mom's tags:
Everyone has been wonderful as usual in welcoming me back.  I so appreciate it and will give you a brief synopsis of what I have been doing.
 
I can't say a lot has happened since I was here last.  I did take up 3d art and enjoy it immensely.  I will post some of my artwork on flickr in case anyone wants to see it.
 
I have not had to have another colonoscopy, you have no idea how happy I am about that.  I still pucker thinking about the last one. *shudder*  I had my yearly mammogram and my breasts are healthy although they still appear to be moving southward, which in a way is ok since it keeps my knees warm.  I am checking into boob suspenders.
 
My weight loss is not going as fast as it was, but then I am losing more than gaining.  My husband doesn't try to milk me anymore, so I think that is a positive sign.
 
My children are alive and well, and still love me, (they think I have a lot of money).
 
I take Ambien at night for insomnia and when it kicks in, I become very strange.  I never remember anything but it is with great joy that my children love to tell me all about my antics the next day.  I didn't believe them so they video taped me.  All I can say is "I'm sorry".  They have proof that I am weird, and they are threatening me.  I live in fear that someone else will see the videos.  If they ever decide to have me commited,  all they will have to do is show the videos.
 
So that is about it.    I have thought about you guys often and a couple of months ago I started lurking off and on to keep an eye on everyone. I realized how much I missed you guys and how much fun it used to be.
 
I have made peace with those I have needed to, and this is a new beginning so no worries or anger left.  I hope that they feel the same way too.
 
To those who don't know me, I hope to get to know you and become a friend as well.
 
Love you guys!  It does feel good to be back.
 


del.icio.us Digg reddit StumbleUpon

Comments

  • Fallyn said on Jun 03, 2008....
    colonoscopys SUCK. i think that maybe just maybe i might rather die than have another one. *nodding vigorously*
  • anonymous said on Jun 03, 2008....
    hymroids do return
  • anonymous said on Jun 03, 2008....


    do you want branded bags,watches,glasses and jewellery?

    pls visit  http://www.ebaynt.com

    high quality, reasonable price

    the lowest shipping charge

    worth to have a look

  • crybabylu said on Jun 03, 2008....
    you were the talk and the toast of SC today, i'm gonna check out that artwork right now, .....love, dee
  • crybabylu said on Jun 03, 2008....

    on the hymroids comment......oh i hope not, that really hurts!  Ouch! just thinking about it hurts!

    mom---what happens if the boobs started south, do they instead move north, hopa hopa hopa!!!!!   yeehaw!

    anon---I just re-read this post, and I don't think i read anything about hymroids.  what gives?
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Fallyn- I didn't like the first one and I won't like the second one either.  There are just some parts of the body that are not meant to be explored.

    anon- hymroids? hmmm yes I suppose they do return, but are never socially acceptable.

    crybaby- I haven't put the artwork up on flickr yet.  I will let you know as soon as I do.  If your boobs start south, I think they just keep going south unless you can stand on your nead but that can be uncomfortable.  Don't worry about anon, either they were making just making a comment or they were being snide.  It doesn't matter much though.

  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Well hello there lady!  I am one of those who didn't notice you were gone.  You see I've been gone to, but I didn't get the welcome back party you got.  Boo Hoo!

    But then again I've left and come back so many times I think very few notice anymore.  Besides I'm not really back.  This comment is a figment of your imagination and will disappear if you squint at it just right.

    The only reason I'm here tonight is that I'm spending time at an old friend's home and I just can't sleep in a strange bed.  Not that the bed in itself is in any way strange, it just...well you know what  I mean.

    I'm glad you found your way back here and from what I saw on that other post I don't exactly stand alone in that regard.

    I won't be around all that much so if I don't see you again...well I guess then I just won't see you again.

    wizard 

     

  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....
    rightwing-  How the hell are you?  I bet you were missed.  You are funny.  Did you ever watch Green Acres?  You remind me of Mr. Kimble.  LOLOL he was my favorite character.  Why did you stop coming by?  I always thought you were great.  I hope I see a lot more of you.
  • Lucytorial said on Jun 03, 2008....
    I'm glad to hear everythings going well, I was going to ask on your other blog and thought the better of it.  ! you go for dropping the weight, and also the boobs, man, well at least knee warmers are better than ankle warmers... te he heee

