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Why are you being so negative?  You're being negative about everything.  Every single thing!
 
I guess mrMimi had had enough.  I can't deny the truth of his words.  Our dinner conversation last night covered a lot of topics.  And I had a snide comment or complaint about every one of them.  He told me of his plans to hang some "artwork" in his room.  They're horrible tacky pictures and I told him so.  We got into another argument about the microwave oven, and I reminded him of several times when he made large purchases without running it by me first.  (By large, I mean, for example, the car I drive.)  I even complained about the color he chose to paint his bathroom.
 
He's right.  I'm becoming very negative.  I'm becoming a bitch.  Sometimes it's all I can do to keep from yelling, "Shut the f--- up and leave me alone!"  It feels like fingernails on a chalk board. 
 
Hello, my name is Mimi and I'd like to join Bitches Anonymous.


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  • GracefullyGrowing said on Mar 14, 2008....
    Ok, then lets take a positive outlook on being a bitch. 
     
    B = Beautiful
    I  = Intelligent
    T = Talented
    C = Charming
    H = Honest
     
    Welcome to the B.I.T.C.H. League.  ;~P
     
    ~Grace~
  • MissMimi said on Mar 14, 2008....
    The BITCH League.  Hmmm.  I like that name better.  Except maybe for the B part, in which case it would be the ITCH League.  Okay, that works too.  ;)
  • crybabylu said on Mar 14, 2008....

    Grace---that is really "cool".

    I'm with you, MissMimi.

  • uniquely-ironic said on Mar 14, 2008....
    I once was told I can go from zero to bitch in under 60 seconds, so it sounds like I should sign up.
  • Eilan said on Mar 14, 2008....
    I'm in!

    Ya know, my ex-husband almost always used "bitch" as a compliment.  When he wanted to insult a woman, he'd use the c-word.
  • MissMimi said on Mar 14, 2008....

    Hi Dee!  Welcome to the club.

    Unique, in 60 seconds?  I'm impressed.

    How lovely to see you, Eilan.  I can't imagine you being a bitch.  ;) 

  • Zayda said on Mar 14, 2008....
    I'm in too! :) Although, I'm pretty sure I don't need to confess I'm a bitch. ;)
  • MissMimi said on Mar 14, 2008....

    Yay, Zee is here!  Uh, I mean, harumph!  About time you showed up!  ;)

    (In keeping with the spirit of BITCH)

  • vacantmind said on Mar 14, 2008....

    Me too! I am sure I can find several people to vouch for me. If you need evidence of my bitchyness.

  • MissMimi said on Mar 14, 2008....

    Oh, not necessary.  If you say you're a bitch, that's good enough for me! :)

  • dailyachesandpains said on Mar 14, 2008....
    Are you SURE you're not married to Mr. Daily?
     
    Where do I sign up?
     
     
  • vacantmind said on Mar 14, 2008....
    I think we need a motto to live by so I propose:
     
    "DON'T GET YOUR KNICKERS IN A KNOT. NOTHING IS SOLVED AND IT ONLY MAKES YOU WALK FUNNY." - KATHRYN CARPENTER
  • MissMimi said on Mar 14, 2008....

    LOL  Daily!  I don't need another spouse, trust me!

    Ha!  I like that one, VM.

  • vacantmind said on Mar 14, 2008....

    This one seems fitting as well:

    “I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle." Jane Austen

  • Mamie said on Mar 14, 2008....
    [joins the chorus] HI MIMI!
    Takes one to know one, hehe! howdy over there!!
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Mar 14, 2008....
    I'm only a real bitch when I'm pregnant. My nickname on the mom board both times was "Super B"[itch], if that tells you anything. :-D

    I'll sign up for the B.I.T.C.H. league though!

    ~Infernal
  • lfbno7 said on Mar 14, 2008....
    give him a big hug and tell him you love him and appreciate him. we have so few friends in life.
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Mar 14, 2008....
    There's a goddamned Bitch Outbreak around here lately! I'm starting to feel right at home, finally.
  • Fallyn said on Mar 14, 2008....

    hey, can i be taught to be a little bitchier?

    i think i need a little more of it.

  • Lucytorial said on Mar 14, 2008....
    It'll rub off Fallyn, okay I'm up for it.

    Hi My name is Lucy T and I can be a real mean bitch sometimes....
  • pickersplock said on Mar 14, 2008....
    I not bitchy, I'm mood deficient.
  • Fallyn said on Mar 14, 2008....
    lucy.....you'll rub off on me? *laughing* ....you have enough to spare then?


  • quietone said on Mar 15, 2008....
    hey it took me a lot of years to refine my bitchiness and I'm proud of it!!  I belonged to the bitch club out in WA. state.  I think I was bitch #48 we all had numbers!  LOL  and I will join this one too
  • FutureGoddess said on Mar 15, 2008....

    I would like to join the BITCH LEAGUE please. 

    However, whenever anyone calls me a bitch, I always say "Thank You" because I believe it means:

    Babe In Total Control (of) Herself.

  • dyingman said on Mar 15, 2008....
    I love my wife.
    She catches herself in this mode and announces.  "I'm going upstairs.  I'm pissy.  I know it.  And there's nothing I can do about it, so leave me alone!"

    She's fine an hour later.

    I LOVE that.
    Acknowledge your irrational unhappiness and flaunt it.   The alternative is pretending you're content and making the rest of us miserable.

    I married well.
  • lfbno7 said on Mar 15, 2008....
    after you give him a big hug, tell him you love him. he's your friend. you don't have that many. you don't have any as good as him. tell him he's wonderful. and if he isn't that great, bop him with a frying pan until he is.
  • DaddysLittleSlut said on Mar 15, 2008....
    Sometimes you have to enjoy your bad moods so you can get over them. Have go of it and get it over with. That's the advise i received from a physcologist that happened to be an unfortunate customer of mine when i had a miserable waitressing job... It took a while but soon I was cracking up. He left me a big tip too. Nice guy : )
    Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Horny
  • Alyss said on Mar 15, 2008....
    <raises hand nervously> I have been called that before so perhaps I should join in too?
  • queenparanoia said on Mar 16, 2008....
    actuaaly mimi this is what bitch means.. =)
     
    Babe
    In
    Total
    Control of
    Herself.
     
    so be a bitch like me missmimi... =)
  • allenshang said on Mar 16, 2008....
    B = Beautiful
    I  = Intelligent
    T = Talented
    C = Charming
    H = Honest
    i agree. you will see how sweet and pretty they are on intimatemingle.com
  • motherofchicken said on Mar 18, 2008....
    Omg mimi, I can so so so relate! I just wrote a post about exactly the same thing! Apparently I too am negative all the time! I don't know what to do, it's just me :)
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Mar 25, 2008....

    B = bitter
    I = irritable
    T = temperamental
    C = closed-minded
    H = hag (because even beautiful women are ugly when bitching)
    ... is more like it.
    I, too, had a spouse (rest her spirit) who could recognize when she was on the rag and had enough sense to back off and deal with it privately. It was an unusual blessing.
  • DaddysLittleSlut said on Mar 25, 2008....
    thats funny

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