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Buzz Off! Take a Hike! Get Lost!

MissMimi posted on Apr 22, 2008 | views: 662 | Tags: language, expressions, creativity, colloquisms
D6fer's post about potty mouths got me to thinking about the many ways to creatively say, go away, or too bad, and so on.
 
Twylarants said she says, 'go piss up a rope'.  Mobil says, 'pound salt', as do I. 
 
My list might include:
 
Eat a bug!
Take a long one! (shortened from 'take a long walk off a short pier')
Bend down and kiss it! (referring to my derriere)
Sit on it!
F--- you and the horse you rode in on!
 
I love word play and creative expression.  Feel free to add your favorites.


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  • Twylarants said on Apr 22, 2008....
    Ha ha ha! I get the strangest looks whenever I say "F___ you & the horse you rode in on!"
    I can't remember too many of them:
    "Bite me!"
    "I gotcher (whatever it is they're bitching about) right here!"

    That's it....I'm out. Screw it.


  • uniquely-ironic said on Apr 22, 2008....
    Well, it's been a few years but I used to tell my brother "you're adopted and mom paid us to play with you".
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Apr 22, 2008....
    I like "Kiss my grits" if I'm trying to avoid cursing.

    Also, "tough sh--" has become "tough stuff" around here since little one is old enough to repeat things. ;-) But in general, I'm not too creative. If I'm mad enough to think it, it comes right out in its original form.

    ~Infernal
  • Zayda said on Apr 22, 2008....
    Sh_ has become "Schweet Fancy Moses!" in our house due to little ears.


    Go fly a kite!
  • Me-Myself&I said on Apr 22, 2008....
    I hate to admit it but i'm a bad potty mouth myself given the right moment ....imagine that! I do watch my Ps & Qs around young ones and those who find my potty mouth hurtful. bad me! tis the truth. take care ~see ya
  • Lady_Emma said on Apr 22, 2008....
    I always like to say, "Allez le morceau vous-même!"
  • wishyouwerehere said on Apr 22, 2008....
    Lady Emma's is so much more eloquent, although I have no idea what it means when translated to English!
     
    I have no expression - I generally click my teeth together to let those closest to me know when I have had enough.  It's code for "bite me."
  • botoni said on Apr 22, 2008....
    "Bug off".....which is the shortened form of bugger off, works around here.
    For the select few...."Flap those little fairy wings outta here!"
  • Lady_Emma said on Apr 22, 2008....
    That was French for, go gnaw yourself!
  • crybabylu said on Apr 22, 2008....
    eat boogers! Or is that too mean?
  • Lady_Emma said on Apr 22, 2008....
    I've heard worse, crybabylu!
  • crybabylu said on Apr 22, 2008....

    thanks emma!  I have a good friend named emma, btw,

    Has anyone said, go stuff it!  What does that mean now anyhow.  In by day that meant stuff a sock in your mouth!

  • FUBAR said on Apr 22, 2008....
    I've always enjoyed:
     
    You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.
    Eat shit and bark at the moon.
    Go home, go to sleep, and dream about your life that is such a tradegy.
    Let's pretend I care, nah, fuck off.
    You are a special kind of stupid and need to leave me alone.
     
  • MissMimi said on Apr 22, 2008....
    Stuff it, shove it -- same thing?  Nowadays, I don't think it's one's mouth getting stuffed, if you know what I mean.  ;)
  • destinydiva said on Apr 22, 2008....
    ha!!!  well that pissed on your bonfire!!!!!  :-)

    thats one of my fav's  :-)

    hows you missmimimimimimimimi ? (my head does that when I am typing your name :-)   seems like ages since said hiya (sorry...I have been a crap blogger) 

    hope ya well

    mmmmmmmmmmmwah xxxxxxxxxx


  • bluegum said on Apr 22, 2008....

    one i use a bit ,''take a run and a jump at yourself''.

     

    blue.

  • Lucytorial said on Apr 22, 2008....
    So I see you ate a bowl of stupid this morning?? huh??

    Dip Stick!

    brick short of a load

    Weener

    If you had a brain you'd be dangerous
    get stuffed!

    Wipe your mouth, you have shit dribbling on your chin!
  • petitepapillon said on Apr 23, 2008....
    Haha. In my newspaper lab class, if we curse with the exception of those words that can be said during primetime tv and the exception of production Mondays, we have to pay the pig.
     
    Anyhow, there are days where I get so frustrated at something I'm reading or the lunacy that goes on on our campus that some of those primetime words don't fit. I just have to say f--- this or sh--. But I don't have enough quarters in my purse to pay the pig. So what I do is find words or phrases that allow me to say the word or something close to it.
     
    It's strange and funny, but the best thing I've found to replace sh-- is something one of my staff members said and it's "shitake mushrooms." And with the f-word, being a huge fan of Battlestar Galactica, I tend to say "frak" a lot when I can't say the other word. A close second is "shut the front door."
     
    And now, I think I've said enough. Lol.
  • polarheart said on Apr 23, 2008....
    "Go play in the traffic"
     
    "Your arse in a glass"
     
    (Sorry, not very creative, Meems!)
     
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 23, 2008....
    ohhh your ass is grass! don't know where that came from..

    how about shiza....... or ferk crying out loud! orrrrrrr

    sheets sheets sheets...
  • hotaka said on Apr 23, 2008....
    I couldn't think of any I have heard, so I made one up: "Don't you have a bum to roll or something? Skid Row's that way."
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 23, 2008....
    Sorry but your breath is offensive if you could go wash your ass it would be better...


  • quietone said on Apr 23, 2008....
    go sit on it, or sit and spin  - up your nose with a rubber hose - and what is this one... if you don't like it lump it?  If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.  Eat sh.. and die. 
  • Actorguy said on Apr 23, 2008....

    One I often use at work is:

    You must have me confused with the other dispatcher....the one who gives a shit!

  • secretlife said on Apr 23, 2008....
    we used to say.....hit the back door!
    and then......don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
  • diabolicdame said on Apr 23, 2008....
    As the great Bart Simpson aways says, 'Eat my shorts'!!
  • biglove said on Apr 23, 2008....
    I love Fubar's!! I usually say "beat it" or "piss off".
  • FUBAR said on Apr 23, 2008....

    For those of you that don't have a potty mouth but like faux cursing, try these.

    Farging Icehole

    Basdage

    Sumnabeach

  • hotaka said on Apr 24, 2008....
    Hey, FUBAR! I saw that movie too!
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 24, 2008....
    um...usually, i don't find creative ways to tell someone to piss off. :>

    ed

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