My friend Star sparked another thought. True, this one is actually insane, but it could be fun. She pointed out that panty liners are not sexy, which of course led my twisted mind into the area of ........
What if getting old, and it's foibles were considered sexy? How would that change our conversations?
"Did you see Betty?! She got one of those sporty walkers with the pin stripes and flames!"
"Bob's so sexy now. His bald spot is HUGE!"
"Hey baby! wanna see my reading glasses?"
"Not many woman can make Depends (adult diapers) look good, but Mary sure can!"
"I had the worst date the other night. She was all smooth and skinny. I like a woman with a few wrinkles and pot belly!"
Okay, so we're not there now, and possibly never will be, but it's fun to imagine.
Feel free to chime in.
