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The first time I saw a girl walking around in public with her ass crack hanging out, I thought it was a mistake and that I was simply lucky enough to be around when she made it.
 
Not so. Exposing one's upper behind is now acceptable fashion. What once was an embarrassing faux pas committed primarily by plumbers has become a fashion statement.
 
How do you feel about this? What next? Shall we walk around with our zippers open?
 
If I take a photo of a girl in a thong and then match it with a photo of her in a low-riding ass crack exposing pair of jeans, I can get a composite of her entire butt.
 
Where will this end?
 
Observation: you'll notice that some people, no matter how far down they wear their pants, cannot get their ass cracks to show. There's a simple explanation for this, and other ass aficianados can verify this by observation...
 
The bigger one's ass, the higher one's ass crack starts up the backside. The smaller one's ass (or flatter) the lower one's ass crack starts.
 
Ergo, bubble butts need only lower trou a tiny bit to air the crevice, while flat asses may have to attach weights to their britches in order to lower them enough.
 
Discuss.
 
 
 
 


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  • StoneMaster said on May 12, 2008....
    You're cracking me up.
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 12, 2008....
     
    What does it matter in the end?
     
    I get uncomfortable feeling like my pants are falling down every time I move. And while I hate to deprive the world of such beauty, I refrain from exposing said crack just for that reason.
     
    I'd rather be comfortable than exposed.
     
  • HoleInTheCosmos said on May 12, 2008....
    Honestly, I believe that it's unwise and unfair for young ladies to show their back ends in public. The male sex drive is powerful and needs no such encouragement. At worst, sex offenders may be tempted into action by just such stimulus.
  • desdemona said on May 12, 2008....
    it doesn't even make sense for butts to be covered up....everyone has a  butt and they all have the same basic look, so what's the big deal???? i do hang mine out and love the stares!!!!!!!!! but i admit, some butts are not made for crack exposure and would be better left covered up. there is some gross ass out there and stretch marks are definitely NOT TO BE SHOWN!!!!!!!!!! lol
  • unique1 said on May 12, 2008....
    so holeinthecosmos are you saying that if i wear low riders and my crack shows and i get raped it's my own fault?
  • mOOn_platOOn said on May 12, 2008....
     
     
    I sincerely hope that the topic of this discussion wasn't actually inspired by your recent incarceration.
     
     
  • somethingunUSual said on May 12, 2008....
    Heh heh - I've been wanting to get to the bottom of this for some time.
     
  • HoleInTheCosmos said on May 12, 2008....
    unique1, I'm just saying that provocation can be taken into consideration, and while it would never justify a rape, it could be a contributing factor.
  • desdemona said on May 12, 2008....
    rape is not about sex, rape is about power......
  • desdemona said on May 12, 2008....
    wow for some reason this reminded me of a childhood incident...one time when a bunch of us kids were playing this little girl, about age 7 or 8, was teasing the boys in the backyard by quickly flipping up her dress and briefly exposing her underpants, then giggling and running away...and her mother saw this and got mad, came out and grabbed her and said, "So you want everybody to see your butt?" Then she lifted up the girl's dress and pulled her underwear down around her ankles and said "There, now everyone's seen your butt! Are you happy now?" jeez, was that extreme or what??
  • somethingunUSual said on May 12, 2008....
     
    Rape isn't about sex??
     
    If it's about power, why not just clobber the chick over the head and move on?
     
    Balogna.
     
  • StoneMaster said on May 12, 2008....
    Rape by ruppies - that doesn't seem like "power" - more like unrestricted lust fulfillment...I recall fantasizing as a kid about having complete control over a girl so that I could explore every inch of her...I don't think it had anything to do with power over her as much as a desire to have my way with her because of the parts she had that I didn't...like ultimate curiosity fulfillment. Hey, is there any kind of "rape" video game? I'll bet that would go over like gangbangers - er - "busters"...
  • Lucytorial said on May 12, 2008....
    Quite disconcerting actually, it makes me wonder at what point they lost their self respect to be honest, I have on occasion told a young women to pull her skirt up only to find it shows the bottom half of her butt! and young men, well put a damn belt on you look ridiculous.

