There are so many movie and tv funny, and serious, quotes that we run across and like. These are a few of the funny ones I've cornered over the years.
American Pie
Jason: "You realize we're all going to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us."
Seinfeld
George: "When women smile, I don't know what it means."
Airplane
Ted: "Surely there must be something we can do about it."
Rumack: "There is something we can do about it. And stop calling me Shirley."
The Princess Bride
Vizzini: "Inconceivable!!"
Inigo: "You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means."
Tombstone
Billy: You're so drunk you can't hit nothin'. You're probably seein' double."
Doc: "I got two guns, one for each of ya."
Cheers
Norm: (walking into bar)
"Its a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."
Garfield: "Some people exist just to annoy me."
Murphy Brown
Murphy: (doctor is telling her she needs someone to drive her home)
"I've hacked my way through miles of Columbian jungle with PMS so bad the leopards fled in terror."
Friends
Phoebe: "They don't know that we know they know we know."
Do you have any funny (or serious) quotes from movies or tv you especially like?
beyondtheveil posted on Mar 09, 2008
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quietone said on Mar 09, 2008....
The only one I can think of right off the bat is "Heres Johnny" in The Shining with Jack Nicholson. -
mobil said on Mar 09, 2008....
I was so hot we had to feed the chickens cracked ice to keep 'em from layin' hard-boiled eggs.
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gingersoul said on Mar 09, 2008....
Seinfeld: "No soup for you"
Airplane: "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
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beyondtheveil said on Mar 09, 2008....
quiet- Every time I hear that I think of the look on his face.
mobil- I like it, but that's from a movie? Sounds like a redneck.
ginsoul- The "soup nazi", I'll never forget it. Airplane was full of these things, wasn't it?
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wombat said on Mar 10, 2008....
I always get a kick out of this:Doc Holliday in Tombstone--I'm your huckleberry.... -
beyondtheveil said on Mar 10, 2008....
wombat- Tombstone had a number of them, I think. And it seems most of them were from Doc. -
secretlife said on Mar 10, 2008....
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You want answers?
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): I think I'm entitled.
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You want answers?
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): I want the truth!
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You can't handle the truth!
(A few good men)I'll make him an offer he can't refuse (The Godfather)You're gonna need a bigger boat (Jaws)Love means never having to say you're sorry (Love Story)Go ahead, make my day (one of the Dirty Harry movies)I feel the need.......the need for speed (Top Gun) -
Actorguy said on Mar 10, 2008....
Friends:Joey: I don't think Chandler can handle that,Chandler: Are you kidding? "Handle" is my middle name..... actually "Handle" is the middle of my first name.Cheers:"How's the world treatin' ya, Norm?"Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper!"What's shakin', Norm?"Norm: All four cheeks and a coupla chins! -
beyondtheveil said on Mar 10, 2008....
secret- I remember that exchange from A Few Good Men, it stuck with me.
You're gonna need a bigger boat - now that's funny.
actor- Cheers exploded with good quotes and Norm along with any bartender got most of them, it seems. Three good ones here.
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truthsayer said on Mar 10, 2008....
Little Big Man was full of them too.Grandfather to Little Big Man:"Does she show pleasure when you mount her?"truth : ) -
silverwhisper said on Mar 10, 2008....
o, there are tons of movies that are eminently quotable--the princess bride, a personal fave, is but one. the star wars films ("will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"), monty python ("no, i'm brian! and so is my wife!"), anything with robin williams...
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CreativeWoman said on Mar 10, 2008....
I love all the dialog from the Austin Powers Movies....groovy baby, shagadellic and all those classics.
I think I could go on and on with different movies. :-)
CW
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silverwhisper said on Mar 11, 2008....
what i'm finding interesting is that we use pop culture in the same way the elizabethans referenced mythology and greek/roman literature. in both cases, the source is the common lexicon, the touchstone of shared identity, a source from which we have all drunk deeply.
hm...this seems to warrant its own blog entry...
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beyondtheveil said on Mar 11, 2008....
truth- This was an excellent film, one I feel more people should see.
Ed- I think as many great quotes could be pulled from Dead Poets Society as possibly any other film. Oh, I think your second comment warrants a blog entry also.
CW- We could go on and on, couldn't we? Feel free to add more.
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silverwhisper said on Mar 11, 2008....
you might be happy to know that i've posted it. :>
ed
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