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mom posted on Jun 02, 2008 | views: 757 | Tags: introduction, mom, Vitas, Welcomeold Newbie
Hello my name is Debi, I am a biological mother of 8 children,  and 3 3/4 grandchildren. I have been married to my current husband for almost 20 years. In the past I have been known by many names, some are Grandma, blondie, sunshine, stupid,  brilliant,  F*** Pig, Slut, angel, hey you, dumber than a stump... but mostly I am just Mom.
 
I am 29 years old for the 23rd year straight in a row.  Isn't it amazing how that works with age?  I am bi-polar and no, that doesn't explain my sexual preference.
 
My passions are 3d artwork and my family.  I have a strong obsession to Vitas, the most wonderful singer in the world, with Oded Fehr in a close second.
 
I guess that is all I have to say.  Goodnight.


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  • Lucytorial said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Don't suppose you'd say hi??? hello :-}
  • mom said on Jun 02, 2008....
    ok, wel hi!!!
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 02, 2008....
    holy crap--where the hell have you been?!

    [trout-smack!]

    ed
  • Lucytorial said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Stop it silver, she's only just got back! Hi Ma, thanks.
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 02, 2008....
    bah, she deserves it, it's been frigging forever!
  • Lucytorial said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Ssshhh  **lucy bara slaps silver**

    hey what the heck are you doing here anyway! shouldn't you be asleep! {{sorry mom, he's being positively rambunctious!}}
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 02, 2008....
    it's almost 8 am NY-time, so no. :>

    [pompano-pummels tobi-lee]

    ed
  • Actorguy said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Well Holey Moley, look who's here!  Hi mom!!!!  It's great to see you again!
  • Zayda said on Jun 02, 2008....
    [tackle]


    OMG. Mom! :) So nice to see you back.
  • dailyachesandpains said on Jun 02, 2008....
    WHOA!!!!  Hi ya Mom!  So good to "see" you pop in!
    How the hell are ya?
    {{{HUGS}}}
    Daily
  • pickersplock said on Jun 02, 2008....
    :)
  • botoni said on Jun 02, 2008....
    My prayers have been answered! MOM!!!!!!!! I missed you like I'd miss my own _____(fill in the blank). I'm so excited! I'm wagging my tail and piddling on the floor! Welcome home you hot incredible babe!
  • Twylarants said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Hi...
  • skald said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Hi Mom. Where have you been? 
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Jun 02, 2008....
    [does a double-take]

    Wow! Hi! Yay! :)

    ~Infernal
  • mom said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Lucy- everything is ok
     
    Ed- Sorry I have been gone so long, I had to go to the bathroom.
     
    Actorguy-  Thank you for the warm reception :)
     
    Zayda-  Thanks :) 
     
    Daily- HI and thanks, I haven't been doing a whole lot.
     
    Pickers- HI
     
    Botoni- don't fall in your own pee, and thanks
     
    Twyla- Hi
     
    Skald- I had to go to the bathroom.
     
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 02, 2008....
    [hands mom some extra toilet paper and room freshener]

    that's one heck of a potty break, missy!

    ed
  • crybabylu said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Hello mom, and welcome to the halls of soul cast. or shall I say, it's pages.....hope to see lots of you around here.  love your username........

    :-).=dee

  • hinana said on Jun 02, 2008....
    hey there =)
  • I'mNotHungry said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Greetings and salutations... I've been searching hi and low for a mom... could it be???
    Have my prayers been anwered?
  • Fallyn said on Jun 02, 2008....
    i haven't met you yet......but people here talk about you an awful lot.....well....enough that i've heard of you before.
    and i'd like to say hi.
  • MissMimi said on Jun 02, 2008....

    OMG!!!!!  OMG!!!!

    [flings mashed taters at mom, only misses because of tears of joy in my eyes]

    I have been pining away for you, and that's no joke.

    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{mom}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

  • uniquely-ironic said on Jun 02, 2008....
    you had me at mother of eight.  You have my undying respect for having survived motherhood with more than 2 children.
     
