THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2.
Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT
IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm
not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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wakingharmony posted on Mar 18, 2008
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Comments
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pickersplock said on Mar 19, 2008....
I enjoyed that very much! LOL -
silverwhisper said on Mar 19, 2008....
heh...i esp liked the "good evening, officer. isn't it lovely out tonight?"! :D
ed -
beyondtheveil said on Mar 19, 2008....
I enjoyed this, so true. I've found it rather impossible to say some of those things also. -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 19, 2008....
very true, though I haven't tried it out in the recent past -
wakingharmony said on Mar 19, 2008....
Pickle~ I have to admit I have a hard time saying some of the words sober hehe
sw~ Thanks I like that one too.
Beyond~ lol me too.
Unique~ Its been a while for me too on the later hehe
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fearing said on Mar 19, 2008....
Funny! -
pickersplock said on Mar 19, 2008....
I always found it difficult to say, "Would you care for a babka?" without breaking into gales of laughter! -
wakingharmony said on Mar 19, 2008....
Hi fearing! Pickles what is babka :-) thanks for stopping in! -
pickersplock said on Mar 19, 2008....
Actually a "bit of babka" would be funnier!It's like a sweet bread, Waking! -
lfbno7 said on Mar 19, 2008....
That reminds me of a tv show. -
pickersplock said on Mar 19, 2008....
Seinfeld perhaps? -
botoni said on Mar 19, 2008....
Oh dear! I m famous for my inability to resist karaoke and dancing after a few sips. How did you know? -
GrapeKoolaid said on Mar 19, 2008....
I can't say "specificity" even when I'm sober...
Good stuff...
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wakingharmony said on Mar 19, 2008....
Oh botoni would we be in trouble together hehe Picker~ sweetbread as in the kind of meat? I lov that! lfb was it stienfield?Grape I used to love to say I'm not as drink as some thinkle may peep I be. -
queenparanoia said on Mar 20, 2008....
i'm gonna try those words when i'm drunk!!! =) -
hotaka said on Mar 24, 2008....
Very good. I like those. -
lfbno7 said on Mar 24, 2008....
There were these two guys living together, sort of like a male version of Laverne and Shirley, and one of them said bibi babka for some reason. There was one normal guy and one odd one. I just googled it and it turned out to be Perfect Strangers with Larry and Balki. -
pickersplock said on Mar 24, 2008....
Ah, I was thinking about the Seinfeld episode where they're at the bakery trying to buy a chocolate babka! Or was it cinnamon? -
Battycat said on Mar 25, 2008....
lol, I enjoyed that :-)
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