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Ladies, here's a shocking experiment you can try that will convince you never to "ride" your man again.  Lie flat on your back and hold a mirror over your face.  Notice how young and beautiful you look... how well-defined your bone structure is and how marvelously free of wrinkles your skin is.  Now.  Sit up and put the mirror on your lap.  Look down at it.  Really tip your head over so that it is parallel with the mirror.  Even tip your forehead a little further down.  Yikes!  Now you know what you'll look like when you're in your 70's or 80's! 

Moral of the story:  Always take it lying down and with a smile on your face.  :)


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  • moonriver said on Apr 26, 2008....
    I'm no woman, but what the heck...I'm frowning as I write these lines.

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

    No. Actually, I'm grinning from ear to ear, knowing that you're blogging again ... :-)


  • phoeby said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Lmao! that's quite horrifying! thanks for the heads up!
  • diabolicdame said on Apr 26, 2008....
    I'm scared to even try this! lol..
  • lfbno7 said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Hey. You get on top.
  • Me-Myself&I said on Apr 26, 2008....

     Hello! it is so nice to see you up and going on here! *smile* i hope all is good, even the sex.*smile*

     

  • skald said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Kruu good to see you again. Been missing you. 
  • botoni said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Thanks Kruu! Not for the advice. Which I probably dont need but for showing up! I miss you almost as much as I miss me.
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 26, 2008....
    kruu, great to see you again!

    i should point out that women are invariably more critical of their appearance than men are. :>

    ed
  • secretlife said on Apr 26, 2008....
    good to see you kru...
    forget that mirror trick...who cares what we're gonna look like when we're 70 or 80 anyway???
     
    probably they'll have some kind of youth spa by then anyway...check in for the weekend looking 75, check out monday morning looking 50!
  • pickersplock said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Hi, Kru!  It's really great to see you're back!
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Apr 26, 2008....
    It's kruu!

    ((((massive hugs))))

    It's so good to see you here! :)

    ~Infernal
  • Battycat said on Apr 26, 2008....
    LOL, how have you been?
  • lfbno7 said on Apr 26, 2008....
    yeah, silver got it right. just do it, stupid. i love being helpless and used.
  • pickersplock said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Are you still following me around Leafblower? 
  • Twylarants said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Hi Kru! I've tried the mirror face-lift...it's freaky, but so true.
    Unfortunately, being on the bottom keeps your face from falling but not your boobs.
  • gingersoul said on Apr 26, 2008....

    Kruu...darn it, woman....i was worried for you and you were busy riding the boys.....LOL..

    Good for you.....but next time...forget the mirror....focus on your lover....be lost ....;-)

  • Never_Mind_The_Quality said on Apr 26, 2008....

    Okay, here we gooo...

    Hai Kruuuuu, great to see you again!

    Did you know that gravity is the cause of that?
    We live in an eviroment of 1 G.
    Ever thought of doing it in space?
    There is no gravity there
    You can ride as long as you want.
    Or.....
    In a plane, pulling  4 G's!!! think of how your face looks then! Hihi.
    It'll be 4 times as heavy as normal. Whoooooooh.

    I'm in a bit of a mood because Jo and I miss each other and we were
    chatting about it too. With luck she'll be here next week!!
    We'll celebrate "Koninginne dag"  The Queens Birthday.

    And celebrate we will.

    Google it and see how orange we are.



    Lovely to see you dear Kruu! ;-))

  • wakingharmony said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Hey Kruu~ Looks like you been out to  Out here in Texas It's "Save A Horse A Ride A Cowboy!" I remember that thing about looking young on your back...but after the Wonder Bra Comes Off They wonder where your boobs went.  And when your on top they are usually so involved they don't see straight anyway ....just put your boobs over their eyes and they only see stars***** hehe nice to see you kiddo.

  • Lucytorial said on Apr 26, 2008....
    I just close my eyes Kruu and hope he has his closed as well!
  • mobil said on Apr 26, 2008....

    So you finally get laid and what do you do? Look in the mirror while screwing the guy?

    Six months you're gone, six months and not even a note, throw the damn mirror out and find that guy again. Throw a good fuck into him, top, bottom and side to side haha.

    WELCOME HOME KRU !

  • destinydiva said on Apr 26, 2008....
    lol!!!  I discovered that the angle a photograph was taken at ..made all the dirrerence when I was about 9 years old..(I was obsessed :-)
    and I will admit, that to this day...  the thought hits me when I'm on top ...  always!! even if only for a second...
    I get so carried away in the moment that the thought doesnt stay with me for long...but its always there :-) xx

    ps...  I actually thought at one point, maybe I was just
     being paranoid... and I made my own theory that we cant look worse from 'up top' cus most men prefer us in that position...  (I am sooo gullible!! ... I can even sucessfully kid myself!!!  :-)

    pps  ..where ya been????   I really missed your posts...especially the long ones that I a;ways save for when I am tucked up in bed and in the mood for a really interesting good read :-) ... (I love your long posts)   :-) I kept checking to see if you had posted.. 







     

  • sweet_cookie01 said on Apr 26, 2008....
    oh my... i just realized this... but still i like being in control ha ha ha....
  • Jenna said on Apr 26, 2008....

    kruu...so good to see you here again.....and I know the next time I am doing you know what...this mirror thing is going to pop into my head.....lol

    Hope you are well!

  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 26, 2008....
    LOL!
     
