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I live in a neighborhood where the houses are on 1-1.5 acre lots.
We're not too close together, but still we can see our neighbors.
 
When we came here, we noticed nobody had fences.  For dogs people use invisible fencing-
 
So everyone's yard runs into everyone elses' yard......your view is as far as the eye can go-
 
And when you're new to a neighborhood, you want to fit in-  you want to respect what was there before you, so you try to do what the rest do.
 
I kept a really UGLY apple tree in my yard for the first 5 years because the retired man behind me told me it was the only one left and that this whole neighborhood used to be nothing but apple orchards-
 
Finally I had to remove it because i was afraid it would fall on the house-
 
Anyway, I have really nice neighbors-
 
The couple next door to me are our age with two kids- one just started college this year, and his daughter is my daughter's age.
 
Tim and Patty have always been friendly to us, and although we don't socialize much with them, they've been unobstrusive neighbors....
 
But there is one thing (isn't there always?) that makes me a little bit nuts-
 
They're completely anal about their yard-
 
By that I mean they were outside last Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, the entire days raking and edging and cleaning out all of their beds.  They re-mulched EVERYTHING!!!! 
It looks PERFECT!!!!
 
Do you know how hard it is to keep up with that???
 
I watch them and get exhausted!
 
There's not a dandilion on their grass, compared with my lawn, that seems to have been taken over by the blasted things!!!
 
Tim mows his lawn so that there's a DESIGN in it!!!
I'm not kidding-
Round and round he goes-  every single blade perfect.
 
My husband opened the shed doors on Monday, telling me he's thinking about cutting the grass this week....
 
So here I am, 4/24, looking at their perfect grass and perfect beds and comparing them to my own, which are SORELY in need of some TLC, and thinking........how the hell am i gonna get my yard into shape this weekend????
 
Meantime, I guarantee he'll be outside Saturday at 6am re-sealing his deck.  He does this like clockwork every year, the weekend after he does the initial yard work...
 
And then the weekend after that, he'll be out with his ladder, touching up all of the paint on his shutters....(whether they need it or not)-
 
By then all of his perennials will begin the dance of blooming- which they do until fall....he's got it all planned so that things bloom one after the other all season long.
 
Ok, i'll admit that having them as neighbors does motivate me to keep up our outside-
but does he have to make it look so good????  Gosh he puts us to SHAME!!!!
 


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  • mobil said on Apr 24, 2008....
    You fell into the neighborhood trap, the " I can do it too mode". This fucker Tim, he's nuts, obsessed with grass and paint. I'll bet the guy wouldn't know a good time if it bit him on the ass.
     
    Don't do it SL, blow your leaves into his yard and make sure he sees you doing it. Wear a bathroom all over outside and cuss loudly while walking through you foot tall and dying grass. It's a trap and an ugly one, let those clowns obsess over their yards, decks and shutters. Fuck em.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Apr 24, 2008....
    Aren't you glad you have more of a life than yardwork? :)
     
    Chances are that this is their stress relief activity.  I wouldn't let it unduly influence how you keep your yard.  As long as your's fits in with the neighborhood you have nothing to worry about.
  • quietone said on Apr 24, 2008....
    I think that is totally awesome of your neighbor!!  I love to see a close to perfect yard all tiddy and trimmed.  maybe the neighbors actaully "enjoy" this kind of thing  and to him this IS a good time?... .  (my lawn doesn't have dandilions either) 
     
  • secretlife said on Apr 24, 2008....
    oh mobil i'm so in that trap!!!!  i can't stand to be around such perfection without at least giving it my best shot!!!!  my husband draws the line on lawn art.  that drives him really nuts!  i mean they mow every saturday, and then remow a couple times during the week to keep the design....
    it looks great......but oh man it's a ton of work!
     
    btw, i never go outside in my bathrobe.  lol...i just never do.  i have seen Patty in hers a few times.  She goes out to her back yard in the mornings early with the dog, and without fences, you just wave and smile.
     
    ui:  honestly?  i wish i had the time to keep my yard up the way they do!  we have so many things that need to be done....i was thinking about touching up my own shutters and the trim around the front entrance this year.  But then i have my husband re-doing the bathroom downstairs, and there are just so many hours in a weekend.
     
    but honest, i'm going to take a few hours off tomorrow, and instead of getting my hair cut, i'm going to get working on the mulching.  plus i still have places where i haven't raked up the leaves that collected from the winter!!!
     
    quiet:  oh i know Tim LOVES keeping up his yard.  He loves it.  And it shows....He's a wonderful flower gardener, and has taught me most of what i know about perennials.
    i'm just jealous they have the time and energy to do it i guess.
     
    My husband just did scotts step one this past weekend.  He won't get to weed/feed til next one-
    so i'm resigned about the dandilions and going to try to motivate myself to do a little edging and mulching this one.
     
     
     
     
  • queenparanoia said on Apr 24, 2008....
    waahahahha i wonder who tagged fuck tim... (pointing at mobil) hehehehe but honestly it's irratating isn't it? well i just hope you dont get tired getting keeping up with them... =)
  • vacantmind said on Apr 24, 2008....

    I have that neighbor...he lives across the street from me. Every night after work...he is in his yard. All weekend he is in his yard. I look across the street and see this perfect lawn and the house next to him is trying to keep up. I just threw my hands up the first year I moved here and said "I can't do this." Besides, I see more of his lawn than I do my own. It is the view from my bedroom. I think I appreciate it more because I didn't have to do anything to have that view.

