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Help A Girl Get Her Punctuation Back

pickersplock posted on May 11, 2008 | views: 361 | Tags: punctuation
I was posting along
and wouldt you know
I lost all my punctuation
 
Its completely flown the coop
 
What a dilema
 
Just imagine
how confusing this will be
When I try to tell the story
of the man who wore a sombrero with one leg
 
Sure I still have my adjectives
and adverbs and pronouns
but how far will they get me
when I'm asking for a cup of coffee with eggs and toast with jelly
they might put my toast jelly and eggs all in the cup of coffee
and thats just nasty
 
what about my exclamation points
how will you know how Im really feeling
when I say
 
You rock
 
See it just doesn't look the same without the exclamation point
 
I can't even ask a question
 
So help a girl out wont you
I really need my puncuation back
has anybody seen my puncutation
 
Rats
 
and
 
Double rats
 
This really stinks
 


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  • diabolicdame said on May 11, 2008....
    I stole it and you'll have to bribe me to give it back to you! hehe.. 
  • pickersplock said on May 11, 2008....
    Nuts to you Diabolic
    I thought it was from all the posting I did
  • travelr712 said on May 11, 2008....
    !     ?     " "     ' '     :-P     :-O     :-D
     
    There they are! :-)
  • pickersplock said on May 11, 2008....
    Well youve got them now how are you going to get them back to me
     
    See what happens when you lose your punctuation
  • diabolicdame said on May 11, 2008....
    Oh ok.. I'm going to toss them up in the air and you catch em ok? 1 2 3.. here they go...
  • Mamie said on May 11, 2008....
    pickers, you are so completely fun, irresistable and make my day whenever I visit. I am so sorry that you have lost your punctuation.
    And for God's sake I hope you find it before the summer hits so we can say "it's not the heat, its the humidity!!!!!!!"
  • Twylarants said on May 11, 2008....
    I would lend you some exclamation points, but I really need them!!!! You know what I mean????
    Maybe you just misplaced them. Did you look under the couch? That's where everything turns up, under the couch. Three years ago I found my marbles, my sanity, my estrogen, and my patience under the couch in the space of one week.
    Go look under the couch...we'll wait.
  • bluegum said on May 11, 2008....
    pickers have mine for free i have no use for them they are the little funny things on the keyboard i think i just put them in sometimes so they dont feel left out ....,,,,,''''''""!!!!!~~~?????////oh dear look what their doing help pickers .
     
    blue.
  • lfbno7 said on May 12, 2008....
    my l hn hu i n i nymo
  • crybabylu said on May 12, 2008....

    Sorry pickers, I need all of mine........................................

  • scipio said on May 12, 2008....

    Suggest you read  " Eats, shoots & leaves"  by Lyne Truss.

    Excellent read for punctuation marks etc.

  • wombat said on May 12, 2008....
    I!  It was me!!!!!!  I stole them!   I stole  them all!!!!!!!  How about that??????????.............!  (Will return them when I get back later!!!!!!!!!!!!)
     
    I need them to make a point today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • exhibit_c said on May 12, 2008....
    i heard that there is a country wide shortage of capital letters and commas and stuff since the invention of the internet they are not making as many of them since people dont use them sending email even when probably they ought to i wonder what will happen over the next decade or so and if we will learn to to email differently or if they will start making more capitals and punctuation to keep up with demand they might even start making fewer letters since the youngens are using those text message spellings like gr8 and etc.
  • Mamie said on May 12, 2008....
    exhibit: idk, b/c ppl r dfr n imho u cnt no 4 shr.
  • Twylarants said on May 12, 2008....
    SOMEONE HELP MAMIE SHES CHOKING ON TEXTSPEAK 
  • pickersplock said on May 12, 2008....
    Diabolic it didnt work   I think I just need to rest  its kind of like laryngitis
    only its punctatitis
     
    Mamie  hopefully if I rest   I will have my punctuation back in no time  In the meantime  Ive still got my spaces  right
     
    Twyla  they werent hiding under the couch  but I did find a pixie stick  three pretzels  and 75 cents
     
    Blue  looks like youre getting a bad case of punctuatarhea
     
    Leafblower  stop that  youre embarrasing me   What will the neighbors think
     
    Crybaby dont worry Im sure all my puctation will come back if i just rest
     
    Scipio  I have that book  I suppose I could take out all of the punctuation stickers and use them  but they would only show up on my computer
     
    Wombie  you nut  LOL
     
    Exhibit  it will be a sad day  when we all lose our puctuation
     
    Mamie  that gave me a headache  LOL
     
     
     
     
  • pickersplock said on May 12, 2008....
    twyla  youre here 
     oh i feel so much better 
     uh oh  i think ive lost my capital letters
    id better rest  or i might lose something else
  • Twylarants said on May 12, 2008....
    you lost your ens too pinkingshears
  • MissMimi said on May 12, 2008....

    First punctuation, then CAPITALS.  What's next -- vowels?  hp nt

  • quietone said on May 12, 2008....
    now soon you will be looking like me  - well actually, I have a few and I am keepin' em.... well I might share, just cause I don't want a sombraro with one leg.
  • pickersplock said on May 12, 2008....
    It's back!  It's all back!
    I'm so relieved!
    Twyla, MissMimi, Quiet, everyone!
    I'm cured!  I'm back to normal now!
    I'm ________________________________
    ___________________________________
    __________________________________
  • destinydiva said on May 12, 2008....
    lol!!  your crazy pickers!! ... but I do love your crazy!! :-) xx
  • lfbno7 said on May 12, 2008....
    You lost your letters and all you have left is a big _________________________________________________________________________________
  • pickersplock said on May 12, 2008....
    ___________________wha________________tr______________
    aren__________________________he________________*&%$_____
    _______________________________nuts!
  • pusscat said on May 12, 2008....

