Here are some random thoughts going through my head right now:
My desk is getting out of control messy...I should probably clean it off, but what if I find more work hidden under this pile? At least if it's messy I can legitimately say I didn't realize I had anything to do....
I drank an energy drink this morning in effort to feel hyper and ready to tackle my day. It made me sleepy. I wanted to take a nap after downing an industrial sized can of Rockstar. Am I some sort of mutant?
This girl at work had a hot date last night with a guy she's been lusting after forever. They've gone out a few times and last night was supposed to be THE night. You know what I mean. She was getting some sex. And then he just fell asleep before anything happened. They weren't even drinking. What's wrong with that guy?? He sent her a text that said, "last night was the best time ever" Maybe he dreamt about the sex and doesn't realize it didn't really happen?
I'd really like a candy bar right now...
I dreamt about eating chicken last night. And when I bit into it, it was raw in the middle. That was gross.
I have no more random thoughts now. My mind is empty. But at least I used up a post!
evil_twin posted on May 08, 2008
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pickersplock said on May 08, 2008....
That was great ET! Haha! and LOL, and all that stuff! -
PAPERBACKWRITER said on May 08, 2008....
Golly! I´m giggling across the ocean . . .specially over the (counting...) 4th paragraph!
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uniquely-ironic said on May 08, 2008....
Great! Now I want a candy bar too!! Geez!How do you know so much about this coworkers date? -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 08, 2008....
Man, I'd be afraid to blog my random-assed thoughts! :-D Yours are entertaining though.
That's gross about the chicken dream, pretty funny about the girl who didn't get any, and not too surprising about the energy drink, although I do think it puts you in the minority there!
~Infernal
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evil_twin said on May 08, 2008....
pickers--Glad you liked it!
paper--I'm happy I made you laugh :-)
uniquely--I know everything about everyone because I'm the guy people come spill their guts to whenever I walk in the break room! She wanted a man's opinion on whether it was normal for a guy to fall asleep when he knew he was about to get lucky. My answer: No. Not unless he hadn't slept in a couple of days or took a tranquilizer.
Infernal--These were just the random thoughts that were shareable....the rest, I'll just keep to myself! And I know I'm a freak about the energy drink stuff huh?
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uniquely-ironic said on May 08, 2008....
Oy! the burden of being approachable. That is really weird about falling asleep. Almost as if he was not as excited about the whole thing as she was.He's not a narcoleptic is he? -
wombat said on May 08, 2008....
Sending you a virtual Snickers....Hey, I finally cleaned my desk area and I felt much better afterwards...so get to it! I laughed at the raw chicken dream. I just threw out two pork chops that looked too pink in the middle for my tastes. But why would you dream of undone chicken? That's funny. -
evil_twin said on May 08, 2008....
uniquely--I don't think the guy is narcoleptic, but you never know. That would suck if he was! I didn't find it normal at all that two people who have been dating awhile and looking forward to the big MOMENT, and the dude would fall asleep. It's not like they've been married for 30 years!
wombat--I have no idea why I dreamt of raw chicken. I was mad though because it tasted so good until I bit into the middle and it was all pink and raw. Yuck! I'll clean my desk sometime....but not now cause I'm going home!
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dailyachesandpains said on May 08, 2008....
Holy GROSNESS on the RAW chicken last night! I seriously felt bile come up my throat a little bit in a burp while reading that part. -
Twylarants said on May 08, 2008....
You are a random riot, ET.
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queenparanoia said on May 09, 2008....
yeah i want a cany bar too... =)
really they didnt have sex??? bummer for the girl... =)
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diabolicdame said on May 09, 2008....
He fell asleep? Ah.. what a let down for her!
I drank a can of 'red bull' one time to help me stay up in exams.. I ended up sleeping ten hours straight! Wanna start a mutant army? I'm sure there's more of 'us' out there! haha.. ;-)
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silverwhisper said on May 10, 2008....
dude, WTF was up with that guy your coworker went on a date with--seriously, he fell asleep and sent her that text?! what a maroon!
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