    Regardless of the sexual connotations to exposing ones BUTT crack {who in their right mind would find it sexy} its a fashion crime committed by the unwitting and undereducated yep you heard correct.. uneducated.

    What I find more distressing is that a lot of the time it is women who are over weight, or young girls who are very over weight wearing butt cracking skirts and tops that are about 15 inches to short... its all hanging out the butt crack the gut, its gross to the nth degree!

    I'm not a prude but I do have self respect.
  • somethingunUSual said on May 12, 2008....
    bonemaster, you're a sick fuck. A rape video game? Go directly to jail and do not collect $200 -------
  • HoleInTheCosmos said on May 12, 2008....
     
    It is possible for certain actions, circumstances or objects to trigger otherwise dormant criminal behavior.
     
    Otherwise entrapment wouldn't work.
     
     
  • Dreamknightx said on May 12, 2008....
    My feelings on the subject are split.
     
    Hee hee hee.
  • bluegum said on May 12, 2008....
    desdemona my cure for that mother would have been a good tongue lashing what a bloody stupid thing to do .
     
    t nt sorry to hijackyour post,lucy's comment spot on only thing i'l  add being a male...cover it up a bit and i'l lap it up.
  • desdemona said on May 12, 2008....
    blue, i know that's the kind of crap that can stick with you all your livelong life....imagine how many times that little girl remembered that and felt just as humiliated as the first time....and with the whole neighborhood there to remind her. that was just cruel....abusive...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2008....
    blue - tnt has to be blown up. I'm already inflated.  ;)
  • StoneMaster said on May 12, 2008....
    Dear cumthingunpalatable: Why not? Maybe a rape game would divert pervs from the actual crime? Especially if they could plaster the face of whoever they wanted to on a realistic sim body. Gee, I wonder if it could be outlawed? You could sim-rape anyone that way. It could get very realistic in high def, with enough photos of the subject on the beach in a bikini....
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on May 12, 2008....
    I refuse to let my gf hang her crack out in the air for all the pervs to peruse. BUTT - I think she does it when we aren't together. I'm hatin' it...
  • trebleclef said on May 12, 2008....
     
    With butt hanging out
     
    I wander about
     
    Aware that the bad boys are lookin'
     
    My cute little crack
     
    Is drivin' 'em whack
     
    Wherever they see I be bookin'
     
    I'm happy to share
     
    If they want to stare
     
    Especially when I bend or stoop
     
    I'm always amazed
     
    Over it men are dazed
     
    Its primary function? To poop!
     
     
  • somethingunUSual said on May 12, 2008....
    So StoneMaster your idea of heaven is a virtual reality where you can do whatever you want to do to whoever you want to do it to? And I thought GW Bush was a control freak....
  • Fallyn said on May 12, 2008....
    a girl i worked with got fired cause she wouldn't wear pants that covered her rear effectively enough. warning after warning......
  • cuppajava said on May 12, 2008....
    i posted something similar about ladies and girls on my blog a while back.It can be seen as looking lovely and can also be seen as an invitation to something else.
    The comment that was made to my post was along the lines of ' the way a lady dresses is no excuse for rape............' i agree,or do I?
  • kelly said on May 12, 2008....
    Even the best looking woman looks like an idiot with her pants falling off.  The guys look even worse.  Then you get the less attractive imitators and I've seen things that really shouldn't be seen except in a medical journal. Please, oh please, when will this stupid fad end?
  • queenparanoia said on May 12, 2008....
    who said that it's fashoinable?!?!?!? cuz that's a big fasion no no!!!
  • RollingC said on May 12, 2008....
    I don't think this fad is all it's ' cracked ' up to be. :^)
     
    I'll admit that it looks good on certain females but then those can wear anything they want and look good in it.
     
    This walking around showing your underwear as a fashion statement is an expression that I'll never understand.
    Rc
  • antithesis said on May 13, 2008....
    This is a good read...and I dont get this ass cleavage as well...as if breast cleavage is not. Maybe we just run out of better private parts to show...And yeah, next time, it will be the front. But ewww... the ass cleavage is nowhere near sexy!
  • CayenneMan said on May 13, 2008....

        Ass man !       Ass man !          I'm here to read the meter.

