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Why Mommy Should Hide Her Purse Better Now That Little One Can Work A Zipper:

(Or... Why It's Bad When Your Kid Is Really Quiet)

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I needed a new lipstick anyway. ;-) (You should have seen her feet!)

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  • Zayda said on May 30, 2008....
    I cannot stop laughing. Ohhh...and you have lovely pictures now to torment her with when she starts dating! :)


    She's just beautiful, infernal. :)
  • nytquill17 said on May 30, 2008....
    Oh my *giggles*  I love it!

    Yep, total blackmail pictures here ;)
  • Alyss said on May 30, 2008....
    LOL!  Now that's funny.
  • uniquely-ironic said on May 30, 2008....
    LOL  You have no idea how funny this is to me.  I did the same thing, but during church when I was about her age.  My mother nearly died of embarrasment.
  • Lucytorial said on May 30, 2008....
    Damn how can you get angry! seriously this is the stuff that makes it so easy in later years Zayda is so right there honey! te he he hee thats just damn cute!
  • wombat said on May 30, 2008....
    That is just too, too cute!  She looks adorable, and quite proud of her handiwork!
  • quietone said on May 30, 2008....
    hahaahha...... she did a GREAT job infernal!!!  Yes, she looks quite proud of herself
  • Mr_Box said on May 30, 2008....
    That is really cute. She looks so proud of her artwork there. But you're right, a quiet child is not a good sign. Quiet=bad unless they're asleep ;-)

    Harper once got into her mother's makeup too. Only she didn't just paint herself, she painted the walls in her room too. Did you know mascara makes a pretty design when you smear it across the wall?


  • skald said on May 30, 2008....
    lol this happened to me when Mimi, (Miriam ) my friends daughter in Berlin stole my lipstick when I was 22

    She is a mother of three now.  
    And your daughter is so cute.
  • moonriver said on May 30, 2008....

    bwahahahaha. cute girl. next thing you know, she'll be interested in... ((stops in mid-sentence, realizes that would be a bad-ass joke....  what i'm thinking should be oh 15-20 years away yet... :-))

     

     

  • crybabylu said on May 30, 2008....
    adorable!....
  • Fallyn said on May 30, 2008....
    been there, done that. *grin*

    the best.....was when littlest got into moms purse.

    and mom got pulled over.....

    and mom couldn't find her drivers license.
    and she tells the cop.....ask HER...and pointed in the back seat.

    littlest looks at the cop.....and one big tear runs down her cheek and she says "sowwy"

    the cop let mom off with a warning.
    it was just for a taillight out or something.
  • diabolicdame said on May 30, 2008....
    Hahahahahaha.. so cute!! look how absolutely thrilled she looks!! hahahaha.. I remember when my sister was little.. she did that all the time!! haha..
  • soaringraven said on May 30, 2008....

    Isn't she a delight?  I remember my little Bethany doing the very thing.  As you might imagine Edna didn't see it in quite the same humorous light as did I.

    Bethany is the mother of my little three year old princess I talked about in a post some days ago.

    soaring

  • hotaka said on May 31, 2008....
    Keep these photos and when she brings home her first boyfriend show them. Also show them on her wedding day. Very cute!
  • wishyouwerehere said on May 31, 2008....
    Oh she's such a gorgeous little girl - this made me laugh so hard!  Thanks, Infernal - Wish
  • evil_twin said on May 31, 2008....
    That is just so cute :-D I think you might need to teach her how to put on her lipstick a little better before she goes on her first date!

    -Kyle
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 03, 2008....

    ahahhahahahahhaahhahahah that's so funny!!!!

    well we can't help it!!!! she's a girly girl!!!! =)

  • hotaka said on Jun 03, 2008....
    What are you laughing at queenP? You're make up job isn't much better.
    Ha, ha! Ahh... Ouch! Hey, I was just joking.
  • Wish_Upon_A_Star said on Jun 05, 2008....
    lol- it's even better when they are the two and four year old little boys you're babysitting and they slink out reeking of mommy's expensive perfume with a full make-up job... on both :0)
    i kind of miss those little stinkers.

    Baby sitting other people's children is probably the most effective birth control you could think of...


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