother will find them.....i'm fairly sure they fell out of a backpack while i was in her house.....i keep them in a sucrets tin. so she may never see them. *crossing my fingers*
  • Ownedgalbabs said on Jul 01, 2008....
    Hi Mimi:

    LOL OMG seriously!!!!

    I so agree with what you mean, when you say to those who opt to snoop and poke around, they really ought to be prepared to encounter just about anything!  Like the time my OCD auntie decided to snoop through my car's trunk because she's  a compulsive cleaning freak and decided that my car didn't meet with her "white glove test." 

    Anywho, I had my toy bag in there!  Things like double ended clear dildo, spreader bars, writs restraints, blindfold and an array of lubes and god knows what else....

    Well when it came time for me to get ready to leave her place, and was time toad my daughter's overnight bag back inside, upon opening it I realized someone had been inside.  As I turned and was just about to ask, "were you in my bag"  her face went a rich shade of crimson.  Without any words at all, I simply broke out into a hysterical hit of laughter and finally regained my composure long enough, to say...
    "how many times?  Huh Zia?  How many times must I remind you that I am not five anymore and that you should really be less nosy?"

    And you know Mimi, she's never again gone through anything belonging to me! LOL

    Cheers
    babs
  • wishyouwerehere said on Jul 01, 2008....
    This is absolutely hilarious!  I will have to live vicariously since my own life is not nearly as spicy! 
     
     
  • lfbno7 said on Jul 01, 2008....
    I like that story. Something like that happened to me and I didn't explain anything either. A male friend of mine found some gay books in a drawer in my house. I didn't condescend to explain that my wife ordered some kind of grab bag from some sex publishing company or other and they sent her those books unasked for.
  • RollingC said on Jul 01, 2008....
    Now that's a funny story.  :^)
    Rc
  • Abeni[Dr] said on Jul 02, 2008....

    All of you are halarious. LOL ohhhhhhhhh mimi, you are nicer then I would be, if I was on my own and my Mom snooped, I would have to let her know that she is under my roof now and my rules.......... But then again my Mom learned a looooooooong time ago, "Don't ask me if you aren't 100% sure you want the answer" LOL. But she survived. Then again I don't share with anyone my D/s life. OMG My mom would freak. Hmmmmmmm, maybe I should tell her. lmao.

    Hugs to those who want one.

  • quietone said on Jul 03, 2008....
    LOL  maybe she thought it was a "class" you were taking.  Like "Drawing shapes"  Yes, some things are better left alone!  cute!
  • submissivepet101 said on Jul 03, 2008....
    Wow, that's so funny! i think my mom would probably cry in confusion and shock!! LOL i agree with you, keeping the D/s part of your life a secret only makes it more exciting;-)
  • onlymimi said on Jul 06, 2008....

    Well, mom's gone home.  We never spoke about it.  i sure would like to be a fly on the wall if she decides to tell my sisters. 

     

  • MindfulOne said on Jul 06, 2008....

    Give me her number, I want to ask her straight out! 

    hahahahahah

  • 007Hardone said on Dec 28, 2008....
    I can only imagine your embarasement at being helpless to stop her

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