Do blondes have more fun? Do men prefer blondes? Why do we pick on blondes so much? I want to know what is the best blonde joke that you have ever heard? And all you blondes feel free to retalliate and poke fun at the rest of us(brunettes, redheads). I'll begin with this one, I picked it cause its rare when blonde guys are the target of the joke:
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian." The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"
wishyouwerehere
posted 5 days ago
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Fair warning, TBS - Not what you think! This has very little to do with actual turtles.
So, I am driving my sister's children home from day camp this afternoon when my nephews decide that an education is in order.
"Ti Ti (aunt... read entire post
I looked up on the hill, and there was hubby holding down a huge white, furry bear! He had duct-taped the front paws together, and the back paws together---and he was laughing as he threatened to unleash it at me!
I was cowered in a room loo... read entire post
We recently bought some Chinese Chicken Noodle fast food packages meant for instant meals.
After I squinted without my glasses at the directions for several minutes, I just slapped the box back into the dry cabinet and decided I would fool wi... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Forest Gump and St. Peter
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you.... read entire post
nytquill17
posted 1 day ago
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A little wisdom from Ray Romano... read entire post