.............. A guy told me this the other day...

These 3 pastors enjoyed going around to elderly people's homes and sharing religous inspirations with them. They felt they had to do this, as a lot of old folks couldn't make it out of the house.

One day the 3 pastors stopped by an elderly woman's house. She was really excited to see them, as she doesn't get any visitors except for her son who drops off groceries once a week.

She invited the pastors in and welcomed them to sit in her living room. The pastors began reading versus to her and did their usual thing.

One of the pastors spotted a bowl of peanuts on the table and began eating them. As time went on and they spoke with the lady about religion, an hour had passed in no time. The pastor eating the peanuts realized that he had nearly finished off the entire bowl. The pastor was embarrased as he could tell the elderly lady didn't have much money and probably had a hard time affording food.

The pastor apologized to the lady for eating nearly her whole bowl of peanuts. He assured her, he would replace them the next day.

The elderly lady replied "Don't worry about it, since I lost my teeth years ago...I haven't been able to eat chocolate covered peanuts. I only suck the chocolate off of them!"