These past few days I have been spending considerable time here in the SoulCast jungle. I have spent altogether too much time here in fact. It seems that there is a rare, contagous form of insanity infecting the site of late. Perhaps this isn't new to the site, but I am and am just now beginning to be affected by it.
I do think I have traced the primary source of the contagion to a specific individual. I hesitate to mention the name as it may cause a severe panic and people may become crushed in the resulting stampede.
I have spent some time researching this powerful but clinically certified lunitic. There is significant evidence that whenever there has been an outbreak of lunacy in recent months, this particular blogger has been at the ipicenter of the disaster. It can be no coincidence that one individual in particular has been involved at the start of, throughout and at the resolution of all these outbreaks of mass hysteria.
I am quite sure that just by reading this cloaked message many of you will come to understand the identity and nature of the offending party.
Have no fear however, for even though this condition appears highly contagous there are certain steps one can take to prevent becoming severly affected.
1. Whenever you encounter such lunacy, play along as though it were merely a joke. The instigator will believe that you are fully infected and will make no further attempts to to contaminate your mind.
2. Wash your hands and feet thoroughly before entering SoulCast.
3. Use clear, precise short sentences when in the presence of the infected.
4. Keep a bottle of scotch handy, to sip casually just in case someone in reality catches you laughing uncontrolably at a web page with nothing but words on it. This will convince your realtime friends that you are really ok, just a tad tipsy.
5. Sleep intermittently between sessions. You can always use the fatigue excuse in the event that the drunk excuse fails.
6. Type very fast when responding to the severly infected. This will limit the time you have to spend in their presence thereby reducing the risk factor exponentially. Any errors you might make will further convince the infected party that you too are infected.
7. Laugh your ass off at every opportunity.
I hope this advice will help stem the tide of the most recent wave of insanity to hit the site.
