My fellow Americans,
Today I would like to discuss an issue that affects us all. The issue I am referring to is the wonder-bra.
Yes I know many of you have pondered this subject on a daily basis. This issue has struck a blow to the very core of the american belief system. I for one have a strict stance on this issue. I have a no tolerance policy for this product and will continue to stand by my convictions regardless of what that man-hating, evil, power-hungry senator from New York says about it. (Although I admit in her case it couldnt hurt)
America we can no longer stand by while this devilish contraption continues decieving men across our nation everyday. The evil must be destroyed and not permitted to return at any cost. If this means free boob jobs for all flat chested women, then I say we allocate some of the federal defense budget for that purpose. My good buddy GW has even agreed to create a new cabinet position- Secretary of Cleavage, just for ensuring this plan is adhered to. The senate could even create a new special committee for enacting new bills - The Committee on Making American Boobies Funner To Look At. I think Hef should head up this committee as he is the most qualified.
Please call your Congressman. Write your representative. Help me, help America stamp out this travesty. Let's make this nation bustier for real..
(This ad is no way endorsed by Hillary Clinton for President)
(Next we will talk about the American bush woman, she should be extinct by now, yet we still see remants of her kind everywhere)(i.e....Hillary)...yuck
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