    I haven't got anything as funny as you lot to say but did wanna say, boy, have I had fun reading this :-)

    Compared to everyone else here I'm really quite sane - well - maybe just a little bit crazy - thank you :-))

    btw - I love your _______________________________________  pickers!

    It was the only way I could write straight when I was at school.

  • Lucytorial said on May 12, 2008....
    Ohhh MY GOD>>>>>>>>> Pickers your punctuation has run away with you... you've gone puinctilias mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • skald said on May 12, 2008....
    Oh what a dilemma. But also how cleverly you get out of it with this post that looks so good and is so funny.  Hope you get your punctuation back!!!!!!!! and all the other stuff.  ;-)

    Oh and now I see it is back. Silly me reading the other comments after I write. I do it all the time.
  • Expendable said on May 12, 2008....
    Time to get a new keyboard.
  • soaringraven said on May 12, 2008....

    You'll just have to go out and find it.  I'm sure its out there somewhere. 

    It couldn't have gone far could it?  How could you lose it in the first damn place.  You should keep better track of a thing like that. 

    Its something like going out half dressed.  Now you wouldn't do a thing like that would you?  Of course not!  So get with the progam and get out there and find it.  It probably misses you too. 

    After all, it doesn't really know where to go unless someone tells it.  Its out there cold and hungry and lonesome.  What kind of punctuation keeper are you anyway to let it get lost like that?

    Bad pickersplock!  Bad!

     

    soaring

     

  • travelr712 said on May 12, 2008....
    neverinallmylifehaveieverseensomeoenfirstloosetheirpunctuationandthenloosetheirletterswhat'sgoingonherepickers?
  • travelr712 said on May 12, 2008....
    ohgod!i'verunoutofspaces!
  • pickersplock said on May 12, 2008....
    I_________t's_________________conta__________________us!
  • Twylarants said on May 12, 2008....
    .sdrawkcab gnipyT ?txen semoc tahw wonk uoY                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
  • exhibit_c said on May 13, 2008....
    all
    alphabetical
    got
    if
    in
    into
    message
    order
    sorted
    the
    what
    words
    your
    ?
  • pickersplock said on May 13, 2008....
    _______________^______________^__________________^
    _______^______________%$#@________________!!!!!!
  • travelr712 said on May 13, 2008....
    srekcip dias egassem tsal rouy thaw dnatsrednu t'nod i
  • Lucytorial said on May 13, 2008....
    Thats it, I'm bringing in the big guns... this is a serious outbreak of puntiliousness.... right......

    Where's shakespear,????
  • Twylarants said on May 13, 2008....
    Do you mean punk silly business, Luce?
    Until Milly Xmas?
    Punch Billy's Misses?
    What are you saying, Lucy?

    Somebody turn Trav around, will ya?


  • soaringraven said on May 13, 2008....

    k w nd  wrtng prfssr n hr rght nw!  ths s gttng t f hnd.

    gt yr pncttn rght hr, bt nw 'v lst ll vwls nd cps!

    s wht y gt strtd?

    srng

  • Twylarants said on May 13, 2008....
    "this is getting out of hand" and "soaring"....right?
    Did I win?
  • soaringraven said on May 13, 2008....

    twylrnts - y ddn't ntrprt th whl thng!  n dsrt tll y d th whl thng!

    srng

     

  • travelr712 said on May 13, 2008....
    i m  g  t  i  g    e  l  y    o  f  s  d
     '       e t  n    r  a  l    c  n  u  e !
  • pickersplock said on May 13, 2008....
    Im ______________________con___ta__________gious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • wombat said on May 13, 2008....
    Quit sneezing on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • pickersplock said on May 13, 2008....
    _____________________________________________________________
    _____________________________________
    _____________________________________and this really sucks big time!!! 
     
    Oops, sorry.
  • Twylarants said on May 13, 2008....
    pickers flatlined oh no get help 
  • pickersplock said on May 13, 2008....
    Now Twyla's lost her punctuation!  It's an epidemic...................hey, what the......?
  • soaringraven said on May 13, 2008....

    t lst shs bng bld bt t!

    srng

  • pickersplock said on May 13, 2008....
    That's easy for you to say...........it's like I'm hiccuping bold!
  • Twylarants said on May 13, 2008....
    Damn! I wish I'd taken another year of Novowellian! All I remember is V n  V d  V c.
  • pickersplock said on May 14, 2008....
    I onderway if there is any edicationmay for this oblempray?
  • quietone said on May 14, 2008....
    well I ancay asay you ain't ormalnay!!!! LOLFOF
  • exhibit_c said on May 14, 2008....
    I
    think
    it
    may
    be
    the
    work
    of
    the
    right
    wing.
  • D6fer said on May 18, 2008....
    so are you saying you missed your period? :p
  • pickersplock said on May 19, 2008....
    I'm not saying anything of the kind, Sir!
    So boo!  I got all my punctuation back anyway, so there! Thbbbbbbbbbbb!

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