Why doesn't this happen where I live?
A truck loaded with double stuffed Oreo cookies had an accident, which spilled the cookies from the truck. Still in their plastic sleeves, so they really aren't dirty from the road. Fourteen tons of them. Do you suppose they really needed to close the road? I'd imagine that people would politely pull over, "help" the officers clear the road and go home after a quick stop for some milk at the store. ;)
In a perfect world the crash would involve a milk tanker.
It's all just so wrong.
