It all started with Drew Carey's list of 101 "My Dick is So Big" jokes that spawned our own original list.
So here it is:
1. My Dick Is So Big I could use a hefty bag for a condom.
2. My Dick Is So Big Hugh Hefner gets dating advice from it.
3. My Dick Is So Big it tells it's wife she's getting fat and she thanks him.
4. My Dick Is So Big it has a fan club.
5. My Dick Is So Big it could destroy Uranus.
6. My Dick Is So Big it casts a shadow on mount Everest.
7. My Dick Is So Big it is the only appendage that can be seen from space.
8. My Dick Is So Big I use the great wall as a scale model.
9. My Dick Is So Big when it went soft in the ocean it caused a tsunami.
10. My Dick Is So Big it's agent has an agent.
11. My Dick Is So Big it goes everywhere with no shirt or shoes.
12. My Dick Is So Big it has the Guinness book of World Records written on it.
13. My Dick Is So Big if you hold your ear up to my pee-hole you'll here the ocean.
14. My Dick Is So Big I got a boner in the Lochness and ended up with my picture in the
paper. (Bob)
15. My Dick Is So Big it blocks the view of the Hubble space telescope.
16. My Dick Is So Big I fell asleep in the yard with a boner and the power company attached wires to it.
17. My Dick Is So Big I could use the equator as a cock-ring.
18. My Dick Is So Big radical Muslims are trying to fly planes into it.
19. My Dick Is So Big I painted the head green with black spots and people thought it was a watermelon.
20. My Dick Is So Big an eagle built a nest in my pee-hole.
21. My Dick Is So Big an astronaut stepped onto it and said "One small step for man one giant dick."
22. My Dick Is So Big midgets painted it yellow and called it the yellow brick road.
23. My Dick Is So Big if it grew a goatee it would look like Roy. (Bob)
24. My Dick Is So Big one of the polar ice caps is on my nuts.
25. My Dick Is So Big it is nicknamed moby, after the whale.
26. My Dick Is So Big I once blew a load and it filled the grand canyon.
27. My Dick Is So Big Japan calls it Godzilla, Italy calls the the leaning tower of penis, and France calls it Eiffel's older brother.
28. My Dick Is So Big the sun revolves around it.
29. My Dick Is So Big the jolly Green Giant built a tree house in it.
30. My Dick Is So Big it makes Mother Teresa wet. (Sam)
31. My Dick Is So Big you can see it, you can hear it, and people talk about it.
32. My Dick Is So Big someone once announced: "The big penis has left the building."
33. My Dick Is So Big it comes with a chimney sweep.
34. My Dick Is So Big if you yelled into my pee-hole it would echo.
35. My Dick Is So Big it gets picked first in gym class.
36. My Dick Is So Big when the President calls he puts him on hold.
37. My Dick Is So Big Willy Wonka stold its nickname, "The Everlasting Gob Stobber."
38. My Dick Is So Big I have to hire a street sweeper to wash my nuts.
39. My Dick Is So Big it needs two seats on a plane.
40. My Dick Is So Big a frozen woolly mammoth was found inside it.
41. My Dick Is So Big it was accused of being the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
42. My Dick Is So Big it drives and rides shotgun.
43. My Dick Is So Big when I was born the Doctor slapped my dick. (Bob)
44. My Dick Is So Big I could use the leftover skin from my circumcision to make a circus tent.
45. My Dick Is So Big Arnold spots him in the weight room.
46. My Dick Is So Big people refer to the middle up to the end as the summit.
47. My Dick Is So Big it has a speed limit.
48. My Dick Is So Big farmers fill it with grain before winter.
49. My Dick Is So Big I had to buy a house with cathedral ceilings to accommodate my morning hard-on.
50. My Dick Is So Big I attached a clock to it and it was mistaken for Big Ben.
51. My Dick Is So Big its morning wood stretches into the afternoon, evening, and into the night.
52. My Dick Is So Big in a thunderstorm it once got struck by lightning. (Kim)
53. My Dick Is So Big it rises in the east and sets in the west.
54. My Dick Is So Big my penis pump is the size of the space shuttle.
55. My Dick Is So Big I am the man from Nantucket.
56. My Dick Is So Big Ron Jeremy gives me dirty looks at gatherings.
Do you have any? If so send them along and we will add them to the list.
