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The Song of Solomon  7

1  How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter!
         The joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. 2  Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor:
         thy belly is like a heap of wheat set about with lilies. 3  Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.
4  Thy neck is as a tower of ivory;
         thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath–rab'bim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. 5  Thine head upon thee is like Carmel,
         and the hair of thine head like purple;

the King is held in the galleries. 

 

 

 

According to the bible, king Solomon, like his daddy-David, was a nasty evil oversexed lustful person.  His songs reflects his horniness.

Solomon was smooth and he had game.  He charmed his way into caressing the woman's body beginning from her feet to her head.

No doubt she was wet, if you know what I mean.  Majority of christians don't know it, but in verse 2, the word "navel" was speaking of the woman's pussy.  Church leaders switched the word that then meant the woman's vagina to the word navel.  

Yes, Solomon was foreplaying the woman's playground.  And yes, he dranked her liquor.  You figure that out.

There's nothing wrong with foreplay.  I was just making a point of how Solomon was a freaky motherf***er, since churchleaders like to talk about his wisdom and post him up as another righteous one.  

Plenty of women wish they had Solomon do their body, their woody forest or shaven lawn!  You get the picture, human males?  I know you do.

I know its just a song, even like today's r&b music that's just for entertainment.  The human male just sings his way into her fruit basket and she sings her way back into a trouble relationship or back into his wallet.  Nobody's really serious about being true and faithful. 

But its just the way Solomon touched her that imitates the reality of today's sexual encounters.   

 



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  • SeanRenaud said on May 28, 2008....
    How do you doubt his faithfulness?  Based on what?  Because he had dozens of wives?  As lon gas he was caring for all of his children and kept them around he did nothing wrong.
  • sista2sista said on May 29, 2008....
    'Renaud, did you miss the point that I was making?  I was just pointing out that Solomon was a freaky horny motherf***er.  This view is what church leaders don't bring to the front, but rather, they focus on his possession of wisdom and other greatness of his, when in fact, his horniness was greater than any other spirituality that he had, including his god.  He even put his horniness before his god.
     
    You spoke of him taking care of his women.  Good.  Now if you and other human males would do take care of their love ones, you know, women and children, women would appreciate it graciously, just as they had appreciated Solomon!  I told you in an earlier blog that women are gods.   
  • SeanRenaud said on May 29, 2008....

    Women aren't gods, if they were they wouldn't, couldn't be beaten by lesser beings.  How do you figure he put his hormones before his god?  What story is there about God saying Solomon do this and Solomon saying, sorry I'm balls deep in this bitch you'll have to come back later.

    Why would you focus on that at all his wives aren't what made him special all men, specially kings had as many women as they could take care of back then.  They still do in certain parts of the world.  That's nothing special.  It's like talking about George Washington and focusing on the fact that he owned slaves.  Big whoop a lot of people did back then, but only one person was the first president of the US.

    So why would a preacher focus on Solomon being a pimp.

  • sista2sista said on May 30, 2008....
    "Women aren't gods....", say 'Renaud.  Whatever, 'Renaud.  Read my earlier blog about why they are.  Being a god doesn't make one unchallegable or untouchable.  Show or name me a god that isn't unchallegable or untouchable.  And while you search, get a good Webster dictionary for the many difinitions of the word god, and figure out which one or ones fit women.
     
    Solomon's lust, greed, and pride were major factors in him being dethroned.  
  • SeanRenaud said on May 30, 2008....
    Yahweh is pretty un touchable and unchallengable.
    Zeus never lost, nor did thor certainly not to something that wasn't a supernatural being itself.
     
    Where did you read anything about Solomon being dethroned, rather than dying of old age.
     
    You're opinion means less than nothing you've proven time and time again to be an idiot.  Women are not Gods, show me a religion where Gods are enslaved by men and made to do their bidding for thousands of years.  Google me a world where Gods live in fear of mortals, where Gods are enslaved by mortals, where Gods can't even compete with mortals without great technology.  You're point of view is laughable at best. There is a reason why nobody reads you, why nobody but me comments on your blog and it's because your an idiot and everybody knows it.
  • sista2sista said on May 30, 2008....
    Just for you 'Renaud, my next blog will focus on George Washington having slaves and raping the little girls and impregnating them just as Thomas Jefferson did, you know, the great founding father, I mean fondling father, you know, the pedophile of black slave children (Sally Hemings), that had the audacity to sign the Declaration of Independence.  To all my sistas, both White and Black, don't miss it tomorrow. 
  • SeanRenaud said on May 30, 2008....
    Of course they did but blacks weren't people back in the day.  Like all people he was looking out for what was in his best interest, his personal interests.  It's not surprising though I've never read anything about GW and his slaves, certainly never heard anything of him being a pedophile, are you going to provide some kind of proof?
  • sista2sista said on May 30, 2008....
    Poor 'Renaud.  Do some research on Solomon.  Including the various versions of his death and prosperity.  Search the web.  You can do that, right?  Go to Wikipedia.  Dig up the dirt on Solomon that you didn't know was hidden.  Or do you want me to take you by your hand and guide you like a mommy does her child.  Are you a child?  Maybe mentally and emotionally.   
  • SeanRenaud said on May 30, 2008....
    I've already looked into the history of Solomon.  I've read all three legends of him.  You can't point out the details that I'm asking for because they don't exist.  That's the way this works you make a claim you have to provide proof of it, I don't do your homework fo you.
     
    Idiot.

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