    You sound like a hoot.  Haven't I seen you around before? (commented on one of my blogs)  I may be mistaken, it's early and I haven't had nearly enough coffee yet.
  • diabolicdame said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Hey.. I wanna say hi too! I havent met you yet but that wa a heck of an introduction!!  :-)
  • fearing said on Jun 02, 2008....
    I don't believe my eyes!!!!!  Welcome back!  You've been gone so long I think I caught up to you.  lol!
    Hugs!
  • quietone said on Jun 02, 2008....
    well hello mom!!!!!  I guess by now you realize how much you have been missed!  :)   good to see you! 
  • thunderpussy said on Jun 02, 2008....
    You have missed  much! Your handle is "MOM" now?
  • gingersoul said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Hey.......i know you....lol......
    Welcome back!
  • destinydiva said on Jun 02, 2008....
    mom did we meet once before??  ;-)  great to see you back here  :-) xx

    ps..how do you manage 3 and 3/4's grandchildren??
    pps  lmao at the age thing  :-)
  • Fallyn said on Jun 02, 2008....
    let me guess...... about 7 months along?? that's the only thing i can figure out for 3/4s of a grandkid.
  • MissMimi said on Jun 02, 2008....

    I just keep coming back to this post -- it makes me so darn happy!

    [throws confetti]

  • botoni said on Jun 02, 2008....
    OH! For goodness sake MissMimi! Rice goes with confetti. Mashed potatoes get gravy! If you're gonna throw stuff keep it neat and orderly or I'll tell mom on you!
  • botoni said on Jun 02, 2008....
    mom! I telling on Mimsie! She's flingin' with no discrimination! What's this post coming to? Next thing we know we'll be having another food fight.
  • satyr said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Wow!!! Welcome back, Mom
  • MissMimi said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Heehee, botty, you look pretty good with gravy dripping from your nose... 

    [threatens botty with overripe bananas and green jello]

    Now where is Zee?

  • crybabylu said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Am I missing something here?  Everyone here knows mom?....well, I sure hope I get to know you too!

    dee

  • Eilan said on Jun 02, 2008....
    In the bathroom, huh?  Did your zipper get stuck?

    Good to "see" you again!  :D
  • MissMimi said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Dee, mom used to blog here regularly until sometime last summer.  We had many a virtual food fight.  Good clean messy fun.  :)
  • Zayda said on Jun 02, 2008....
    [flings stuffing at mom]


    It's got to go with the gravy, right?
  • CreativeWoman said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Mom,
    Welcome back!  I've missed your sense of humor.  :-D   I see the food fight has already started.  It's so good to see you.

    CW
  • kruuyai said on Jun 02, 2008....
    mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can't believe you're here.  At first I thought someone swiped your name, but when you explained to ed why you'd been gone so long, I just knew it had to be you.  Please don't abandon us again.  {{{{{{{{hug}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
  • polarheart said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Goodness me, I cant believe my eyes!!!!!!!  I have often thought of you mom, wondering how your health is and hoping that the op brought you everything you had wished for.
     
    I am not around much anymore, but I do pop in on occassion.
     
    So wonderful to see you!
     
    Love Polar
  • evil_twin said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Oh wow! It's Mom! You've been missed around here! It's great to see you back again. I was surprised when I saw your name right there on the front page when I logged on, but this is great :-) Welcome back!

    -evil_twin LA
  • Me-Myself&I said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Howdy Mom *smile* nice welcome back huh, do you feel loved! cool
  • vacantmind said on Jun 02, 2008....

    I think we met once or twice but it has been awhile. Glad to see ya back!

    8 kids! It's nice to see someone has me beat!

  • wombat said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Holy Moley!  Good to see you around here! I too thought it was a new user that just happened to pick the name mom--then I read about Oded----and I knew!  Don't know where you've been, but hope you've been ok.  Welcome home!

    wombie

  • Expendable said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Hi Mom, welcome back to SoulCast. *sigh* Addictive, isn't it?
  • mom said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Ed- what can I say?  I spent the whole time contemplating the meaning of life, and when I realized the meaning of life was actually lying in the toilet,  I was able to flush with confidence.

