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Oy!  what a busy morning I've had.
 
I got up a few minutes earlier than usual to do some stretching with a DVD that the fitness coach at work sent to each of us.  It was only about 10 minutes, but it was kinda nice to wake up slowly with that.
 
I had a meeting about an hour after I got to work, so I tried to plow through emails and line up my projects for the day.  That took about 1/2 hour so I got an extra cup of coffee.  I went to the meeting, which was really more social networking within the company than any real business.  They had bagels and fruit, so the turn out was pretty good.  I think this is a company of foodies.
 
Just as I got back to my desk I got a call from Bill.  His car was running all weird and he had forgotten to pay his roadside service .......... so guess who got to go do roadside service?  Yup.  Me.  Funny how that works that I will drop what I'm doing to bail him out without berating him and the reverse is not true.
 
I drove home at break neck speed (I have no idea why) and parked next to his car so that he could try giving his car a jump start.  He carefully herded me to the far side of the car, explaining that if the battery exploded it was somehow safer there.  Huh?  If you  think your battery might explode, why not just go get a new one?  I dunno either.  Anyway, as big as my car is, the extra foot and a half is not going to be significant if the battery explodes.  Maybe he thought I would enjoy the more spacious amount of concrete to writhe in pain on.
 
The car started up, but in looking at the battery there was some white stuff kinda seeping out of the battery.  We concluded that the battery was probably defective and should be replaced.  I suggested that we find and drive down to the auto parts store and get a new battery.  He decided to charge the battery a few minutes and have me follow him down to the store.  This way the people there could help him swap out batteries.  Uhhhhh, okay, but it seemed safer the way I suggested.
 
One thing I've learned with Bill.  Arguing, no matter how right you are, is a pointless exersize in futility.  So, being the wise woman that I am trying to be, I have learned to pick my battles and save my energy.  If he wants to end up stranded on the road that's fine with me! 
 
We managed to get to the store with no more than a mild scolding from Bill that I let a car slip between us on the road for a few blocks.  (he actually called me on my cell phone to let me know that)  I don't know about you, but I was taught to not bitch at anyone who was helping or even attempting to help me out. *sigh*  Again, the argument was not worth the energy it would cost.  This reminded me again that Bill is not at his best when presented with "surprises". 
 
At the store he went to get the battery and he gave them the wrong year and model for his car.  I "helped" him out, and he checked the owners manual in his car after we got back to the car to make sure I was right.  I was.  I thought we were minutes away from finishing up this little adventure.  The battery is hooked up to a couple of bolts so it should be a slam dunk.
 
Thirty to forty-five minutes later he finally had borrowed the right size wrench to loosen the battery.  This was after no less than 6 trips back and forth to the service counter.  I know now why a woman should not be better with hand tools than her partner.  It took every ounce of control I had to stand by and let him figure it out for himself.  Of course he did not ask for help, and yes he knows I am good with tools.  Remember that extra cup of coffee?  Well, my bladder was now giving me some very painful hints to go get rid of it.  The auto parts store, of course, has no bathroom. 
 
I'm doing a limping, drunk man's type of walk across the parking lot to the Target store.  I discovered that the bathrooms are at the possible furthest point still within the store from the front doors.  I'm passing old ladies meadering with carts, trying to be careful to not get rear ended as they changed course with no warning.  Whew!!!  Sweet relief!
 
By the time I'm back at the car, Bill has turned in the old battery for a refund and he's ready to go to work.  It's a mere hour till lunch time now.  I have him start his car before he heads to work and I put my lead foot to good use getting back to work.  I am now 3 hours behind schedule, will have to eat at my desk and hope I can leave at 5 pm, because I have a large headache.
 
 


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  • vacantmind said on Jun 11, 2008....

    Wow, your morning sucked! Not that it wasn't obvious or anything to you.

    Let's look at the bright side. You didn't have to use the big slab of concrete to writhe around on. 

     

  • MissMimi said on Jun 11, 2008....

    lol at Triple Oy...

