I'm getting ready to go out and enjoy a not-too-hot summer day, but
before I leave, I'd like to C&P a personal ad from one of my other
online haunts. Hope you get a chuckle!
r u a sub lady??
i walk up to u stairing in ur eyes.... then suddenly grab ur throat and
slam u into the wall feeling u quiver in fear yet excited. i look u up
and down and slide my tounge up and down ur ear and neck. mmmm u taste
good bitch...... i slap u and with my other hand i rip ur top and bra
off now looky looky. i bite ur neck feeling ur nipples get hard on my
chest................... if u like plz pm maybe we can finish it!! i
also have yahoo im but the one on here is wrong soo pls ask
Internet "doms" seem to be a dime a dozen, don't they?
Eilan posted on Jun 21, 2008
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MissMimi said on Jun 21, 2008....
Mmmmmm... it's getting warm in here, isn't it? I'm beside myself with lust.
LOL
OTOH, u r hawt, you little minx. :D
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Mr_Box said on Jun 21, 2008....
You mean that wouldn't turn you on? Damn. I need to re-work that post and try again....[kidding]I wish that poor schlub good luck. He's gonna need it. -
sweetsoul said on Jun 21, 2008....
Now you see that just proves to me that for me the mind is the most important sex organ. His is lacking on many counts...this sub is not impressed...but got a good laugh. -
MissMimi said on Jun 21, 2008....
LOL MrBox... Back to the drawing board, eh? -
Eilan said on Jun 21, 2008....
Mimi: I knew you'd show up, baybee! At first I thought the poor bastard might be looking for a hot chick who works at Subway.
Mr_Box: Okay, the "stairing" in my eyes I can live with, but is it too much to ask for you to at least spell "tongue" correctly? ;)
sweetsoul: Hey, his approach might work on a comatose sub. :D
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Mr_Box said on Jun 21, 2008....
I can see why you'd be scared for me to lick you with my tounge. I'm not sure what I was going for there. Maybe I just like to keep you guessing as to what exactly my tounge is? ;-) -
gingersoul said on Jun 21, 2008....
SSoul...hey there...long time i don't read you...:-)
Eilan and Boxy.....wait a moment... am i missing something here or what?...lol...
That dude has in front of him a long solitary life.....looky looky?? ....ROLF....
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Fallyn said on Jun 21, 2008....
O bay-b i wnt that luvn.
u make me so hawt!
hirt me now u big oaf!
O, is that u? looky looky, i thinked it was a bay-b carrot!
hirt me with it! pleeeeeze!
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tinaslut said on Jun 22, 2008....
This type of "Doms" is unfortunately all too common. Not only are they totally illiterate but also extremely boring and they can make any horny slut turn into a nun ;-) A waste of time, if you ask me... tina from Sweden http://tinaslut.blogspot.com/ -
travelr712 said on Jun 22, 2008....
i would ask if this type of thing actually works, but from the response thus far, i'd give it a resounding 'no'. -
Ownedgalbabs said on Jun 22, 2008....
Hi Eilan:
Well I suppose if it were a message received from Master (barring naturally the grammatical errors) , whom I know, trust, love and respect.....then yes it would and does.
If, however I had received that as a first contact message? The alarm would sound to signify: jerk, wannabe, flake and run; don't walk away.
Cheers
babs
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pusscat said on Jun 22, 2008....
Oh dear, oh dear.Wannabee with a capital W ha ha!Like babs said, if it was my Dom, and without the spelling shit of course, yeah I'd be hot but, just imagining the jerk that wrote that turned me off big time (and I'm a very, very horny sub at that ha ha)Fallyn - baby carrott now that really made me LOL! -
MissMimi said on Jun 22, 2008....
LOL Fallyn! Well done! -
queenparanoia said on Jun 22, 2008....
lol at fallyn!!!! =) -
DaddysLittleSlut said on Jun 23, 2008....
now i'm one to give even the most pathetic schlump a second chance but yikes - dude - ewe thrown against the wall to have my ear? lickedlooky looky my nipples are hard...I think this little bitch needs a real slap down...have someone show him something hot - gawd! -
PassionTraveler said on Jun 24, 2008....
Ladies, does this turn you on?
Let's see... Ummmm.... NO!
PT
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Eilan said on Jun 24, 2008....
ginger: Well, he admitted writing it!! ;p
Fallyn: *fans self*
tinaslut: I've seen a lot of them on that other site. Posers.
trav: I think you're right, though I suppose you can test the waters for yourself.
Ownedgalbabs: I agree that with the right person under the right circumstances (and with the help of Spelling and Grammar buddy) this could be absolutely fine.
pusscat: Definitely sounds like a wannabe to me. Or a 12-year-old.
DaddysLittleSlut: LOL at slapdown!!
PT: I guess you're in the majority, then :)
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