    Cry- thanks so much, this is a great place.

    Nana- Hi, glad to meet you.

    I'm not-  if you need a mom then I will gladly take on another child, but you have to be potty trained :)

    Fallyn- thanks, and yes my sons girlfriend is due July 7th, we already know it will be a boy.  I am so excited, I may have to take another long pee break.

    MissMimi- You beat me to it, I wanted to be the first to fling taters at ya, thank goodness you missed me.  *Mom takes aim and shoots the sweet taters at Mimi, hits her square in the boobs*  Ha!  I got you. Now stop your pining, and let's start joking. I got your email and answered you back, did you get it?

    Unique- I think that everyone notices that about me before anything else. LOL  I guess that is good since I don't have big tits. :)

    Diabolic- Nice to meet you, I love your name.

    Fearing- so awesome to see you are still here. I see my name has been sinking to the bottom of the pile, but if you are ahead of me, all the better.

    Quiet- thanks for the warm welcome and yes it does feel good to know I was a positive experience for some :)  If I am gone too long from home, my family just says, "Hey aren't we missing someone?  Oh yeah old what's her name is gone."

    Thunder- My name has always been Mom, maybe you think I am someone else.  My goodness girl I have heard all kinds of things about you.  I was even accused of being you.  LOL I don't know if that is good or bad, I guess we'll find out.  I hope to catch up on all the scuttlebutt.

    Ginger- Hi gorgeous, how are you doing?

    Destiny- I am sure we have met, your name is too unique to forget.  You may have been fairly new before I left.  Grandkids are great, cause I don't have to put up with the screaming.  I just call up their moms and say, "Come and get this kid if you want them back alive."  :)  It works

     

     

    Bot- don't worry, I brought gravy and corn on the cob.  I also brought green jello, and later on I will show you a new trick I learned that invovles all 3 ;)  Mimi was never miss discrimination, she always knew that someone else would clean up her mess and that was only because we loved to see Mimi smile.

    Satyr- how is your sexy self doing?

    Eilan- no my zipper didn't  get stuck, but my brain did, and believe me it happens alot.

    Zayda- I am feeling a little suspicious now.  Why do you guys all have food ready to fling at me?  No one knew that I was going to be here.  

    CW- hi, it is good to see you too.  How is the foot?  Are you still selling childrens clothes.  I still have your site up on my daughters web page.

    Kruu- Hi, I am glad to know I was missed. 

    Polar- my little icecap, how are you?  My health is great and although my weight loss has been very slow, I have only lost 34 pounds, I figure that I have nothing but time.  My son has lost 70 pounds which makes me real happy.

    evil- so good to see you and everyone.  How has life been treating you?  Thanks for the welcome back.

     Memyself- Yes, I do feel loved but these guys are like that.  They are wonderful people.

    Vacant- I think I have met you, it was right before I went into seclusion.

    WOMBIE- written any new limericks?  How is life with you?  The title 'mom' is like Highlander, "There can be only one!"  Oded Fehr has had to take a back seat to Vitas, I don't think he minds too much since he doesn't know I exist.

    Expendable- thanks, yes it is.  We should form a 12 step program for Soulcast, and then we could have a support group but hey that would be like starting SC all over again, so never mind.  Welcome to the Hotel California. :)

     

     

  • wombat said on Jun 02, 2008....
    mom:  I have been fine--better than usual for now actually.  I am working at a new job that is easy and pays pretty well for me.  I stay busy with one thing or the other--but no limerick writing lately!  I was wondering how the weight loss thing had gone--glad to see you are doing well with that! 
  • CreativeWoman said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Mom,
    My foot is all healed. Thanks for asking.