    Yours sounds like mine -- mrMimi never misses an opportunity to "instruct" me on the right way to do almost anything.  I about flipped when he told me I was doing dishes the wrong way.  The man's never picked up a dish cloth in his life!

    You have the patience ot a saint, uni.  I have some excedrin for your headache if you need it. 

  • pickersplock said on Jun 11, 2008....
    Been there, done that, its sucks worms.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jun 11, 2008....
    vacant - yeah, that would have dirtied up my clothes ;)
     
    MissMimi - I often get criticism on my dish washing to which I reply that he's more than welcome to take that chore if my work is sub standard.
     
    pickers - yes it does.  Can you believe that even as I'm limping through Target, knees locked to prevent an accident looking for the bathroom I actually considered stopping to look at some candles on clearance?!!!  I need mental help.
  • blondee0718 said on Jun 11, 2008....
    Wow...you have patience Uni.  I think had he called to tell me that I'd let a car slip b/w us, I would have just kept driving right on past that auto parts store...lol
     
    It is pretty painful when men want to prove they know what they are doing when having to do "man work", and they have no clue.  Having grown up a tom boy, I "out man" most men I know, and it's hard to not scream out "Oh come on!" and take the tools from their hands.  Kudos for your self control!
     
    These are the times where a nice creamy Pina Colada comes in handy!
  • quietone said on Jun 11, 2008....
    Now I think Mr. Bill owes you big time!!  check. haha
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jun 11, 2008....
    blondee - it is hard to stand by when you know you can get it done in about a minute versus the 30-45 minutes it will take them!!  I have a chilled bottle of wine in the fridge as my reward after work.
     
    quietone - yes he does.  Silly man doesn't even realize it yet.
  • wombat said on Jun 11, 2008....
    I am impressed with your knowledge, your kindness, and your patience!  Stinks that it messed up your whole day, but I would feel good about being the good samaritan to hubby, and hope he appreciated it!
     
    I'm a wimp about things like this, but I did once have to drive 60 miles at night in the rain, to follow Mr. W so he could turn in his semi when he quit his job.  Spur of the moment deal, or else I would have made plans for someone else to do it.  If you knew me, you would know how big a deal this was for me.  I was petrified--not knowing where I was going, and not able to see the road anyway.....
     
    Hope you have a better day tomorrow!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jun 11, 2008....
    wombat - well, thanks.  I hope he remembers this next time I need a favor too.  I have no problem going out of my comfort zone to help my loved ones, but it does tend to mess up my neatly organized days ;)
  • Fallyn said on Jun 11, 2008....
    i'm good with tools too and have ended up in that situation struggling to keep my mouth shut while the guy struggles and struggles......

    it's exceptionally rewarding though when said guy finally gives up and goes to get a professional and i have it fixed before he can even find the number in the phone book.

    *haughty smirk*
  • botoni said on Jun 11, 2008....
    Unique and Fallyn.....I'll readily admit I cant tell which end of a hammer to hit with so you are welcome to give me directions and help anytime you feel the urge. I promise I'll keep calm and be appreciative.
  • woman said on Jun 11, 2008....
    Unique~MEN!!! You know, if they went shoe shopping more often I think they would be nicer...
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jun 12, 2008....
    Fallyn - we are kindred souls.  I try not to get a sparkle in my eye when Bill says he's going to the hardware store, cause otherwise he won't let me come too!
     
    botoni - just by that admission I'm tempted to come visit you and fix something.
     
    woman - LOL I don't know about that!  I went shoe shopping with Bill the other day and I must say that it was the most aggrevating 45 minutes of my life.
  • Fallyn said on Jun 12, 2008....
    *grin* exactly! 
  • woman said on Jun 12, 2008....
    Poor thing. I guess you should save the shoe shopping just for yourself. Someone sensible who enjoys the experience.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jun 13, 2008....
    woman - yes, I need to keep shoe shopping as a solely female activity. (no pun intended)

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