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I've lost my funny.
It's gone and I don't know
how to get it back.
 
Even thinking about my favorite  joke
doesn't make me smile.
 
"How do you get out of an elephant?"
 
Who cares?
 
It's a sad day
in the land of I don't give a crap
in the land of blah blah blah
in the land of "I have become comfortably numb"
 
Not even a snicker or a smirk.
Not even the faintest glimmer of a smile.
 
I would make all of these people look like
Little Mary Sunshine today;
 
Johnny Rotten
Morrissey
Syd Barrett (Yes, I know he's dead)
Syd Vicious (dead too)
Marcel Marceau (dead)
Marilyn Manson (mostly dead)
Any teenager on the face of the earth (somewhere between comatose and dead)
 
 
Blah
 
Blah
 
Blah
 
 
 


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  • uniquely-ironic said on May 15, 2008....
    you're allowed
     
  • pickersplock said on May 15, 2008....
    Oh, good.  I was worried I might disappoint everyone...............blah.
    Oh, spit!
  • MissMimi said on May 15, 2008....

    i brought some worms we can both eat. 

    So in addition to feeling blah, we can both be grossed out and nauseous.

     

  • MissMimi said on May 15, 2008....
    How DO you get out of an elephant?  More to the point, why would you want to get in one in the first place?
  • tizzygirl said on May 15, 2008....
    Wow, you said it!  I want some worms Mimi, I want some woms...
  • dailyachesandpains said on May 15, 2008....
    I'm "Blah-ing" over here today too!  Mind if I join?
  • pickersplock said on May 15, 2008....
    Nobody loves me
    everybody hates me
    blah blah blah blah blah
     
    MissM, how do you get out of an elephant?
    You run around 'til you get pooped out.
     
    See, not funny today........and it usually cracks me up every time!
     
    Tizzy and Daily, I'm in good company!  Oh, boo!
     
  • MissMimi said on May 15, 2008....

    OMG, pickles, that is...  OMG, I cannot believe I'm laughing at that.

    Good grief!  LOL

     

  • pickersplock said on May 15, 2008....
    Yeah, I know.  See, it's a classic.......but today nothing!
    Not even a grin. :(
  • MissMimi said on May 15, 2008....

  • soaringraven said on May 15, 2008....

    pickers - I don't know what to tell ya.  Maybe you humoured yourself out over the past few days.

    Perhaps its just that time of month.

    Perhaps its the chili dogs you had for lunch.

    Or maybe it just one of those blue days we all have every so often.

    Or maybe, just maybe you are simply pulling our collective legs.

    See what you get when you are known as the class clown?  No damn respect!  Thats what you get.

    Good day to you anyway

    soaring

     

  • tizzygirl said on May 15, 2008....
    OMG pickers....it took me FOREVER to get that joke!  That's how dumb I am today!  But it made me laugh, thanks :)
  • Lucytorial said on May 15, 2008....
    OMG this is funny! really don't you just wanna be like her!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck me! she'd be dangerous if she had a brain!




  • skald said on May 15, 2008....
    Pickers hello, funny girl. 
  • travelr712 said on May 15, 2008....
    how do you get down off an elephant?
     
    you don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck!
  • bluegum said on May 15, 2008....

    maybe you need a tummy rub to put you to sleep they are great for you when you get the i can't helpits..never fear there is help at Soulcast here.

    blue.

  • lfbno7 said on May 15, 2008....
    Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I'm gonna eat some worms.
  • Lucytorial said on May 15, 2008....
    long ones skinny ones worms that wiggle and squirm!
  • lfbno7 said on May 15, 2008....
    icky gooey was a worm a mighty worm was he, until he crossed the railroad tracks, a train he did not see. icky gooey.
  • quietone said on May 16, 2008....
    I really hate to lighten the party, but I have some rainbow sour gummy worms I can share.... okay.. then don't -  I will eat them myself..... be that way..... eat your ole rotten worms, get sick and puke..... that should cheer you up!!!!  oh, spit, yourself!!!  I am taking a nap now....... I hope you love your Friday......wooo hooo... maybe you can go to the races later!  LOL
  • Me-Myself&I said on May 16, 2008....
    here ....have some Irish coffee with me, i promise you'll be feeling better soon. *smile*  just kidding, but i hope the blah....blah....leaves soon. Have a good day! Take care ~see ya
  • pickersplock said on May 16, 2008....
    MissM, even those peole laughing didn't make me laugh.....I'm a hopeless case!
     
    SR, maybe I sprained something?  I know it's not that time of the month!
     
    Tizzy, at least you and MissM are laughing! :/
     
    Lu, nice try.  I know usually, I would laugh at such a bubble head, but today nothing.
     
    Hi, Skald!  How are things up in the great frozen north?
     
    Trav, ho hum.  Not even a grin......good effort though.
     
    Blue, a back rub wouldn't suck.......but it wouldn't make me laugh either.
     
    Sandblaster........sorry, I meant Leafblower, I already tried the worm song............................nothing.
     
    Quiet, candy stores usually make me smile.  Maybe I should try that today?
     
    MMI, I'm drinking hazelnut cream coffee, maybe I should put some Bailey's in?
    Aah, it's not the same when it's not natural!
     
     
     
  • Italia21086 said on May 16, 2008....
    WoW! I Love it, comfortably numb not that it has anything to do with it but thats my fav. song. That's how I view myself and my life. Mary Sunshine I don't believe Im telling you this but my middle name is Sunshine Mary was my Grandmother and Ive been refered to as that many times but not cause Im a Happy person cause Im quiet and people say I  always look misrable, or deep in though, but anyways Love the Post
  • exhibit_c said on May 16, 2008....
    To be funny, something has to have context. Perhaps you have no context, anymore.
  • diabolicdame said on May 16, 2008....
    Oh come on! Smile now! Don't make me tickle you.. here I come.. !
  • pickersplock said on May 16, 2008....
    Thanks, Italia!
     
    Exhibit, context?  Hmmm, interesting.  So, how do I get my context back?
     
    Diabolic, don't bother.....now it's raining.........................blah!
     
     
  • exhibit_c said on May 16, 2008....
    Let's see if I remember... Menu, then Settings, then Control Panel.

    Click on Administrative Tools, then....

    No, not there. I'll keep looking. Hand in there.
  • pickersplock said on May 16, 2008....
    Aww, nuts!  I thought you were on to something there!!!!!!!!!
  • queenparanoia said on May 17, 2008....
    well if it mAkes you happy just to let you know purple has given birth!!!!! =)
  • Italia21086 said on May 19, 2008....
    Congrats on the new puppies. They are so ... much funto watch grow and develope. Back in Aug of 2006 my pembroke welsh cogi gave birth to a litter of 7, and I had to bottle feed them 'cause her milk Never came in, and let me tell you how rewarding it was. Oh yeah and tiring too, but I wouldn't of traded it for the world. Watching something living develope and learn how to do things is just simply Amazing.
  • pickersplock said on May 19, 2008....
    Queenie, that does make me smile!
     
    Italia, I have a Corgi/Border Collie mix!
    I love Corgis!
  • Italia21086 said on May 19, 2008....
    The puppies were Cogi Chihuahua and so ... adorable
  • pickersplock said on May 22, 2008....
    Awwww!  Too cute!

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