    I haven't seen you in SO long!!!!  How the heck are you?!
    {{{HUGS}}}
    Daily
  • kruuyai said on Apr 27, 2008....
    muun:  Out of the "game"

    phoeby:  Ha ha... very punny!  :)

    diabolic:  Go ahead... give it a try.  If looking down scares you, just look up again afterward, and you'll feel great!  I've been sitting around with my mirror all day.  :)

    7:  Ha!  You're soooooooooooo vain... lol, you're just worried about what you'll look like.  :)

    MM&I:  Everything is okay, but the sex is non-existent... I'm practicing with my mirror, though... just in case.    Nice to see you, too.  :)

    skald:  How're things in the land of fire and ice?

    botoni:  Now there's a trick!  How do you go about missing yourself?  But you know.... I miss you, too.  I could go for a big ole botoni bear hug right about now.  :)

    ed:  That's for damn sure, and thank god for that small blessing!

    secret:  Hey you!  :)  Sure, sure, but it's not about worrying what you'll look like when you're 70 or 80.  It's about avoiding looking like you're 70 or 80 when you haven't even hit 50 yet!  lol

    pickers:  You too!  I think I owe you a PM.  Coming up soon.  :)

    infernal:  Thanks, I needed that!  {{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} to you too.

    Batty:  Oh, you know.... up and down.  How about you?

    7#2:  So, you're saying that I should just take charge?

    Twyla:  So true, and that's one of the great advantages of being small chested in the first place.  The girls may flatten out a bit, but they can still stand at attention even on terra firma.  :)

    ginger:  Alas, there has been no ridin' ...  but things are a-startin' to look up, ma'am.

    NMTQ:  Of course I knew it was gravity... I wasn't born yesterday, whippersnapper... lol... if I were, then I wouldn't need to play these tricks with my mirror.  :)  You and Joanna have a lovely Queen's Day.  Give her a hug for me. 

    waking:  lol... if I put "my" boobs in there face, they'd still have a clear shot of the ceiling, but hey, at least they won't be looking at my drooping jowls.  :)

    Lucy:  I suppose that's one solution, but I really like to maintain eye contact most of the time.  That's the biggest turn on for me.  Of course, if you're really looking into each other's eyes, there's a lot of other stuff that can go unnoticed.  :)

    mobil: I think I missed you most of all.... seriously.  But it hasn't been six months, silly.  And I don't know why everyone assumes I got laid.  I just happened to look at myself in a hand held mirror and got the fright of my life.  Then, I wondered why I never looked that bad in the bathroom mirror.  So I experimented with angles, and oila!  I discovered the secret... and I've been on my back ever since.  But without the guy.  I must be really lacking in creativity.  How do you fuck someone from side to side?   lol

    destiny:  Yeah, I have a feeling it's usually not our faces that they're looking at at that point anyway.  :)  How ya been?  Maybe I'll have some long posts coming up.  I don't know.  If people don't comment to let me know that they've actually read what I wrote, I assume that all the views are "drive-bys"  (you know, click.. damn, what a long post... I'm outta here).  But the image I have of you curled up with your laptop has warmed me up to the idea, so you never know.  I've certainly no lack of stories to tell lately.  :)

    sweet_cookie:  Good for you!  :)

    Jenna:  lol... gee, now I feel guilty.  I hope I haven't ruined sex for you.  :)

    daily:  Oh, daily, daily, daily... I think I could write a daily novel and still not completely answer that question.  We really must tawk.  :)  {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


  • lfbno7 said on Apr 27, 2008....
    That's funny, the thought that in the middle of sex a guy would worry what he looks like. Ummm, no. And yes, I think you oughta just take charge and treat men like the slave dogs they were born to be.
  • moonriver said on Apr 27, 2008....
    kruu -- nevertheless, my friend, i'm still very happy to see you blogging here again.

  • queenparanoia said on Apr 27, 2008....
    ahahahahah very funny kruu!!! yaya youre blogging again!!! =)
  • wakingharmony said on Apr 27, 2008....
    Kruu you are such a special soul I don't think a "Real Man" would see anything but beauty and get lost in the wonder of you! Love ya hon its so nice to be back with Special Souls Such as yourself. ((((((((((((((((((((BIG)))))))))))))))))))
  • kruuyai said on Apr 28, 2008....
    7:  You know, you guys are always giving me advice like that, but I have a feeling that if I really got bold and grabbed some guy and tried to have my way with him, it wouldn't go as smoothly as you all imply.  Is that really a guy's fantasy, or do they prefer to be in charge?

    queen:  Great to see you again!

    waking:  Thank you.  It's hard to take in, but you have no idea how much I needed to hear that.  {{{{{{{{{{waking}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 28, 2008....
    Its true, as I age my hubby thinks I look better, the last thing on his mind when we make love is checking out how far my boobs bob, or how saggy my gut is, or if there is a little more cellulite on my ass.. and yes when you are looking into your lovers eyes I don't think he will be seeing much else but your beauty, he'll be thinking holy shit I'm lucky!
  • kruuyai said on Apr 28, 2008....
    Lucy:  I'm sure that's true in a long term relationship or for two new lovers who have already fallen in love with each other, but for the occasional booty call, I'm not so sure.  ;-)
  • anonymous said on Apr 29, 2008....
    Nah, they're not lookin' at your face, they're watching your boobies bounce :)
  • ShowingJ said on May 02, 2008....
    In one of my IM sex adventures, I was on top, but I faced the other way, so it didn't matter what my face looked like!
  • kruuyai said on May 04, 2008....
    anon:  duh

    ShowingJ:  What's an IM sex adventure?
  • kruuyai said on May 04, 2008....
    2008b 2

    Okay everyone...  get ready... this is a fine example of a gravity face-lift... looking up!


  • kruuyai said on May 04, 2008....
    And now.... this is only for the strong of heart.... I repeat... if you have a serious heart condition or are prone to fainting or swooning, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!

























































































































  • kruuyai said on May 04, 2008....
    2008b 10

    Looking down!   Eeeeks!


  • kruuyai said on May 04, 2008....
    Okay.... any of the rest of you brave enough to do the same?  

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