When you walk to the ticket counter to get your boarding pass, be sure to ask for a seat directly in front of a 3-5 year old, traveling with parents who just don't give a shit about the comfort of anyone else on the plane.
Once airborne, the 3-5 year old will begin kicking our seat back relentlessly. If you're lucky, he/she will use the bottom of the seat, where the back and bottom come together. This is extremely relaxing.
If you are also interested in having a massage chair, it is possible, with some coaxing, the 3-5 year old will begin to play with his/her tray. Pounding the tray up and then down, over and over and over again - this feels just like a massage chair!
I have never felt so relaxed. I thought perhaps if I reclined my seat all the way, I would get a facial too!



