There is this guy who really takes care of his body. 
He lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. 
He notices that he is really suntanned all over except his penis and he decides to do something about it.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the
sand, except for his penis sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down
and says, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that:
When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it.
When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it.
When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40 years old, I asked for it.
When I was 50 years old, I paid for it.
When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it.
When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it.
and now that I am 80, THE DAMN THINGS ARE GROWING WILD!!!"