    :-D
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Lucy- LOL, give it time I am sure I'll be dragging them around my ankles eventually.
  • Lucytorial said on Jun 03, 2008....
    All I can say is that gravity will have its effect on all women, so I am not going to start laughing now, because when I'm ahem 23yrs old I will be hearing that same laughter.....
  • wombat said on Jun 03, 2008....
    So glad your health is good...I kind of wondered and worried about you.  But this post made me laugh--and it is too early for that.   Good to see you well and happy, and with that great humor going!
  • hotaka said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Mom, your humour stills resonates within my skull. Snot rockets! The first time I ever read that word was in one of your comments. I sued to think that between you and evil_twin I could have the best of both worlds of humour here. And then I didn't see you around for the longest time. Now I can read your posts and find that shy woman is back blazing a trail of self-depricating humour through the anals... uh, annals of SoulCast. Glad to read the alien anal probes are over. Someday we have to see those videos (the silly ones of you not the butt probe ones) on YouTube. Glad you are here again.
  • hotaka said on Jun 03, 2008....
    fallyn, ha, ha, ha... I just saw your first comment. "Colonoscopys SUCK!" Do they? That ought to clean the shit out of ya!
  • Mamie said on Jun 03, 2008....
    hi mom, I do love those anon type comments...hymroids (whatever they are cannot be good either, hemmoroids, how do you actually spell it?) ) but then if you continue reading, you find that with a nice bag and some accessories, you will be fine! Life is good!
  • quietone said on Jun 03, 2008....
    mom ~ it sure is good to have you back with your good sense of humor intact, if nothing else!  LOL  I am interested in seeing this 3D art too..  hmm I don't think I have even heard of it before.. sounds fun. 
  • secretlife said on Jun 03, 2008....
    hey mom, nice to see you back here!
    glad things are looking bright in your world!
     
  • botoni said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Mom, there are no words to tell you how much I've missed you. In secret I've been pm-ing with one of our mutual friends bemoaning your absence and questioning if you had left to join a secret society or perhaps morphed into a different form of butterfly. My nasal passages are already stimulated by the coffee you keep encouraging to travel there. In anticipation of many more nasal snorts at your instigation I intend to switch to something not quite as hot as coffee. Is there anything you'd recommend?
  • papajack said on Jun 03, 2008....
    mom----no wonder i didn't find your artwork, went looking and re-read your two blogs, thought i had missed something.  thanks for the explanation.  ...L, dee
  • crybabylu said on Jun 03, 2008....
    hey, i hope i didn't confuse you by my above post, my husband, papajack and i both blog here, and we share the same pc, not a problem if we would remember to sign out each time....forgot to check it when I clicked on.  hope you get to know him too, he's great!  I finally hit gold!.....L, dee
  • SeanRenaud said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Ambien is great stuff, they should sell it at parties
  • mobil said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Hey Mom, happy to see you found your way back here. There were several rumors going around as to where you went. Botoni said you joined the Marine Corps and were fighting in Iowa. Mimi's rumor had you pole dancing at a Burger King in West Virginia.

    I didn't believe either of them, there's no war in Iowa unless you count Hillary and Obama and everyone knows Burger King wouldn't hire a pole dancer who's tits were heading South, well maybe in West Virginia.

    Welcome back Mom.

  • skald said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Great that you have made peace with those you need to. That sounds good and a new beginning is also good. Good luck. 
  • Zayda said on Jun 03, 2008....
    I'm glad you are enjoying being back, Mom. I've missed your crazy ambien induced antics around here. :)
  • I'mNotHungry said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Ambien.... huh?  I have some of that - I've never taken it - the thought of getting up in the middle of the night and eating scares the hell out of me!  *shudder*
    I'm waiting for the drug companies to invent a sleeping pill that will make me wake up in the middle of the night and compusively exercise!

  • SeanRenaud said on Jun 03, 2008....
    It's called Viagra.
  • Lucytorial said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Actually Zayda, I do remember a few times mom was kinda out of it! it was hilarious! mom you did say some pretty weirdo things, funny weirdo but definitely weirdo things, ohh can't wait! one time in my head was a convo between you me and wombie, I don't think I'd laughed so much at a computer screen!
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Lucy- yes, your time will come and when it does, you will feel the sweet pull of success  and then I will laugh ;)

    Wombie- I am glad that you got a laugh, it is the best way to start the day.  I am not laughing when I wake up but since my dreams were about street kids torturing me, which had a strange resemblance to my own kids, I was happy to wake up.

    Hotcake- the way you describe my humor sounds mighty painful, are you sure you are glad I am back? I havestuff resonating through my head too but I take medication for it.  Something about being antipsychotic.  OOO you had to mention the anal probes *shudder*.

