This is too good to not share:
 
I slept way too much today, but somewhere in there I had a dream for the books...
 
I dreamed that I had "used the facilities" to put it politely----on a familiar object sitting in an oh so wrong place---in front of the computer.
 
Afterwards, I realized that this wasn't such a good thing, and what was I going to do about it?  People were going to know!
 
So I looked around and saw a black knob that looked like a "flusher" on my console.  I smiled and "flushed"---so happy that I had found a solution.  As soon as I did, I knew that I had messed up!  I remembered that someone had told me, "No matter what you do, don't ever mess with that button."
 
Sure enough, as soon as I did, things went all wacky!
 
Disks came flying out of the computer, drawers opened exposing knarled wires, and all I could see on the screen was an old video of some sort with people I knew, but like a soap opera playing.
 
I freaked out, of course.  In my dream I was crying and wailing like a fool.
 
Skip over to having my son here who sat down to try to "fix" it, all the while telling me that I should never have touched that "button."
 
He was asking me to tell him some of my code links---and I was confused about what he meant.  "You mean, like "My Definitions?"
 
He was frustrated with me until I finally got it.
 
"Oh!  You mean, like "Soulcast?"
 
I woke up while he was still working on it.
 
I was so glad to wake up and realize that it was only a dream!
 
Maybe he fixed it before he woke me up.
 
Moral of the story?
 
I don't have one.  Do you?  (I just thought it was funny enough to tell you)
 
 
 


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  • skald said on Mar 18, 2008....
    I would have been glad to wake up and find out that this was a dream too. 
  • wombat said on Mar 18, 2008....
    skald:  I have weird dreams alot, but this was a doozy.  Embarrasing, but too, too funny....thanks for reading.
  • quietone said on Mar 19, 2008....
    wombie ~ all I can say is its a good thing you woke up cause usually when you dream you have to go.... you really do!  now that would have been really bad! (especailly yesterday) haha  Glad it was only a dream, a funny one too.
  • wombat said on Mar 19, 2008....
    quietone:  I got that!  (private joke).  It was a strange, but funny dream--not unusual for me though.  I dream weird stuff all the time.

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