As it is April Fool's Day we shall not play any practical jokes on anyone, as we already have our President and the Congress doing that to us on a daily basis. No we'll just rely on some amusing, and perhaps a few truly funny stories and jokes. Have a amusing rest of the day, and week. We Need IT!!
Who's the Strongest
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. "I am the strongest, most powerful man here," he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, John had enough. "Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back."
"You’re on old man," the braggart replied. "It’s a bet! Let’s see what you got."
John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said "All right. Get in."
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Deer Crossing
Ok, so I live in this semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
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Mind of a six-year-old
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy moley! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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Stupid
One day theres a couple of kids in a psychology class. The teacher stands up and says to the class "stand up if u think you’re stupid!" after about 5 minutes Little Johnny stood up and the teacher says "do you think you’re stupid Johnny?"
To which Little Johnny replies "No miss i just hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!!"
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Thanks, and stop by for some more funnies later!! :)