       Back in the 70's  While attending jr. high I sat behind a beautiful girl who wore her hip-hugger jeans well below her hips. Unfortunately this took place in math class and my grades were failing. I was concentrating to much on this chick's ass crack to keep up with what was going on in class. She was driving me crazy and she knew it. We were friends and often talked to each other and I think I could have made her my girl but she was going out with someone else and I let it go. 

               One day my math teacher called my house and told my mother that he was concerned with my grades and that he thought I was talking to a girl named Mary Anne alot in class. If he was so concerned why did'nt he move me away from her ?

        As far as the male teenager of today goes regarding wearing their pants below their ass thinking of it as a fad they are quite wrong. In prison a male has the tendency to wear their pants this way to advertise that they are a male whore. 

       Thats alot to think about when they get older and realize the message they were  sending.   Stupid fools.                                                                                                                        

  • Trinov said on May 13, 2008....
    Hi, this fashion, as many others, is simply assinine.
  • silverwhisper said on May 13, 2008....
    TNP, good to see you again!

    you forgot that road construction crews helped the plumbers get this fashion statement really started, i think. :>

    ed
  • destinydiva said on May 13, 2008....
    I think its quite sexy when a woman has jeans and you can see the thong ...  but the ass crack ..hmmm maybe thats beyond sexy??

    I think its yak on guys...my ex always had his ass hanging out of his jeans and mens ass's are so much more...hairier!!!  lol :-) xx
  • diabolicdame said on May 13, 2008....
    I don't like ass cracks showing at all! And the really gross thing is that this fashion is not restricted to girls. Theirs a guy in my class who insists on exposing his hairy butt crack to the world on a daily basis! And trust me it is not a pleasant sight.
  • dailyachesandpains said on May 13, 2008....
    Wow, I thought that "trend" was SO yesterday? LOL!
    It sucks when you have to see a whale tail (the thong panties) above low-rise jeans too!  Especially when you're out with your child that has a big mouth when she notices something like that and feels free to shout it out!
     
    [shakes head]
    Daily 
  • quietone said on May 13, 2008....
    I think its pretty dumb and hope as all other "fads" this to shall pass.  Butt crack has always been a man thing .. and has nothing to do with low rise jeans.... they just seem to want to wear the same size waist they did years ago.. its just a lot lower......
  • blondee0718 said on May 13, 2008....
    I see hundreds of butt cracks and whale tales, and pant crotches that hang below knees...I work at a community college.  I love when the guys have to walk with their feet so far apart to prevent their pants from falling down.  I actually witnessed a guy accidentally dropping trow while trying to climb the stairs...I couldn't help but giggle.  As for the girls and their underwear and butt cracks hanging out, it's their right to express themselves that way, but I still think it's ridiculous.  They are called unmentionables for a reason...lol. 
     
    As for some of the posts here....I'd hate to think that some of you are insinuating that because a girl dresses provocatively, she is asking to be raped.  So if I go out in a low cut top, tight jeans and heels, should I expect to get raped because I'm provoking that need in men?  That's insane.
     
    In our province, going topless is legal for women.  If a woman decides to exercise her rights and freedoms as a citizen of this province and walk around topless, is she asking to  get raped? 
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 13, 2008....
     
    treb - lol - very cute
     
    anti - thanks, glad you enjoyed it
     
    cay - lol, at least you had a good excuse for math failure
     
    trin - just when I thought all the puns had been taken
     
    silver - ty
     
    destiny & diabolic - agreed!!! Why oh why are GUYS doing this? Especially the fat ass pigs who seem to be the only guys doing it????
     
    blonde - can't speak for hole, but I think the question is "what can this provoke?" rather than "what is deserved?"
     
    Thanks everyone - and as they say in West Side Story, "In, out, let's get crackin'!"
     
  • kruuyai said on May 19, 2008....
    Back in the seventies, when hip huggers were in... we all had our butt cracks showing when we sat down.  Plumbers kind of ruined that look for us.
  • somethingunUSual said on May 19, 2008....
    When Dan Ackroyd did the plumbers' dip on SNL it was groundbreaking television - not since the suntan lotion girl had an actual asscrack been exposed to the mass public in the USA (meanwhile they're watching Swing-TV in France)...

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