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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. 
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm  actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." 
The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out
the window. 
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. 
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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Truly epic......
Could it be?

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Definitely yes ......
Today is T day at work....
I'm thankful for all my SC friends. :-) So to pay tribute I will make the turkery, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy. You can bring a side dish or dessert.

All are welcome.

What will you bring?

CW...
I got confuzzled when I stopped in to get gas where I used to work, and the new lady there, who I've talked to some, interupted me with a question.

"So, you're divorced, aren't you?"

"What? Where'd you hear that?"

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