    Mamie- I always have problems with the spelling of that word.  If I knew how to spell it correctly, I might have made fun of them for it, but since I am not sure, I thought it would be better not to be too cocky.  Now I just call them 'those lumpy things in my butt'.

    quietone- thanks, I am glad to be back

    SL- Hi!  Thanks and happy belated birthday!

    Bot- you still have a colorful way of saying stuff.  LOL I am not sure what to tell you to switch to. I would stay away from anything carbonated.  I know that hurts very much.  I think milk is a good choice, it will help coat your nasal passages.

    papjack- LOL  I was wondering if crybaby had a split personality.  I am pleased to see that you and her are seperate.

    Crybaby- if I see his name, I will know it is your hubby. that is great that you found your pot of gold.  I keep hoping to find my gold but so far I just get boogers.

    Sean- hello Sean *bats eyelashes, wink wink*  You know first hand what I am like under the influence of Ambien.

    Mobil- Hi, it is great t see you.  No, I didn't join the military, I just had to go potty.  Yes I did work as a pole dancer at Dairy Queen, but I had to stay upside down the whole time and as long as I stayed naked, I looked like the bearded lady. Thanks Mobil

    Skald- yes it is always better that way.

    Zayda- *flings mac-n-cheese*  thanks girlfriend

    I'm not- if you take Ambien you won't be waking up anytime soon. So don't worry about waking up in the middle of the night whether to eat or exercise.

    Sean- LOLOLOL, is that true?

    Lucy- I am weird anyway, and the Ambien just intensifies it, but as long as I can't remember then I can say, I am not responsible.  My daughter is going to write a book and call it, "Falling Asleep with your eyes wide open: An Ambien Story.

  • vacantmind said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Proof of weirdness huh? Well, mine is out there for the world to see. It's all posted on youtube. The kids threatened me one time and I just threw that video right up there. The funny part is they have been begging me to take it down every since because all there friends now have the link. That'll teach'em!
  • destinydiva said on Jun 03, 2008....
    from one weirdo to another...   ...(and I dont even have the excuse of insomnia tablets!! lol) it's good to have you back :-)

    I prefer misunderstood..to weird tho :-) lol xxx



     
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Vacant- LOLOL, good for you. 

    Destiny- thanks, I will accept the term "Misunderstood weirdo"  :)

  • destinydiva said on Jun 03, 2008....
    mom you have to drop the weirdo part and just stick to just 'misunderstood' ....it feels sooooooooooo much better lol
    :-) xx
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....
    but... ..but...but... I like being called a weirdo except around kids.
  • hinana said on Jun 03, 2008....

    you have an awesome sense of humour =P

    reading your comments is juat as great as your posts lol..=)

  • naturalboi said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Hey mom!  I saw this post and your other one from yesterday so I just had to stop and say hey.  Looks like you have a lot of friends here.  Way cool

    I have a friend who's a little 'tarded, but he does 3D art, he loves it, he gets so proud and shit whenever he finishes something.  Not that you have to be 'tarded to like 3D art or anythng its just that...

    Hey I think I must have stepped in something, I'll just step out and check my shoes.

    Ah!  No its all good I just had my freakin' foot in my mouth there for a minute.

    love nature and stay cool

  • gingersoul said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Mom.........finally some genuine craziness back here..... i missed your late-at-night excursions in my posts....LOL...

    Dont worry......i will call you weirdo, if you insist....:-D
     
  • Fallyn said on Jun 03, 2008....
    hotaka...i'm sure mom would agree with me 100% THEY DO SUCK!!!
    horrible horrible awful things!
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Hinana- It is so much fun when you can get in with people that loves all the  craziness and aren't worried about being too nuts.

    natureboi- HI!!!!!!!!!  LOLOL, no need to explain, I understand what you are trying to say.  I think it is good therapy to have a hobby whether it is that or something else.  Doing 3D art is alot better than walking in circles in an asylum. I always got mad because people walked too slow.

    Ginger- LOL aww would you?  It means so much to me.  I see you are still writing your beautiful posts.  I haven't read them yet but I will.

     

  • kumarilata said on Jun 03, 2008....
    welcome back, mom. i wasn't here when you were, but reading your blogs thus far, i am very anxious to get to know you.
  • gingersoul said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Okkkey..... you have called for it.........weirdo, weirdo, weirdo.......LOL....there ..it should be enough for one night, whadda think?....

    Goodnite, My Funny Lady....:-)
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Kuma- Nice to meet you.  I hope I get to know you better also.

    Ginger- aww music to my eyes.  You have that down to a fine science,  have you been practicing in my absence?  G'nite toots.

  • dailyachesandpains said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Again, MOM, it's really nice to see you again and with all your humor still kicking me into gut laughs!