    I've started a blog about my life with diabetes and I'm also writing a book about it. I still do the clothing and I'm selling Avon too.  Thanks for being supportive.  :-)

    CW
  • skald said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Mom you took some time in the bath room. Good to see you again. 
  • Mamie said on Jun 02, 2008....
    hiya Mom, we only met briefly, I think I walked in in the middle of a food fight and got a little scared:))....I am ready now!! welcome back! mamie
  • I'mNotHungry said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Mom, I'm potty trained - but I do have a tendency  to throw up at inoportune time times - is that going to be a problem?

     

  • hotaka said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Is it the legendary mom that has come back again? I have been thinking about her from time to time and even yesterday I was tempting to resurrect her name even if just to recall one of her humorous comments. If it is indeed you, mom, then I am so glad to see you back here. 29 for the 23rd year? Another 23 appears in my daily life. I am stalked by that number, you know. (post available for explanation)

    If you are not, however, the legendary mom, then I'll say you have some big shoes to fill. That name has a reputation and a good one.

    Briefly glancing at mom's replies while waiting for this to post I can see it is the mom! Horray!
  • Fallyn said on Jun 02, 2008....
    *excited like a little kid at christmas* i have no idea what's going on....but it's REALLY COOL. the vibes are comin off of this post like CRAZY!
  • mom said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Wombie- what kind of work are you doing?  Are you adjusting to your move that took place months ago?  I remember you were a little apprehensive.

    CW- I am so happy that you healed up.  I know that it was really hard for you.  I will look at your blog on dealing with diabetes.  You are writing a book?  How awesome is that?  How is it coming along?  OOO you sell Avon, do you have a website?   Have they started selling facial plaster of paris, cause since the wrinkles have moved in, I really need to do some patching.

    Skald- you know with age, you can never be too careful about emptying your bladder.  I want to make sure I am thorough.

    Mamie- HI!!!!! How are you? I remember you being somewhat taken aback by our food slinging.  Glad to see you have worked on becoming a pro, we will have a SC block food fight.

    I'mnot- ok I can handle throwing up, at least that way I can get a running start.  So do you want me to make you some oatmeal?

    HOTCAKE- yes it is I, I am not sure I am legendary but I am old.  23?  Does that have anything to do with the movie?  If it does, I didn't see it, so I might need an explanation. Thanks so much for the nice things that you had to say.  With all the flattery I am getting from everyone, I am not sure why I left. :)  But it feels good to be amoung friends again.

    Fallyn- LOLOL  those aren't vibes dear, I just shifted in my seat.
  • Fallyn said on Jun 02, 2008....
    trust me ...i know ALL about that. :P
  • CreativeWoman said on Jun 02, 2008....
    mom,
    I do have an Avon website.  I'll pm you the link. We have the technology.  We can rebuild you.  :-)

    I've just started the book.  So, it will be a while before it starts going out to publishers.  :-)

    CW


  • I'mNotHungry said on Jun 02, 2008....

    eewww!  *scrunching up nose* I don't like oatmeal - icky texture..... Myabe some tea?

  • without said on Jun 02, 2008....
    hello, i just signed up too, hope we both will like blogging here. i am going down the line just subscribing to everyone.
  • husbandhater said on Jun 02, 2008....
    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{MOM}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Welcome home;~)
  • MissMimi said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Mom, you mean the e-mail from a long time ago?  Yes, I did get it and I should be flogged soundly for not answering it.  Can you ever forgive me?

  • mom said on Jun 02, 2008....

    Fallyn- LOL, it is the American way I think.

    CW- that is awesome and I shall bookmark your site.  When you get yoru book published, let me know and I will buy a copy.  I hope I never get diabetes but I can say, "Hey I know the author!"

    I'mnot- ok I don't like oatmeal either, so I won't push it.  Would you like herbal or regular?

    Without- You will love it here, the people are wonderful, LOL, subscribing to everyone?  Oh my I hope you can type fast.  Welcome to SC

    HH_  HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long time no read!  Thanks for the welcome home, I feel like I am home.

