1) If you stepped on a scale...
Hmm, that's a happier number than the last one I saw.
2) If Obama or Hillary was elected...
Darn I'd called Hillary two years ago. Why'd you have to fuck my prediction?!
3) If McCain was elected...
How did this happen?
4) If you came home on a typical day and your other was standing in almost nothing with a fine dinner and candles waiting for you...
I would't say anything, I don't get nearly enough sex so honestly I might not eat either.
5) george bush called, as your president, to say hello...
WASSSSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
6) If you could have the choice of a perfectly healthy body 'till 100 years old or or a brilliant , clear, and wise mind until you died...
Probably the mind sadly. I mean what's the point of being alive if you've got some mental disability that prevents you from living life.
7) If you had the choice to be the greatest instrumentalist, writer, painter, or singer of your day...
Singer. I love to write but singers make more money and get more ladies. And besides I write because i enjoy it i don't need to be any good at it to enjoy it. I don't particularly like to sing but if I could make millions I would.
8) If you had the choice of being taken to the 15th century or the 25th century to live out your life... (forget family, its just a question)
It's kinda iffy. I mean the past would be a lot of fun. I mean come on it's not only allowable for me to ransack a villiage and carry of the maidens and slaves, it's actually encouraged and in some cases encouraged!
But the future I'll live longer and more comfortably and you know, I won't be worried about somebody raiding my village.
1) If you stepped on a scale...
I dont do it anymore. I prefer to fit in my old clothes. Since this happens i am happy.
2) If Obama or Hillary was elected...
I will pout and stomp my feet....I still want a woman up there.....
3) If McCain was elected...
Holy lasagna!!
4) If you came home on a typical day and your other was standing in almost nothing with a fine dinner and candles waiting for you...
I would just say "Why didn't you call me earlier?" while undressing myself ......
5) george bush called, as your president, to say hello..
I would answer "Bush who? You are sooo yesterday"
6) If you could have the choice of a perfectly healthy body 'till 100 years old or or a brilliant , clear, and wise mind until you died...
Ok, healthy versus stupid? Communication versus mobility? How can you choose?
7) If you had the choice to be the greatest instrumentalist, writer, painter, or singer of your day...
A writer who knows how to play a cell.
8) If you had the choice of being taken to the 15th century or the 25th century to live out your life... (forget family, its just a question)
Oh, back to the 15th for sure,. i have read so much about history i would be thrilled to experience those notions first hand.
1) If you stepped on a scale...
YAY, im getting closer to my goal weight!
2) If Obama or Hillary was elected...
wow.
3) If McCain was elected...
F***. can't we waste money on some else?
4) If you came home on a typical day and your other was standing in almost nothing with a fine dinner and candles waiting for you...
"hi!"
5) george bush called, as your president, to say hello...
"(insert friends name here), This is a bad joke!, No, O really? then explain to me...(insert questions)"
6) If you could have the choice of a perfectly healthy body 'till 100 years old or or a brilliant , clear, and wise mind until you died...
hmm BODY
7) If you had the choice to be the greatest instrumentalist, writer, painter, or singer of your day...
I enjoy writing and painting already, but i'd say instrumentalist, be fun to be a drumer! :-)
8) If you had the choice of being taken to the 15th century or the 25th century to live out your life... (forget family, its just a question)
15th, i'd love going back in time. old school i guess!
1) If you stepped on a scale...
yeah!!!! i lost 5 lbs recently!!!!!!!!! =)
2) If Obama or Hillary was elected...
i'm not an american but i'm curios what they could do to america...
3) If McCain was elected...
is he the white dude???
4) If you came home on a typical day and your other was standing in almost nothing with a fine dinner and candles waiting for you...
yummy!!! =)
5) george bush called, as your president, to say hello...
are you the guy that most americans hate???
6) If you could have the choice of a perfectly healthy body 'till 100 years old or or a brilliant , clear, and wise mind until you died...
i'll take the mind. and then i'll invent something to make my body perfect... =)
7) If you had the choice to be the greatest instrumentalist, writer, painter, or singer of your day...
writer... i love to write.. =)
8) If you had the choice of being taken to the 15th century or the 25th century to live out your life... (forget family, its just a question) .
15th century...
why???
cuz i'm the queen... =)