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There is a line in Steel Magnolias that goes something like, "Nice?  I'm nice -- I've just been in a bad mood for thirty years!" 
 
I didn't used to be so crabby.  Honest.  I knew how to be nice.  I still know how to be nice.  Trouble is, nowadays, I just don't give a rat's patootie whether I am or not.   Whatever hormone menopause dried up must be the one that makes you want to be nice, because I am fresh out of nice.  I see myself becoming a dried up old crone that scares all the little kids in the neighborhood.
 
I can't sleep.  I feel very anxious with no specific reason that I can see.  I have a lot to do tomorrow and I already know I'm going to be tired and short tempered. 
 
This is a rotten weekend for this to happen.  I have to be "on" all weekend (my SIL is visiting), when all I want to do is put loud, angry music on the headphones and lock myself in my room.  mrMimi is asking, "why can't you be more social with my family?"  Oh honey.  I don't really think you want me to answer that one.
 
I don't want to say more.  It could get pretty ugly.  Marriage is just such a gigantic pain in the ass sometimes.
 
Oh yeah.  One more thing.  If I ever decide to redecorate again, kindly push me off a cliff.


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  • Lucytorial said on Apr 27, 2008....
    Ahhh fuck it! we'll both jump off together then, I actually like your grumpy assed usual self but then its a side I don't let out often... good learning ground here Miss.

    SIL??? try an old ugly and bully boy BIL.. fucker I wish I could just slap him stupid sometimes...... anyway I understand, you can be as grumpy as you want... let me go find some angry loud music for ya!
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 27, 2008....

    Here ya go honey, go lock yourself in that room with this little baby!


  • MissMimi said on Apr 27, 2008....
    LOL  Thanks Luce!  Just please God, not the masterpiece you sent me the other night!  LOL
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 27, 2008....
    I would never torture a friend twice unless I felt like being a bitch of course, a grumpy bitch but not tonight....

    its pretty grungy music hey??? nothing I'd listen to but you know it was good to jump about a bit too... tee heheee
  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 27, 2008....
    I TOTALLY feel your pain! ! !  Especially with the in-laws.  It SUCKS when Mr. Daily goes MUTE and everyone just looks around and that awkward feeling SUCKS!
     
    Nobody can ask me to make plans for the next day...I stay up ALLLL night (kind of like right now, almost 5 AM).  My mind doesn't stop thinking of what will put me and panic if I HAVE to do something. 
     
    I pray you make it through the in-laws.
    {{{HUGS}}}
    Daily
  • diabolicdame said on Apr 27, 2008....
    Oh I so get it! Some days I just simply cannot be bothered to act nice. I wouldn't want to have guests over on those days either! All the best for the weekend..  :-)
  • crybabylu said on Apr 27, 2008....
    My thoughts are with you, MissMimi....((( hugs )))
  • quietone said on Apr 27, 2008....
    play fair... get that bat out!!  Or like in the movie Fried Green Tomatoes.... tawanda!!! I can relate and I don't even have a husband!
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Apr 27, 2008....
    i think that is what i would call anxiety... you feel anxious to get it over it LOL!!!!
  • botoni said on Apr 27, 2008....
    MissMimiMeany....(for today only). I fully relate to the lets not ever ever redecorate/renovate/remodel/rejuvenate/regurgitate/etc. Strange how those things can turn a perfectly lovable and sane person into the Ogre from Okenofee (OFO). Lets dawn our racing togs and just leave the whole scene behind. MimiOsos in Mexico?
  • froggie_51 said on Apr 27, 2008....
    MissMimi: Hmmm... are we related in any way?
  • froggie_51 said on Apr 27, 2008....
    botoni: Are you on drugs? or is this a language we've yet to learn?
  • skald said on Apr 27, 2008....
    Mimi ((((((((((((((((((((((Hugs)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  • mobil said on Apr 27, 2008....

    Have you tried any of the bitch medications on the market Mimi? Jose Cuervo comes to mind, drink it down with a little salt and lime.

    Will either fix you up good or turn you into a clawing, rutting, miserable bitch. haha................Good luck with it Mimi.

  • wishyouwerehere said on Apr 27, 2008....
    Sometimes Bitch is underrated, Ms. Mimi - sounds as though you've been provoked.  Release your inner monster, my dear!
  • Mamie said on Apr 27, 2008....
    ugh, don't even get me started!!
  • wombat said on Apr 27, 2008....
    When I'm not "up to being socially nice" I just get a headache.  I mean, at least that's what I tell them....Ha. 
  • pickersplock said on Apr 27, 2008....
    Haha, I don't give a rat's patootie either, MissMimi! LOL
  • wakingharmony said on Apr 27, 2008....
    Hi There MM Missed you Any way you are feeling ......And hey everyone has a right to have those moods! Better to get it out than to have it eat you up inside. ((((((((((((((((((((((MissMimi))))))))))))))))))))))))
  • gingersoul said on Apr 27, 2008....

    Oh yes.....one word only......TAWANDA!!!!!!!

    Grab a hammer and knock that wall down, Mimi.....i might even come to help you....{{hugs}}

     

  • Eilan said on Apr 27, 2008....
    I'll see your bitch and raise you a judgmental cunt.  ;)
  • LtCmdrWorf1 said on Apr 27, 2008....
    HAHAHA, I'm Sorry.  I don't know what it is with you ladies today. I know that what you're going through is not funny, or at least it wasn't at the time.  Mimi, you and wish have written two of the funniest posts I have read today.  While both of you talk about some serious insensitivity toward women you do it in such a humorous way that I can't help but laugh.  At least this time I didn't have tea in my mouth.:)  Oh, and Ginger I loved "Fried Green Tomatoes" too;)   Peace and Long Life

    Love Worf

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  • CreativeWoman said on Apr 27, 2008....
    I hope it went ok, Mimi.  I can relate to both in-laws and husbands.  Makes me shudder.

    ((((Hugs))))

    CW
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 28, 2008....
    i hope the weekend went well, mimi.

    [hug]

    ed
  • queenparanoia said on Apr 28, 2008....
    you know what bitch means?!??!?!
    Babe
    In
    Total
    Control of
    Herself
     
    so be proud being a bitch... =)
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Apr 28, 2008....
    What's up with the ladies and their dissatisfying unions?? Are you guys feeding off of each other?
     
    I'd be interested in seeing you try this exercise: write a post putting yourself in your husband's head and articulate what you think HIS take is on the marriage? Where do you think he's coming from in his assessments of your reactions / interactions with him?
     
     
  • Keynajo said on May 03, 2008....
    ooh moon.....you better be careful...you are treading where no man should go....I am fearful for U
  • mOOn_platOOn said on May 05, 2008....
    ...looking over shoulder...
     
    challenge ignored?

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