Its gonna take a kind of finesse to tell this story in a way u guys can read it the way i heard it. It very well may be one of those "u had to be there" stories, but if its not, its hilarious. I think its worth a shot...Here goes nothing...
First, a bit of back ground history...When Phil and I have sex he gets very "rambunctious" toawrd the end...Thrusting furiously to cum, well in his frenzy he sometimes pulls out too far and tries to thrust in without realizing hes gonna miss his target and snaps his penis in half. That is quite a blow when u are about to cum. I squeal cuz it hurt and he freezes in agony bc he just folded his boner in half. It kills the moment and takes us a while to recover. lol...
On another side note, Phil's penis is curved, not straight at all. It bends to the left about 15-20 degrees : > Just remember that for later... hehe
Ok, now for the story...
Id been meaning to get a brazillion wax for a long time now...my appt keeps getting moved or i have to cancel or some crap...So i started growing my bush out to get it waxed and it never happened..before i knew it a month or so has gone buy and now im just a bushy beaver...
Well i got sick of it so yesterday i spent a good half hour shaving my bush off. I was so pleased with my results, i felt like a virgin in a twisted sort of way. i felt very sexy and clean.
I couldnt wait to show Phil but i thought i would tease the hell out of him first.
Wed planned on going to the bar to shoot some pool, i love to shoot pool.
He gets to my house and im getting out of the shower and i told him i had a surprise but he couldnt see it till tonight...
I let him cop a little feel, and then i scampered away to dress...
It drove him nuts...
Randomly at the bar during our game of pool id insert comments about my cleanly shaved pussy...
Id twist to take my shot and say something like "omg, i can actually, feel that there is no hair there"
Phil would smile and squirm a little and wed continue our game...
I just wanted to keep sex on his mind the whole night so it would be that much more amazing when we did it...
We played a few more games of pool and sat at the table to have a drink or two...
I shot him a sexy look...
he says "i cant wait to get u home, lets just go right now"
"baby, im not done with my Gin and Tonic"
"oh but its gonna be so amazing im gonna be thrusting in and out of u so hard and just before im about to cum ill snap my boner in half, itll be amazing"
I snort, with laughter it was so not what i expected him to say...
He likes that im laughing and continues-
"yea after i fold my cock in half, ill prolly add an extra 10 degrees to the curve"
Im laughing hysterically, it may have bene my drink but i thought this was fucking hilarious...
He loves tham im laughing so hard and continues...
"Yea with that extra ten degrees to my cocks curve, i could just hook ur pussy and fuck u like this" he says as he stand up and girates his hips from side to side....
I almost peed myself i was laughing so hard...
So did u all think it was funny? Or did u have to be there?
hehe
