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You touched my heart, deeper than I,my body will bedazzle you.

 

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Lets explore together. CUM a nd try me and have the time of your LIFE.,Knowing that I could never find that feeling,i would lick your balls and cock.

 

This was in my email box. Now, if someone finds my balls and cock let me know...I want to take up this offer but, I have seemed to have lost the essentials. It was the play on words with CUM...so original. It had me drooling!



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  • uniquely-ironic said on Apr 24, 2008....
    Apparently the penis snatchers got your balls and cock.
  • vacantmind said on Apr 24, 2008....

    u-i...I just got an email on that too!

  • diabolicdame said on Apr 24, 2008....
    Hahahahahaha.. your ball and cock? lol.. hahahaha.. you must be so tempted, righ? lol
  • vacantmind said on Apr 24, 2008....
    dd...you know I copied and pasted this directly from my email..and that is exactly how it looked. You would think they would at least take the time to fix all the errors! But, it shows the wrote it in haste...they must really want my balls and cock! Where are those things?
  • Eilan said on Apr 24, 2008....
    u-i took the words right out of my mouth!  Or right off my fingers?  Or however it works in Cyberworld.

    It's really tactless of the spammers to send you an email like that when you've apparently been victimized by a black-magic penis-snatcher!
  • vacantmind said on Apr 24, 2008....

    Eilan...Exactly, they are just rubbing salt in the wound.

    I received that exact email today about black-magic penis-snatchers. I think they send it out to all their victims. I bet you are missing your balls and cock too!

  • Eilan said on Apr 24, 2008....
    *looks down*

    Oh, shit. . .
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 24, 2008....
    bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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