  • mom said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Mimi- Don't worry about not answering it.  There is nothing to forgive.  I am happy you got my reply.  *blows spit wads at Mimi*  ;)
  • Fallyn said on Jun 02, 2008....
    hey...not for long! mines shrinking! albeit slowly
  • antithesis said on Jun 02, 2008....
    Apparently from this post, you could tell the regular faithfuls of SC...it is some warm, affectionate community right here. Hi mom.
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Fallyn- mine is shrinking too but very slowly.  Are you losing weight artificially or naturally?

    anti- Hi, yes people are warm and friendly here. They are a great bunch

  • queenparanoia said on Jun 03, 2008....
    mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohmygod youre alive!!!!!!!!!!! where have you been?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?! we miss you here mom!!!!!!!!!!!! hey guess what?!?!?!!?!?! my dick (ashtray) is still alive!!!!!! lol!!!! i miss you mom!!!!!!!
  • Fallyn said on Jun 03, 2008....
    mom....well...um....*confuzzled* i'm getting lots of exercise and trying to eat better...?
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Queen- Yes, I am alive much to the chagrin of my family. I had to take a potty break.  I am glad you have preserved the ashtray in my honor.  You don't have to miss me, cause I am here.

    Fallyn- LOL, well by artificial I mean through surgery.  I had the lap band surgery done so I am losing weight the artificial way, but you are doing it au natural, that is cool, stick with it. It is always better to do it your way,  I tried your way but it didn't work for me, so I have done it my way. :)

  • Fallyn said on Jun 03, 2008....
    well....i'm terrified frankly. i've only just started on this journey of actually being able to do something i set my mind to. it's a really scary thing.
    i haven't been blunt about how much i have to lose....i mean..i have...but not in numbers here. it's a lot.
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Fallyn- I had over a hundred to lose,  I am 29 years old for the 23rd year in a row, I figure what the hell.  I am married I don't have to impress anyone with how much I need to lose.  Now the age thing is something I have to hang onto.  But if you do the math you will see, I'm an oldie but a goodie. :)

    If you ever succeed in actually doing something you set your mind too, then please let me in on your secret.  Actually I am really good at talking myself out of doing anything I set my mind to.  I guess I have succeeded at that, I feel much better now.

  • Fallyn said on Jun 03, 2008....
    *grin* i don't doubt it.
    double that amount...and you'll about have it for me. i'm 32.
  • MissMimi said on Jun 03, 2008....
    You can do it, Fallyn.  I'm doing it too slowly but surely.  And I'm older than mom.
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Fallyn- I love SC cause it doesn't matter what you look like here.  No one judges you by your looks but by your personality.  That is what really matters anyway.

    Mimi- Wow you are 30 yrs. old?  Now isn't that great?  How long have you been 30?

  • MissMimi said on Jun 03, 2008....
    oh gosh...  must be almost 24 years now.  :D
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....
    wow that is wonderful, 24 years.  Just think in another 24 years, everyone else will be old and you will still be 30.  Hugs
  • Lucytorial said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Man it sure smells in there  **lucy walks out of moms bathroom**

    Its Really really nice to see you back mom, seriously nice and thanks for saying hi! means a lot!
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Lucy- yes the bathroom does smell, sorry I will have to do a courtesy flush.  Thanks and it feels good to be back.
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 03, 2008....
    been meaning to ask how you're doing re: your lap band surgery, mom. glad it's been working. :>

    ed
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....
    yes, it is working but very slowly.  so it will take longer than I had thought originally.  but I get wexcited when i get on the scales every day also.  Hugs
  • hotaka said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Hey, I remember that big pig picture you posted. What are you doing with the removed excess? Making bacon? Can you say grrrrrrrits!
  • Twylarants said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Hey, mom...you and I are about the same age. I'm 29 with 28 years experience!
  • destinydiva said on Jun 03, 2008....
    mom I was just playing :-) you left the first time when I first got here, then you came back..  and left again!     I think of you often as my son is addicted to barney, the great purple dinosaur you hate!!  and on holiday my dad bought a pair of sunglasses and left the tag on for 2 days!! :-)   xx 
  • Zayda said on Jun 03, 2008....
    [flicks a potato at mom]


    Oh, Miss Mimi and I have food prepared just awaiting your return. :)
  • botoni said on Jun 03, 2008....
    Zowie! I had no idea I was hanging with a whole batch of younger women. I just celebrated the 34th anniversary of my 30th BD.
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Hotcake- How dare you laugh at my glamour shot.  Actually I made lamp shades and biofuel.  Yes, I can say grits and spell it too ;)

    Twyla- HI!  I didn't realize that we had so many young people here.

