I am in my sexual prime. Dammit. And it is being wasted on celibacy. Who's gorrammed idea was that!?
I have a theory. They say America is eighty percent obese. AND there are "studies" that say one of the contributing factors of divorce are loss of attraction.
I say both of those issues can be tracked down to the fracking moronic decision whatever creator made to put a sexual prime in teenage men but middle aged women.
HellO? Does this even compute?
What? Is this increased libido our cookie for living through horn dog men until their ability wanes? Well guess what? BAD IDEA!
So here is my theory in action...
We get married right. To these horn dogs that lose the desire or ability or whatever. Then POOF! Suddenly we get this NEED to get some. Only now we are tied down to Mr. Maybe later if the doctor prescribes us something. So we go looking for something to assuage this urge.
Chocolate, ice cream, doughnuts, whatever. Or even worse... a guy who CAN get it up five times a day still.
Whammo bammo, before we know it we are two hundred pounds or getting caught at the cheating. All because of a decade seperation in sexual primes.
yep. That creator sure does have a sense of humor.