    I will remove all the dead leaves from the winter and mow my lawn. That's it. My flower beds have beautiful dandelions blooming all over. That's as close to a flower as I am going to get.

  • secretlife said on Apr 24, 2008....
    queenie:  that mobil is a prankster....
    vacant:  lol...do we ALL have to have these neighbors???
  • mobil said on Apr 24, 2008....
    No we don't SL, I know allot of folks without neighbors. That's not completely true, they consider anyone within 20 miles of them neighbors, but no waving from the yard haha.
  • diabolicdame said on Apr 24, 2008....
    Oh don't bother about keeping up with Tim!! Nobody ever could! The guy sounds like he's really obsessive compulsive about his yard. Be proud of your messy yard! Flaunt it I say. I bet it'll make Tim twitch. haha.. Maybe then he'd even do up your yard for you! haha..    ;-)
  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 24, 2008....
    LMAO!  I'm SO sorry!  I am totally cracking up here!
    Mr. Daily is THAT neighbor!  I'm pretty sure I told you that before.  He was mulching and raking and digging and...who the "F" knows what else while I was laughing my ass off as the rain started to soak him and he kept on working.  This is two weekends ago now.  I had my window open a crack and he yells in "Daily, can you look up what the bag looks like on Scott's Step 1?"  Sadly, he wasn't kidding. 
     
    In all honesty, I think he tries to show the "rich" neighbors that hire landscapers to do all their work, that they're paying them to cut their grass only.  Their lawns look like hell and they pay for that.  They just blow the leaves and cut the grass.  Mind you, they all come here and ask how WE have green grass and THEY don't and that THEY PAY for it and we don't!  PFFFT!  We pay for it, in many ways...trust me.
     
    Oh yeah, and they (him and Dad) have the Fenway lawn book.  NOT KIDDING!
     
    Hey Secret, didn't know we were your neighbors! LMAO!
     
    Daily
  • quietone said on Apr 24, 2008....
    "Tim the dandy man neighbor"  LOL  I just saw 3 dandy..lions on my lawn... gerrr... I will get them this weekend.  I already weeded and feeded... LOL  Now I have to mow already.  Nice "tag" mobil ~
  • secretlife said on Apr 24, 2008....
    mobil:  nothing  like a nice long distance neighbor.......no worries about who sees you in your bathrobe or without it in that case, huh?
     
    diabolic:  oh no, believe me he has his hands full with his own yard.  my husband and son are in mine right now throwing a football....ignoring the dandilions...lol
     
    daily:  LOL......you did tell me about your husband and his lawn...i think i posted about my husband's mom getting his that lawn secrets book for his birthday last year...you know, the one that talks about using beer as the best lawn fertilizer? 
     
    alot of the people here use those landscaping services and they don't do the best job but it sure must be nice to leave it to someone else to do that stuff.  my husband keeps telling me we need to hire people.
     
    so tell me, does mr d do the designs when he cuts the grass?
     
    anyway, nice to meet ya neighbor!
     
     
    quiet:  3 huh?  LOL  i remember many days chasing the new ones that seem to pop up like magic over night.  go git em girl!
  • diabolicdame said on Apr 24, 2008....
    Haha.. Football beats dandelions any day SL! Absolutely! ;-)
  • Mamie said on Apr 24, 2008....
    well if I lived there, you would feel much, much better! I only do gardening as a stress thing and I have been feeling pretty good lately...actually I felt good last year too. Oh well!
  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 24, 2008....
    LOL...My Dad is the big designer over Mr. D.  They have the same lot sizes in their neighborhood as you do.  We're in an OLD historic neighborhood and I think he's just about given up on the patterns because our lot isn't big enough.  The neighbor's in the mansions have asked Mr. D. to start his own business!  BAH-hahaha!  I'm NOT having it.  They may be rich but it's only because they're SOOO cheap!  It takes Mr. D. HOURS on end to do our yard that's half the size of their yards.  I get so irate when he's out there that I think my blood is boiling. 
     
    He came in earlier and mentioned that "Our lawn's been green all winter.  Their lawns are all brown....you know if they don't rake it first and put down Step 1 they're going to be complaining about their crappy landscaper!"  Now I'm going to be talking lawns, flowers, trees and mulch until October at least!  The landscapers haven't done anything yet.  Tehehehe!  I wonder if they all fired them.  God I pray that they did because they come at the crack of dawn with their gas powered everything and wake me up!
     
    I think my Dad's doing diamonds for his first pattern of the year.  He was thinking the circles, but thinks it'll be bad luck if he changes his plan now, lol!
     
    Sorry for the novel! LOL!
  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 25, 2008....
    FRIGGIN' JINX OF ALL JINXING!!!!
    GUESS what woke me up this morning...the g'damn landscapers!
    WTF!
     
    LOL!
  • CayenneMan said on Apr 26, 2008....
         I do believe I know the type I had them as neighbors years ago . They start putting up their Christmas display in june ... I agree with mobil.
  • dyingman said 10 days ago....
    Pathetic.
    Sounds like a terribly boring life.

    My car is dirty, my house is a mess, and my yard is a sty.
    My kids are happy and smart.  We take trips.  Dyingwife and I are community volunteers.

    If I took care of my STUFF, I couldn't take care of my PEOPLE.
    SHOULD you envy him, Secret?


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