    Destiny- you little imp, LOL see?  that is my age showing.  Oh honey, you don't want to rot your sons brain with Barney, do you?  They say drugs are bad but it is a proven fact that Barney eats twice as many brain cells as any drugs do, and at an accelerated rate.  Just to test my theory, can your son do calculus? Yeah that is what I thought, he could do calculus if he didn't watch Barney.  But it is probably too late anyway, the damage has been done.  What a shame.

    Zayda- *boink*  Hey that should be cooked first, no fair throwing uncooked food. *grabs an eggplant and gets ready, (squints eyes) go ahead PUNK make my day.

    Bot- you little stud, I bought that strap on, I think it is your size.  You did say, zuchini size right?  The girls at the store where I bought the strap-on kept staring at me when I held the zuccini up to measure it against the strap-on.  I had to finally tell them to piss off. 

  • destinydiva said on Jun 03, 2008....
    lmao mom!!  :-)   he is only3 so I am hopeful it isnt too late???  he cant do calcius (but hey his mum cant even spell it!! lol)
    but he can do the alphabet... .cept he does it the american way.. x,y and zee!! :-) bloody barney!!  my dislike is as heavy as yours!!  lol :-)  cept I appreciate barneys ability to keep my son sat in one place for half an hour!!! lol ;-) xx
  • destinydiva said on Jun 03, 2008....
    lmao mom!!  :-)   he is only3 so I am hopeful it isnt too late???  he cant do calcius (but hey his mum cant even spell it!! lol)
    but he can do the alphabet... .cept he does it the american way.. x,y and zee!! :-) bloody barney!!  my dislike is as heavy as yours!!  lol :-)  cept I appreciate barneys ability to keep my son sat in one place for half an hour!!! lol ;-) xx
  • Zayda said on Jun 03, 2008....
    BATTER UP!


    [pings a radish at mom]


    She swings...she connects.


    Everyone duck!
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    destiny- I imagine you are where I used to be, I would've sold my soul just to get my kids to sit still.  So yes I can sympathize, I was just joking about the calculus thing.

    Zayda-  wow I can't believe I hit that!  Oh look!  It is headed right for Bot--ow that has got to hurt.  Sorry Bot!

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 03, 2008....
    [trout-smacks mom]
  • pickersplock said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Don't you slap Mom with your stinky old fish!

    Do you want me to punch him in the face, Mom?

    Or I could bonk him on the noggin with my tiara!

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 03, 2008....
    [swipes pickers's tiara and gives it to botoni]
  • pickersplock said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Botty's already got my Thursday tiara!

    We have formed a tiara alliance...........................on diamond studded wheels!

    So there!

     

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 03, 2008....
    [trout-smacks pickers...on wheels!]

    [zooms off, stage right]
  • pickersplock said on Jun 03, 2008....
    You can roll, but you can't hide, Fishboy!
  • mom said on Jun 03, 2008....

    Ed- EWWW and you thought my bathroom stunk, When was the last time you changed that trout?

    Picker- I really like the tiara smack

    I think it is only fitting we get a posse together and go in search of Dasterdly Ed, the meanest man in the west, east, or whereever he is from.  Wanted for rustling trout.  Ed you better say your prayers, cause you are running out of time. 

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 04, 2008....
    bah, i ain't scared!

    [sticks out tongue]

    ed
  • pickersplock said on Jun 04, 2008....

    I think you very well should be.....oh ye of rancid trout!

    "Cause I have found something much worse than Barry Manilow!

