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on the hymroids comment......oh i hope not, that really hurts! Ouch! just thinking about it hurts!
mom---what happens if the boobs started south, do they instead move north, hopa hopa hopa!!!!! yeehaw!
Fallyn- I didn't like the first one and I won't like the second one either. There are just some parts of the body that are not meant to be explored.
anon- hymroids? hmmm yes I suppose they do return, but are never socially acceptable.
crybaby- I haven't put the artwork up on flickr yet. I will let you know as soon as I do. If your boobs start south, I think they just keep going south unless you can stand on your nead but that can be uncomfortable. Don't worry about anon, either they were making just making a comment or they were being snide. It doesn't matter much though.
Well hello there lady! I am one of those who didn't notice you were gone. You see I've been gone to, but I didn't get the welcome back party you got. Boo Hoo!
But then again I've left and come back so many times I think very few notice anymore. Besides I'm not really back. This comment is a figment of your imagination and will disappear if you squint at it just right.
The only reason I'm here tonight is that I'm spending time at an old friend's home and I just can't sleep in a strange bed. Not that the bed in itself is in any way strange, it just...well you know what I mean.
I'm glad you found your way back here and from what I saw on that other post I don't exactly stand alone in that regard.
I won't be around all that much so if I don't see you again...well I guess then I just won't see you again.
wizard
Hey Mom, happy to see you found your way back here. There were several rumors going around as to where you went. Botoni said you joined the Marine Corps and were fighting in Iowa. Mimi's rumor had you pole dancing at a Burger King in West Virginia.
I didn't believe either of them, there's no war in Iowa unless you count Hillary and Obama and everyone knows Burger King wouldn't hire a pole dancer who's tits were heading South, well maybe in West Virginia.
Welcome back Mom.
Ambien.... huh? I have some of that - I've never taken it - the thought of getting up in the middle of the night and eating scares the hell out of me! *shudder*
I'm waiting for the drug companies to invent a sleeping pill that will make me wake up in the middle of the night and compusively exercise!
Lucy- yes, your time will come and when it does, you will feel the sweet pull of success and then I will laugh ;)
Wombie- I am glad that you got a laugh, it is the best way to start the day. I am not laughing when I wake up but since my dreams were about street kids torturing me, which had a strange resemblance to my own kids, I was happy to wake up.
Hotcake- the way you describe my humor sounds mighty painful, are you sure you are glad I am back? I havestuff resonating through my head too but I take medication for it. Something about being antipsychotic. OOO you had to mention the anal probes *shudder*.
Mamie- I always have problems with the spelling of that word. If I knew how to spell it correctly, I might have made fun of them for it, but since I am not sure, I thought it would be better not to be too cocky. Now I just call them 'those lumpy things in my butt'.
quietone- thanks, I am glad to be back
SL- Hi! Thanks and happy belated birthday!
Bot- you still have a colorful way of saying stuff. LOL I am not sure what to tell you to switch to. I would stay away from anything carbonated. I know that hurts very much. I think milk is a good choice, it will help coat your nasal passages.
papjack- LOL I was wondering if crybaby had a split personality. I am pleased to see that you and her are seperate.
Crybaby- if I see his name, I will know it is your hubby. that is great that you found your pot of gold. I keep hoping to find my gold but so far I just get boogers.
Sean- hello Sean *bats eyelashes, wink wink* You know first hand what I am like under the influence of Ambien.
Mobil- Hi, it is great t see you. No, I didn't join the military, I just had to go potty. Yes I did work as a pole dancer at Dairy Queen, but I had to stay upside down the whole time and as long as I stayed naked, I looked like the bearded lady. Thanks Mobil
Skald- yes it is always better that way.
Zayda- *flings mac-n-cheese* thanks girlfriend
I'm not- if you take Ambien you won't be waking up anytime soon. So don't worry about waking up in the middle of the night whether to eat or exercise.
Sean- LOLOLOL, is that true?
Lucy- I am weird anyway, and the Ambien just intensifies it, but as long as I can't remember then I can say, I am not responsible. My daughter is going to write a book and call it, "Falling Asleep with your eyes wide open: An Ambien Story.
Vacant- LOLOL, good for you.
Destiny- thanks, I will accept the term "Misunderstood weirdo" :)
you have an awesome sense of humour =P
reading your comments is juat as great as your posts lol..=)
Hey mom! I saw this post and your other one from yesterday so I just had to stop and say hey. Looks like you have a lot of friends here. Way cool
I have a friend who's a little 'tarded, but he does 3D art, he loves it, he gets so proud and shit whenever he finishes something. Not that you have to be 'tarded to like 3D art or anythng its just that...
Hey I think I must have stepped in something, I'll just step out and check my shoes.
Ah! No its all good I just had my freakin' foot in my mouth there for a minute.
love nature and stay cool
Hinana- It is so much fun when you can get in with people that loves all the craziness and aren't worried about being too nuts.
natureboi- HI!!!!!!!!! LOLOL, no need to explain, I understand what you are trying to say. I think it is good therapy to have a hobby whether it is that or something else. Doing 3D art is alot better than walking in circles in an asylum. I always got mad because people walked too slow.
Ginger- LOL aww would you? It means so much to me. I see you are still writing your beautiful posts. I haven't read them yet but I will.
Kuma- Nice to meet you. I hope I get to know you better also.
Ginger- aww music to my eyes. You have that down to a fine science, have you been practicing in my absence? G'nite toots.
Again, MOM, it's really nice to see you again and with all your humor still kicking me into gut laughs!
Daily
Oh that was you behind me? Sorry, I gotta walk real slow cause I'm counting steps so I know when to turn and I gotta remember whether the next turn is left or right. It's so freakinn' confusing in here! So much th think about, like is today red jello day or green? I know we get red twice a week but green only once but its so hard to remember, what with havng to count steps and all.
love nature and stay cool
Cool. I like sundays best cause its visiting day and since I don't get any visiters I get to stay in the day room mostly by myself and have the crayons all to myself. That's way cool, cause someone is always hogging the red ones. I like the red ones best, don't you?
love nature and stay cool
Cops- Congrats on the newest edition of your family! That is great. Isn't that the best thing about grandkids? I don't have to put up with the crap. I have another grandchild on the way, due July 7th, but the doctor said she can have him anytime. I am so excited.
No, I didn't say horny, I said Honery as in a mean old codger. Yes everything is great on my end. Thanks for stopping by.
Lucy- you don't have to worry about it, I know he is just having fun, besides after all the shock therapy, I am as a tame and gentle as a dead sloth. :)
MOM ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! Where have you been ? I have missed you . I sent some emails and when i didn't hear back i stopped and figured when your ready i'll know . I also have not been on s/c for many months . I'm looking forward to catching up with you .
Your friend ---- Gordon