I made dinner tonight on my brand new free barbeque and it turned out really good! I'm not much of a cook (which I've mentioned before) but I can barbeque. It's the one thing I know how to do right. I didn't make anything fancy though. Just some steaks. But they were yummy.
But after we ate, I decided I wanted to have dessert for later. We'd already been to the store to get the barbeque stuff, but we didn't really buy anything else. I had a one track mind. So I decided I'd run up there and pick up some ice cream or something. Nat stayed home, but she asked me to buy her a Reese's peanut butter cup.
No problem. That's certainly not too much to remember is it? But I got to the store, and they'd moved the candy display thing. I didn't see it. And it was out of sight, out of mind. I got my ice cream, then they had drinks on sale that I like. So I picked those up. Then I remembered we needed microwave popcorn too, so I picked that up.
My brain totally spaced on the candy. I forgot entirely. Even when I was at the checkout stand, standing next to the impulse buy candy and gum. I was too busy looking at the recent Star magazine and noticing that Suri Cruise is still drinking out of a bottle even though she just turned 2. And apparently all these doctors that were consulted for Star believe that Suri is drinking a toxic baby formula that all Scientologists give their children. They are very concerned for her.
It was fascinating crap, and before I knew it, I was all checked out and on my way out the door. That's when I saw the candy display and remembered I forgot the Reese's cups. I wasn't going to go back and wait in line again, so I figured I'd stop by the gas station instead. I'd just run in and get the candy, and run right out.
I pull into the place and it's crawling with people. There were at least 15 people in line and the air conditioner must have been broken. It felt like it was 100 degrees inside there. And all of the candy was melted. I picked up the Reese's cups and they squished.
I wasn't willing to stand in a huge line inside a stifling mini mart, for a piece of ruined and melted candy soup. So I put it back, and figured I'd go across the street to the drug store. No problem. So I get back in my car, go across the street, jump out and run inside.
I look on the candy aisle and both boxes of Reese's cups are empty. The king size and the regular size, totally empty. So I go back up front and look at every single check stand and every box of Reese's are empty!
I gave up. I love Nat and would like to fulfill her every request. But she was just going to have to live without the Reese's cups. I did my best. But I felt kind of bad that the only thing she asked for, I didn't get. Yet I bought a bunch of crap for myself.
But when I walked in the door and explained the problem, she said it didn't matter anyway because ice cream sounded better. So I basically did all that for nothing. But that's okay. As long as she's happy, it's alright.
I wonder what the big run is on peanut butter cups though? Everyone in town must have had a craving for that. They had a shitload of them at the AM PM though. I guess no one wanted the melted ones and everyone went across the street instead.
Oh well. This concludes one of the most pointless blogs ever. But I just had to share my trials and tribulations in my quest for the elusive peanut butter cup....



