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Armour Chilli, NO BEANS!

starchini posted on Apr 15, 2008 | views: 255 | Tags: lunch, Senator, NOWiFEELsick, puke, dogfood, eating, bugs, nasty

Im pathetic.  Seriously though its kinda funny and i have to laugh at my self

Any one ever done any crazy stupid grosse nasty things like this???

Well im at work right now and the guys left on mobiles and im here alone manning the office. 

I realized they took off and didnt feed me.  How rude...

so im twiddling my thumbs around 1pm when my tummy growls...

I decide to call pizza hut but to my shock!  They dont deliver...

I cant leave the office.  What will i do?  Im sooo hungry....

3pm roles around and skipping breakfast is catchin up to me, im famished!

I go the the fridge to find a pack of top ramen, some popcorn, mountain dew and a can of Chili beans w no bean "Armour Chilli, no beans"...hmmm....

I look around for a microwave and cant figure out why we have top ramen and pop corn and NO MICROWAVE.

I go back to my desk respond to some messages from fellow soulcasters when i break...

I go to the fridge and grab the can of chilli beans, no beans.

Can opener in hand and i open it....

It looks like dog food.  Its in solid form...  the fat collected at the top...

It doesnt look good....

I leave it in the can and get out my plastic spoon i found next to the coffee pot.

I scoop out a mouthful and drop the bomb in my mouth..

chew once, eh, chew twice, not bad, chew thrice, its food right?

I continued eating the cold goopy nasty mess until my hunger pain went away. 

It sits on the desk next to me and im disgusted with my self...

I cant BELIEVE i stooped so LOW!  hahaha...

I grab the can and look at the nutritional facts, and now im sad.

I forced my self to eat nasty chilli beans with no beans and discovered i consumed

22 GRAMS OF FAT!!!

340 CALORIES!!!

65 mg of CHOLESTEROL

and ur probably thinking "oh well thats not so bad, how big is the serving?"

TWO TABLESPOONS!!!

OMG!  i wanted to shoot myself in the face talk about wasted calories!

Im so disapointed!

GRRRR!!!



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  • lfbno7 said on Apr 15, 2008....
    it's the long term that matters, starchy knee. forgive yourself. one meal means nothing.
  • starchini said on Apr 15, 2008....
    lol ive forgiven myself! haha but it really was disgusting what i did wasnt it?
  • lfbno7 said on Apr 15, 2008....
    no
  • starchini said on Apr 15, 2008....

    whatever it was too!  whats the nastiest thing uve eaten?

     

  • lfbno7 said on Apr 15, 2008....
    Tuna and jelly sandwich
  • bloggingman said on Apr 16, 2008....
    Thats not so bad. As a matter of fact from where I'm sitting that sounds pretty good. Please understand I do not advocate eating cold goopy chili, but once you have tasted the foul genitals of a certain female, power-hungry, man-hating, New York senator, well then cold chili sounds like surf & turf. 
     
    When I was kid back in Arkansas I ate fried sheep nuts.  Now I know what your thinking...
     
    All the good sheep are saved for breeding purposes.  Yes you are right for the most part.  Ocassionally though, we come by one or two that cant perform in front of a large crowd. Did you know that sheep get performance anxiety? I never woulda thought..
     
    Anyway daddy grabbed that ole sheep by the balls (not in a sexual way either,...well not that time anyway), and chopped em off with his swiss army knife(free plug for the people @ Swiss Army knives...your welcome).  He gives em to me and I run em into mama. She coats em in flour and fries em up and we eat em for supper. Great thing is you dont even need salt cause they are naturally salty...yumm.  Cant find a good sheep ball resturant in D.C....what a shame...
     
    (All names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent)
     
    go packers...
  • thunderpussy said on Apr 16, 2008....
    YECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • lfbno7 said on Apr 16, 2008....
    Bloggingman, have you seen Andrew Zimmern's Bizarre Foods show on the Travel Channel? Your comments about eating sheep balls would fit right in with that show.
  • starchini said on Apr 16, 2008....

    Tuna and JELLY!?  What kind of jelly? no, wait i mean EWWW!!!

    Naturally salty!  Omg, u are hilarious.  I cant separate ur bullshit from truth and i dont even care, that shit is hilarious.  Ive eaten mountain oyseters!  I was tricked into it and after my 12th one i was told the truth, by then i though "eh, whats one more ball?"

    Thunderpussy, are u yechin about my nasty lunch or about blogginmans balls?  lol...yech...

     

  • bloggingman said on Apr 18, 2008....
    hey whats wrong with my balls???
  • starchini said on Apr 18, 2008....
    i dont know, what IS wrong with ur balls?

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