• quietone said on Mar 10, 2008....

  CW this looks like fun, but my mind is blank, I'll have to come back.. can't wait to see some of the comments though. 

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 10, 2008....

  quietone,
  I'm the same way.  I'm still laughing from watching the clip.  :-) 
  
  CW
  

• Zayda said on Mar 10, 2008....

  I love the video clip. I can't think of anything right now, though.

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 10, 2008....

  Zayda,
  I love it too.
  
  I'll start with one...
  
  I believe we would smile at everyone we meet because it makes them wonder what we're up to.
  
  And...
  
  I believe some of the farmers in my area need to be told that their pickups will drive faster than their tractors.
  
  CW
  

• Twylarants said on Mar 10, 2008....

  I believe my foot never itches unless I'm driving.
  I believe there is no such thing as "extra" money.
  I believe the 5-second rule should be extended if the food dropped is chocolate.
  

• JoyousLoving said on Mar 10, 2008....

  I believe gas is almost as affordable as diamonds.

  I believe my nose itches only when I'm washing dishes.

  I believe I only want a beer when I come home and find out there isn't any.

• Zayda said on Mar 10, 2008....

  I believe that I only need to pee 5 minutes after I answer the phone.

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 10, 2008....

  You ladies are funny.   Keep them coming.  :-)
  
  I believe my phone never rings unless I'm in the shower.
  
  I believe that salad is just a promise that food will be coming soon.
  
  CW
  

• MissMimi said on Mar 10, 2008....

  LMAO!  Oh God, CDub!  I'm laughing so hard, now I have to pee!  He's about as un-cerebral as they come, but Larry the CableGuy cracks me up every time.

  Let me think on it a bit.

• one_wired_kitty said on Mar 10, 2008....

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ the hillary clinton one ....

  I believe I will NOT have to pee on a road trip until I just pass a rest stop and the next one isn't for 248 miles ...

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 10, 2008....

  Mimi,
  He cracks me up too. I can't wait to hear what you come up with.
  
  Keep them coming everyone.  You are all making me smile!  :-D
  
  
  

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 10, 2008....

  
  I believe I'll have what she's having.  (From When Harry Met Sally)
  
  CW
  

• JoyousLoving said on Mar 10, 2008....

  I believe a good opportunity for nookie usually comes (no pun intended) at the wrong time of the month. :-p

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 10, 2008....

  I believe that if I cough any harder, I'm going to need some Depends.

• scipio said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe that being on the way means at least not for another 2 hours.
   
  I believe the check is in the mail.

• silverwhisper said on Mar 11, 2008....

  i love that clip, too! :D i really liked the line by ron white about life, lemons and vodka. :>
  
  i believe that when life makes people crabby, they should be careful, lest someone is nearby, standing ready with the old bay. :>
  
  ed

• quietone said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe I can't think of a darn thing to write here~ but have enjoyed eveyone elses!!  :)

• MissMimi said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe  this is just as funny this morning as it was last night. 

• MissMimi said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe, broken cookies have no calories. 

• pickersplock said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe a person's fashion sense is reduced by every pork rind they consume.

• Zayda said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe that with the cost of gas, I can't afford to commute to work.

• RollingC said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe I'll be back for some belief declarations later when I get off work.  :^)  Rc

• biglove said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe I'm not making fun of people, I'm making fun thanks to them. ;-))

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 11, 2008....

  Thanks, everyone.  These are great!  Keep them coming.
  
  I believe I've lost my marbles.
  
  CW
  
  

• crybabylu said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe that everytime my home phone rings, the cell phone does too!  there they go off right now!

• MissMimi said on Mar 11, 2008....

  I believe I've found CDub's marbles in my kitchen junk drawer.

• Mr.President said on Mar 11, 2008....

  CW, farmers get tax free diesel gas.  Its illegal for them to put it in anything but their tractors.  I see a lot of farmers drive their tractors to the grocery store etc.  So thats why u see them driving tractors as if its their cars.  Those little shits. 

  I BELIEVE that mayonaise has no business on a cheeseburger i AM NOT a CANADIAN....

  did i do it right?

• pickersplock said on Mar 11, 2008....

  Hey, CW I lost my marbles last week!  I placed an ad here, but no one ever found them.

• silverwhisper said on Mar 11, 2008....

  i believe that the only proper condiment for a hot dog is yellow mustard.
  
  ed

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 11, 2008....

  Pickers it appears that Mimi has found my marbles in her junk drawer, so I believe a road trip to Mimi's is in order.  :-)
  
  Ed, I believe that no hot dog of mine is complete without melted cheese.  :-)
  
  Mr. President, I believe you did just fine.
  
  These are great everyone, please keep them coming.  :-)
  
  I believe winter needs to go back to the North Pole and stay there!
  
  CW
  

• Mr.President said on Mar 13, 2008....

  I believe Insurance companies should all burn to the ground : )

• silverwhisper said on Mar 14, 2008....

  mr. president: but the problem there is that they already have insurance and will pay for the payouts by increasing everyone else's premiums, no? :>
  
  ed

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 14, 2008....

  Mr. President,
  There were a couple of times last year that I was very grateful that I had insurance.
  
  Ed,
  That's true.  It makes me feel guilty when I have to use it.  I know it increases rates for everyone when they have to make big payouts.  I'm talking health care.  One extended hospital stay could bankrupt a person without insurance though.
  
  ................
  
  I believe I need some more coffee.  The brain isn't firing on all pistons yet.  :-)
  
  CW
  

• Mr.President said on Mar 14, 2008....

  good point silv.  so how do we get rid of them if they

  are loaded to the gills with their own insurance?  lol

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