Remember Eddie? From Gunga Din?
You know, the Kipling poem?
He showed up here tonight, quite inebriated, and demanded to speak with me!
As you can imagine, that didn't go over too well with Hamlet.
They are currently dueling in the foyer.
I tried to break it up by smashing a champagne bottle over Eddie's head,
but I just couldn't bring myself to waste perfectly nice champagne which was chilled to perfection!
So here I sit. I'm on my third glass.
It's actually quite entertaining.
Every once in a while when Eddie stops for a breather, Hamlet breaks into another
soliloquy, and then it gets rather dull, but other than that, it's most exciting!
I be back tomorrow to let you know who won!
