Gross and disghusting moments too funny not to dredge back up.

The Paper Towel Dispenser~

The dog, Bo, got into the trash and ATE a paper towel with bacon grease soaked into it. He just swallowed it whole. I know this because a day or so later he was climbing onto MY bed and I noticed something sticking out of his butt. Well. I wasn't going to sleep in the same bed as a dog with things unknown hanging from his butt. That would be icky. And drive me insane.
So I grabbed some TP and wrapped one arm around the dog. And proceeded to wipe his butt. Because that is what Moms do. All the sick things no one in the entire world ever wants to even acknowledge need doing.
Unfortunately, it really was something sticking OUT, not just clinging to, his butt. So I pincered my fingers(behind the TP) and gave a mighty tug. And ripped a FULL SIZE paper towel out of my dog's butt.
Which is apparently none to pleasant a sensation for the pooch as he YIPED and shot off the bed like a shaken soda on a hot day. For DAYS after he wouldn't let me anywhere near his hindquarters.
Can you blame him? Really?


Cuteness~

Charizma was very small, perhaps two. She was playing quietly while her grandmother and I were chatting (I beleive). She passed gas suddenly, as is always the case with gas, then looked up at us with shock and said... "My butt sneezed!"