quietone posted on Apr 25, 2008
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| Tags: spiders, life, ewe, Whimp, bugs
I was outside earlier cleaning up some old leaf piles and taking them off to the dump. Hey, my yard is starting to look pretty good I think. A little bit each day and soon... ah, yes soon I will have to start mowing the lawn.. yes as soon as tomorrow. I have never mowed my lawn in April inVermont..
Well, after getting the yard work done for the day, I came in and got on here to look around. I am doing my thing commenting etc.. then I see something out of the top of my eyes... I think its just a piece of hair or someting.. so I pay it no mind for a second and keep typing.. then I see it again.. ewe.. what the hell is that??? OMG.... its a spider......
No it wasn't some huge spider that was to eat me up.. but OMG I hate hate spiders!! That is an understatement to say the least. So I grab at my hair and hope for the best.. and there it goes flying by its little web to my keyboard now... right on the "p" key. I try to brush is off and it falls into the crack between the keys.. down there in the dark with all those crumbs from earlier snack and stuff... Oh, I hope its DEAD! I keep an eye on that area of the keyboard and feel its safe to go back to typing after I hit that "p" key a few times figuring I must have squashed that thing by now.
But.... lo and behold.. there it is making a beline to get off the keys.. Ah HA..... got ya you little spider crawlie thing... your dead now and history as it flick it to the floor in a curled up ball...
The only good spider is a dead spider I say. Now I sit here and can feel all kinds of crawly things in my hair... I hate that when that happens. I hope he didn't have any relatives that joined him while I was outside doing my yardwork!