     

     


    Listen to that and, try and keep your lunch down!

  • pickersplock said on Jun 04, 2008....

    I think you very well should be.....oh ye of rancid trout!

    "Cause I have found something much worse than Barry Manilow!

     

     


    Listen to that and, try and keep your lunch down!

  • MissMimi said on Jun 04, 2008....

    Ooh, pickles, that's positively icky.  Brilliant!

    LOL mom, be gentle with botty.  I kinda like him.

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 04, 2008....
    [refuses to watch clip]

    :p
  • pickersplock said on Jun 04, 2008....

    I didn't mean to post it twice! LOL

    But I did anyway, for maximum destruction!

     

    Ed, you know you want to watch it!  You know you do!

  • MissMimi said on Jun 04, 2008....
    Ed, you are so stubborn!  Watch the dang clip!
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 04, 2008....
    like hell! :p
  • MissMimi said on Jun 04, 2008....

    LMAO

    I really needed to laugh.  Thanks!

  • pickersplock said on Jun 04, 2008....
    That is what the clip is like; a very, sappy, cheesy, sickeningly, sweet HELL.........................................................ON WHEELS!
  • botoni said on Jun 04, 2008....
    The thursday tiara looks right spiffy with the radish I caught on it. Anybody got some watermelon and a bit of cucumber? I'm thinking I can make a trout free salad.
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 04, 2008....
    [hands botoni a cucumber...with trout]
  • pickersplock said on Jun 04, 2008....

    Jeez, that trout boy is gettin' under my skin! 

    Now he's pickin' on Botoni!

     

    Actually, ed,  you just reminded me of the time my friend had to buy contraceptive jelly at the grocery store.

    Me, of course, being me, said, "Hey, lets buy a large cucumber too.  Just so we can see the look on the clerk's face when you go up to pay!"  

    In case you're wondering, it was priceless!

     

  • polarheart said on Jun 04, 2008....

    Mom, I am glad to hear you are in good health and well done for losing all that weight.  And WOW your son must be feeling brand new. . .that is great news!  I am well, busy these days, but well indeed. 

    Love from your Icecap :-)

  • mom said on Jun 04, 2008....

    *sneaks up behind Ed and gooses him*, scared now?

    Pickers- Don't ever do that again!!!!  My ears hurt now.

    Mimi-  Awww I love Bot too, and he knows it, I hope.

    Ed- Your refusal reminds me of a movie I watched one time.......here sit in this chair.  *ties Ed to the chair and puts the clips on his eyes to hold his eyes open.  then turns on the video and plays it over and over and over..........*

    Bot- Here I have watermelon, it is seedless.  I am not a spitter so I eat the seedless.  I also have a cucumber and some artichoke hearts.

    Pickers- that is the funniest thing.  LOLOL

    Polar- me lil ice cap, thanks so much.  He is beginning to feel like a new person and everyone can tell that he is losing weight.  The only thing is that his head keeps getting bigger and bigger :/  I hope to see more of you. :)  Take care.

     

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 05, 2008....
    pickers, that was hysterical! bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    mom, you still don't scare me, missy. :p

    ed
  • mom said on Jun 05, 2008....
    ED- well ok, it isn't caused I didn't try.  BUT!  I did learn how to do the roundhouse trout kick.
  • moonriver said on Jun 12, 2008....
    hi mom. i see you're up to your old tricks again. care to join me in a bike ride over that stone bridge... just like old times? *wink*

  • mom said on Jun 12, 2008....
    Moon- I was thinking about you and wondering you would stop in. LOL, sure we can go more bike rides, sounds like fun.
  • moonriver said on Jun 12, 2008....
    mom -- You were thinking of me? Wow, that's an incredible coincidence! I was thinking of you too. Btw, if you're 29, then I'm Oded Fehr's younger brother. :-)

  • mom said on Jun 12, 2008....
    Moon- Oded Fehr although, is handsome, my heart beats for another now. He is a Russian Singer, his name is Vitas.  *sigh* it is for him that I live.

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