    Daily

  • mom said on Jun 04, 2008....
    daily-  I used to laugh hysterically, when I pictured you blowing liquid through your nose.  To me that was so funny.  I hope you don't blow your nasal passages out because of it. :) It is good to see you too Daily :)
  • naturalboi said on Jun 04, 2008....

    Oh that was you behind me?  Sorry, I gotta walk real slow cause I'm counting steps so I know when to turn and I gotta remember whether the next turn is left or right.  It's so freakinn' confusing in here!  So much th think about, like is today red jello day or green?   I know we get red twice a week but green only once but its so hard to remember, what with havng to count steps and all.

    love nature and stay cool

  • mom said on Jun 04, 2008....
    Nature-I thought I recognized your butt.  But you have to walk faster otherwise we will never get around the post.  I think that this is red jello day.  On Mondays we get green jello, Tuesdays and wednesdays we get red, then on Thursday's we get shock therapy and on friday's we get to lay in our padded cell and drool.  I always like that part the best.
  • naturalboi said on Jun 04, 2008....

    Cool.  I like sundays best cause its visiting day and since I don't get any visiters I get to stay in the day room mostly by myself and have the crayons all to myself.  That's way cool, cause someone is always hogging the red ones.  I like the red ones best, don't you?

    love nature and stay cool

  • mom said on Jun 04, 2008....
    nature-  I love the way the red ones taste, plus I can use them like lipstick. Nurse Deisel says I look purty like that.
  • mom said on Jun 05, 2008....
    Cops- Hi! I was wondering if I would see you again.  I see you are as honery as ever.  Thank you for making the exception to lower your standards enough to say hi. :)
  • Lucytorial said on Jun 06, 2008....
    Scuse me mom, (you can delete if you want)

    F Y cops, asshole!
  • mom said on Jun 06, 2008....

    Cops- Congrats on the newest edition of your family!  That is great.  Isn't that the best thing about grandkids?  I don't have to put up with the crap.  I have another grandchild on the way, due July 7th,  but the doctor said she can have him anytime.  I am so excited.

    No, I didn't say horny, I said Honery as in a mean old codger.  Yes everything is great on my end.  Thanks for stopping by.

     

    Lucy- you don't have to worry about it, I know he is just having fun, besides after all the shock therapy, I am as a tame and gentle as a dead sloth. :)

  • Lucytorial said on Jun 06, 2008....
    No mom, I've sent him three emails over the last few weeks and nothing, I thought he was dead! fucking ass hole! sorry, another coin for the swear jar.  You have every right to delete it, I just saw him and went in attack mode, hands waving, smacking at an invisible face!

    Dead sloth?? you taking them meds again!  :-}
  • Zayda said on Jun 06, 2008....
    Mom: Did you k now that sloth bears are actually kind of cute? WE have one--one of the few remaining in existence--at the zoo here.
    **Yes, I'm random!
  • mom said on Jun 06, 2008....
    Zayda- LOLOL, I had never heard of a sloth bear.  I will have to check him out! Random is good, I like to be random.
  • Zayda said on Jun 06, 2008....
    Go look at my Flickr page, way back at some of the first pictures. I have a picture of the sloth bear from our zoo there. He's sleeping.
  • mom said on Jun 06, 2008....
    Ok I just went and looked at one, that is a strange looking creature.  He must move faster than your average sloth, I don't see any moss on him.
  • mom said on Jun 07, 2008....
    Is ok.  I have that problem too.  Thanks, I am really excited, I wish she would pop the baby now, but you can't rush nature, it causes hemmorhoids (sp?).  Our weather has been weird here also.
  • D6fer said on Jun 14, 2008....
    mom? is dat u?....holy shit! I go away for a couple of weeks and look what happens!
    "hey!....who left the damn door open?...just look what the cat dragged in!" ;p
    lol jk.......nice to see you back!
  • mom said on Jun 14, 2008....
    D6-  Yes it is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!  How the hell are you?  They did leave the back door unlocked and i snuck back in,  I don't think they quite fully understand what they've done.  They'll find out soon enough, shhhh don't tell anyone. :)
  • Sandman said on Sep 02, 2008....

    MOM ! !  ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! !              Where have you been ?  I have missed you . I sent some emails and when i didn't hear back i stopped and figured when your ready i'll know . I also have not been on s/c for many months . I'm looking forward to catching up with you .  

     

    Your friend ---- Gordon

Comment on "woohoo, great being back"

catching up mom I missed you guys soulcast wise ass (Click to add tags below)

(Separate tags using commas, for example: New York, dating, vegetarian)