I know this is a way out there idea. But what if relatives came with return policies and expiration dates? How cool would that be?!!
You have a defective parent? Send them back to the store for repair or replacement!
Sibling no longer useful to you? Must be past their expiration date. Time to put them in the recycle bin or trash can.
Did you send in for the rebate when you bought your child?
I know it's a little simplistic, but wouldn't that make people try harder to get along if they knew they could be return, repaired or replaced if they didn't behave reasonably?
Do you have relatives that you would send back for manufacturing defects? Anyone past expiration? Did you accidentally get the wrong size or style and need to return it for something with a better fit?
Hee!!!!
Yes, my mind is a strange place for me to live.
